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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
05.03.2020 00:03:12
Classy Joe

As he leaves the pub where he is sitting his credit card is still on the table.

05.03.2020 00:03:12
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
05.03.2020 00:04:23
AlienPrinceFromVenus

jamie fae wrote:
torrenoia wrote:
whats wrong with people thinking you are gay?
I was called gay all through Elementary & Jr. High School. It started because gay rhymed with my real last name. This lasted until about half way through 8th grade, when a rummer claiming that I had gotten my girlfriend pregnant  (we had not even had sex yet), was spread. So forgive me for not wanting to be called gay ever again!!!! :(
Sucks to be you. It must have been so hard, not have been threatened to get raped just for being in the same space as straight men. It must have been so hard, not to have been disowned by your own parents, getting kicked out of your own home while underage. It must have been so hard not to be bullied as an adult, for acting too "feminine" for a man. It must have been so hard, for you not to have had to choose between being safe from violence and from the very real threat of being killed or your own identity.

I am genuinely sorry that you got bullied as a child, but I hope you realize that the attitude that bullying left you with is now contributing to certain people thinking it's ok to bully more people like that, because the people whose opinions they care about, yours as cisgendered man for example, is to bury your head in the sand.

05.03.2020 00:04:23
They/Them 
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
05.03.2020 00:05:21
Alexstrasza

I wish people thought I was gay. Maybe then I'd actually believe it and feel gay. Sadly I'm miserable most of the time. BAM double meaning!

05.03.2020 00:05:21
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
05.03.2020 00:06:23
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Alexstrasza wrote:
I wish people thought I was gay. Maybe then I'd actually believe it and feel gay. Sadly I'm miserable most of the time. BAM double meaning!
It's a gay day for being gay >;3

05.03.2020 00:06:23
They/Them 
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.03.2020 00:20:46
HeavenLeighBimbo

Alexstrasza wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ytFg0hFad8
I'm gonna have a Piña Colada bartender. On that gentleman's tab, if you will.
I point at Classy Joe.
Paid in full, on the Owner of the establishment.
" Globyfish -the bar tender, reads the first page of the menu."
    I like ALEX.

05.03.2020 00:20:46
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
05.03.2020 00:21:52
Classy Joe

returns to the pub.

I am offering to buy everyone in the pub a drinking of their choosing and I am paying for it.

05.03.2020 00:21:52
                                                          
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28546332
Reputation: 281355
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
05.03.2020 00:24:25
Sandi Lut

What a total mess this thread is, geez...

05.03.2020 00:24:25
Happiness is inside yourself

HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.03.2020 00:25:01
HeavenLeighBimbo

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
torrenoia wrote:
whats wrong with people thinking you are gay?
I was called gay all through Elementary & Jr. High School. It started because gay rhymed with my real last name. This lasted until about half way through 8th grade, when a rummer claiming that I had gotten my girlfriend pregnant  (we had not even had sex yet), was spread. So forgive me for not wanting to be called gay ever again!!!! :(
Sucks to be you. It must have been so hard, not have been threatened to get raped just for being in the same space as straight men. It must have been so hard, not to have been disowned by your own parents, getting kicked out of your own home while underage. It must have been so hard not to be bullied as an adult, for acting too "feminine" for a man. It must have been so hard, for you not to have had to choose between being safe from violence and from the very real threat of being killed or your own identity.

I am genuinely sorry that you got bullied as a child, but I hope you realize that the attitude that bullying left you with is now contributing to certain people thinking it's ok to bully more people like that, because the people whose opinions they care about, yours as cisgendered man for example, is to bury your head in the sand.
Heavenleigh writes :   Good heaven's,   Some people do need an awaking.......
   I was lucky.....   Being a lesbian, is actually very easy.........   
I had my husband,  and my children,  and a friend my husband thought was sexy too.   
   Lucky him?   OR ME?

05.03.2020 00:25:01
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Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
05.03.2020 00:25:22
Alexstrasza

Sandi, hi! Join us, have a drink. be gay and mingle with the patrons. Just avoid Han, I think he has a gun. Joe's about to go bankrupt so you can have whatever you want on his tab!

@HLB: Lucky everyone! Joe's buying!

05.03.2020 00:25:22
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
05.03.2020 00:25:34
Classy Joe

Sandi Lut wrote:
What a total mess this thread is, geez...
It's supposed to be a thread for fun and just to be silly I think.

05.03.2020 00:25:34
                                                          

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