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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
14.04.2020 22:00:23
Alexstrasza

torrenoia wrote:
so no punishment for hlb then but my post gets deleted?
The forum guardians just needed a moment to deliberate the severity of her punishment. She got a 1 day forum ban because her remark was much worse. Her next offense will result in a longer forum ban.

14.04.2020 22:00:23
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
14.04.2020 22:07:20
jamie fae

*Walks up to the Microphone* Check this one out everybody! *Smiles*

*SINGS on key*

There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin'
'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin'
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
She looked good (looked good), she looked fine (looked fine)
She looked good, she looked fine and I nearly lost my mind

Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me, singin'
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be, singin'
'"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
We walked on (walked on) to my door (my door)
We walked on to my door, then we kissed a little more

Whoa-oh, I knew we was falling in love

Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I'd been dreamin' of

Now we're together nearly every single day, singin'
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
A-we're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay, singin'
'"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Well I'm hers (I'm hers), she's mine (she's mine)
I'm hers, she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime

Whoa-oh, I knew we was falling in love
Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I'd been dreamin' of

Now we're together nearly every single day, singin'
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
A-we're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay, singin'
"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Well I'm hers (I'm hers), she's mine (she's mine)
I'm hers, she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime

Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

Play "Do Wah Diddy Diddy"
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14.04.2020 22:07:20
Peg leg
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9724
Reputation: 5912
Posts: 38
Freethinkerland
14.04.2020 23:24:36
Peg leg

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I am really sad today.    
   Because of my 1st rescue work,   I am currently 'self banning'-myself from my own children.
   This feels so evil to me because the common flu, kill's more people 10X's more than the current 'Mass- Hysteria', caused by the American Media seeking to influence a Presidential Election.   It is totally shameful, on so many level's........   
   
     Guess what....   Buying BABY clothe's is no longer considered essential.
   Ink for people working at home, and using printer's....     NOT ESSENTIAL.
   Home repair equipment......   Not Essential.   Cell phone's   [hahahahahaaaaaa]   Not essential. 
          Car repair.......   You guessed it...   NOT essential.
   It seems to me that all this FAKE hysteria is causing me to lose time with my family, for absolutely no reason at all.
   No mass-grave-site's where I live......  In fact hospital admission's are lower than ever previously recorded, because people are not crashing car's.
       Why people believe everything they read on the internet, and react as if it was reality, seems to me to be a mental disorder. Not a reaction to a virus.   Freedoms as Americans, were suddenly given up because of the FEAR, and rumor.   Nothing else.

A girl I knew online has passed away because of complications due to the virus, she was only 20 years old but had multiple respiratory issues due to PCOS. Her family can't even hold a funeral for her because of the quarantine. I know that we are all going through our own personal struggles at this time, but know that spreading the idea that this is all BS is harmful and could possibly kill. It's important to stay home and spread the message of its importance. Not only to keep those around us safe, but to respect those who have already passed.

I'm sorry that you can't see your family as much as you'd like to, but if you have an internet connection then you can video call them, right? I know it isn't the same as really spending time with them, but it's the best we have to keep each other healthy. 


14.04.2020 23:24:36
Where am I
Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248809
Posts: 5272
Secville
14.04.2020 23:31:50
Ulvhild

HeavenLeighBimbo has been banned from the forum and can't reply until tomorrow night.

14.04.2020 23:31:50
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
15.04.2020 02:13:05
jamie fae

Ulvhild wrote:
HeavenLeighBimbo has been banned from the forum and can't reply until tomorrow night.
Banned from the forum she started, that just sounds wrong to me.

15.04.2020 02:13:05
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
15.04.2020 02:40:52
Alexstrasza

Had she not posted an incredibly xenophobic statement - two in one in fact - she'd still be here. She'll be back tomorrow.

15.04.2020 02:40:52
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
15.04.2020 04:01:37
torrenoia

since when was this thread pinned, or marked as a roleplaying thread lol

15.04.2020 04:01:37
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.04.2020 04:09:31
Classy Joe

torrenoia wrote:
since when was this thread pinned, or marked as a roleplaying thread lol
*walks in pub with a bottle of Jack*

I don't know but I'm going to enjoy this.

*drinks the whole bottle of Jack.*






15.04.2020 04:09:31
                                                          
Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248809
Posts: 5272
Secville
15.04.2020 07:27:50
Ulvhild

torrenoia wrote:
since when was this thread pinned, or marked as a roleplaying thread lol
Since last night. The FGs deemed it fit and proper. ;)

15.04.2020 07:27:50
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.04.2020 08:03:37
Classy Joe

Cheers

*drinks another bottle of Jack*

15.04.2020 08:03:37
                                                          

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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