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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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jamie fae
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Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:07:27
jamie fae

Alexstrasza wrote:
HLB this is now a roleplaying thread. What would you like to drink? 

Jamie, I think she's advocating for a smoking section. I'm sure we can set a room aside for the smokers. After all, it's their choice if they want to smoke.


I agree that it is their right to shorten their own lives by smoking. It is not their right to shorten mine by smoking around me. :*

04.03.2020 23:07:27
jamie fae
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Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:10:38
jamie fae

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
You know what I like it here and if you have a problem with me smoking I don't care.

Lights up a cigar and smokes it.

Kick me out but good luck trying because I am not going anywhere.
"Sir," the alien singer begins while longingly eyeing the shelf of bottles.

"You call yourself classy, yet is it classy to ignore the comfort of others in order to indulge in your own hedonistic desires? I dare say that you are a mere poser, wishing to emulate the attractive appearance of classiness in order to appeal to others, but not understanding true class."


Side note, HLB. Ok boomer :)
*Raises my glass in salute to the Alien Princess from Venus*

04.03.2020 23:10:38
Ulvhild
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Secville
04.03.2020 23:10:57
Ulvhild

jamie fae wrote:
I agree that it is their right to shorten their own lives by smoking. It is not their right to shorten mine by smoking around me. :*
I don't want to be exposed to passive smoke either. Let's switch out his pipe with a children's bubble pipe? (I can spray paint it to look realistic;)

P.S: Don't double-post! :)

04.03.2020 23:10:57
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jamie fae
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Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:13:56
jamie fae

Ulvhild wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
I agree that it is their right to shorten their own lives by smoking. It is not their right to shorten mine by smoking around me. :*
I don't want to be exposed to passive smoke either. Let's switch out his pipe with a children's bubble pipe? (I can spray paint it to look realistic;)

P.S: Don't double-post! :)
I LOVE your idea about the pipe! :)

By the way, according to the very first post in this thread, double posting is allowed. That is the ONLY reason that I double posted. :)

04.03.2020 23:13:56
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
04.03.2020 23:15:03
HeavenLeighBimbo

I used to take offence being called a 'Boomer'
  While I am not actually from that era, my grand parent's were, and they gave me the best education money could buy.   
    Is a 'boomer' better educated than a 'Public school system' student?
         I know my opinion.........   is formed with study.
   What is a Public School system's student forming......... 
  A baby to be aborted.
Welfare form's to fill out.
Best drug dealer to seek.
 How to buy an illegal weapon.
Join a GANG, for protection of course.
   It is all absurd.
          Who win's?
   I'm a boomer.....  a very young one,  but     Thankful my parent's and grandparent's taught me the value of human life.


04.03.2020 23:15:03
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Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:15:43
Classy Joe

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
You know what I like it here and if you have a problem with me smoking I don't care.

Lights up a cigar and smokes it.

Kick me out but good luck trying because I am not going anywhere.
"Sir," the alien singer begins while longingly eyeing the shelf of bottles.

"You call yourself classy, yet is it classy to ignore the comfort of others in order to indulge in your own hedonistic desires? I dare say that you are a mere poser, wishing to emulate the attractive appearance of classiness in order to appeal to others, but not understanding true class."


Side note, HLB. Ok boomer :
But what about my feelings? I like a fine cigar while drinking I will sit away from others and try not to blow  my smoke on anyone.


04.03.2020 23:15:43
                                                          
jamie fae
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Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:17:41
jamie fae

Ulvhild wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
I agree that it is their right to shorten their own lives by smoking. It is not their right to shorten mine by smoking around me. :*
I don't want to be exposed to passive smoke either. Let's switch out his pipe with a children's bubble pipe? (I can spray paint it to look realistic;)

P.S: Don't double-post! :)
Yes, I was just using a real life example of the same issue, Sugar. :)

04.03.2020 23:17:41
torrenoia
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Atheista
04.03.2020 23:18:13
torrenoia

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I used to take offence being called a 'Boomer'
  While I am not actually from that era, my grand parent's were, and they gave me the best education money could buy.   
    Is a 'boomer' better educated than a 'Public school system' student?
         I know my opinion.........   is formed with study.
   What is a Public School system's student forming......... 
  A baby to be aborted.
Welfare form's to fill out.
Best drug dealer to seek.
 How to buy an illegal weapon.
Join a GANG, for protection of course.
   It is all absurd.
          Who win's?
   I'm a boomer.....  a very young one,  but     Thankful my parent's and grandparent's taught me the value of human life.

ok boomer

04.03.2020 23:18:13
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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:20:09
jamie fae

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I used to take offence being called a 'Boomer'
  While I am not actually from that era, my grand parent's were, and they gave me the best education money could buy.   
    Is a 'boomer' better educated than a 'Public school system' student?
         I know my opinion.........   is formed with study.
   What is a Public School system's student forming......... 
  A baby to be aborted.
Welfare form's to fill out.
Best drug dealer to seek.
 How to buy an illegal weapon.
Join a GANG, for protection of course.
   It is all absurd.
          Who win's?
   I'm a boomer.....  a very young one,  but     Thankful my parent's and grandparent's taught me the value of human life.

I am a Boomer & a Public School Graduate & I am none of those things you listed. *Winks at Heavenly*

04.03.2020 23:20:09
AlienPrinceFromVenus
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Reasonopia
04.03.2020 23:22:23
AlienPrinceFromVenus

"Oh my," the alien smiles, bemusement evident in his voice. "Ok boomer."

He turns to the host. "How are we still not selling pure ethanol? This watered down juice is not enough to numb anyone these days. On the note of stuff we don't have, we could use a smoking room, but first we'd need to scrounge up the cash for the renovations. I'm sure the band would enjoy it too."

04.03.2020 23:22:23
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