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jamie fae
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Reasonopia
20.05.2020 07:10:57
jamie fae

Just calling it as I see it! I don't even look THAT GOOD in a Tux in real life! :)

20.05.2020 07:10:57
Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
20.05.2020 07:13:22
Classy Joe

Well I try to look my best in my outfits but it isn't what others like it's what you like, don't wear to please others, wear to please yourself.

20.05.2020 07:13:22
                                                          
jamie fae
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20.05.2020 07:16:29
jamie fae

Classy Joe wrote:
Well I try to look my best in my outfits but it isn't what others like it's what you like, don't wear to please others, wear to please yourself.
I wear to try and win outfit fights. :)

20.05.2020 07:16:29
Classy Joe
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20.05.2020 07:43:23
Classy Joe

With outfit fights it about patience I know wont win every fight but eventually I will win a few and give it time and I will eventually get the achievements.

20.05.2020 07:43:23
                                                          
Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
20.05.2020 14:22:55
Classy Joe

I just learnt that it took months if not years to make animated movies back in the old days. Like the process to make animated movies and shows was like so much different like they had to draw most if not all of it and do it frame by frame. Boy respect for the people who did it, I would not have the patience to do it. So when I watch old disney or other shows like Popeye I will watch it differently now. Plus older cartoons are more enjoyable at times in my opinion. 

Sometimes I wish I was around in the 20s-50s. Sad thing is the 20s will soon refer to the 2020s which is sad. I would so rather go back in time than go in the future because the future scares me. With everything happening in the world I am kinda afraid to see the future. Give me the past over the future any day of the week. No laptops, no internet, no mobile phones. Doesn't bother me since I didn't know they existed why would I be sad about not having something I have no clue about. But the thing is knowing they exist like now and I could go back in time, I will forget what they are but could I leave? I mean it would be hard to say. 

Just create a small city like 3 streets in a square which is a 1930s city and like everything in the city is what is was in the 30s from the buildings to cars and technology. Nothing after the 30s is allowed in the city and you have to wear clothes from the time. Would be fun for a holiday. Have shops from the time there too with the hotel you would be staying at. People could get a feel of what it was like to live back then. Maybe even have radios too that play old 1930s shows and stuff on it. That is if it doesn't already exist a place like that. I know there are old towns and places where you go back in time to the 1800s

Look at me rambling on. That is just what I had to say. I will go back to drinking me alcohol and leave others to do as they please. Thanks for letting me speak and thanks to all who took their time to read it.

TLDR: Animated shows in the old days took months to years to make, I have respect for the people who made them, I would rather live in the past over the future and I wish there was a 1930s city you could visit and stay. 

20.05.2020 14:22:55
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
20.05.2020 23:50:38
HeavenLeighBimbo

The last few pages ^ were an interesting read....
  I like keeping an open mind to new ideas.
    The only problem is :  
  It is much 'fuss' about a non-issue.

  It might not the fit the Agenda, of certain activist's.
   The gay community I belong too [Lesbian/bisexual] in America is:
In all reality, NOT Abused in any way shape or form. Never once have I been abused for being a woman, and who really would care, who I like sleeping with at HOME in my bed? 
  Nobody except A GAY MAN,  I claim to be my best friend.
  In fact it is quite the opposite, in America at least.
(obviously, I cant speak for the whole world about discrimination in your home country).
   For myself, it is actually a 'Selling point', for slutty actresses like myself.
          My friends and I discuss this point of 'Progressiveness' at length OFTEN.  My best Male Friend being a Jewish homosexual, and myself being a happily married woman, and mother now widowed.   I drive the poor man insane, because even a totally 'Avowed Homosexual' who has said to me on countless occasion's.,  all Vaginas are UGLY and is why he prefers sex with other men. { Yet he would give anything, to have sex with my anus. After watching me dance privately at home, for 5 minutes. } 
                                                                       [ Not happening BTW, EVER ]
    When I think about it, from a personal point of view,  that doesn't sound very progressive ETHER.   In effect, my Homosexual best friend, insult's my sexuality, because he is intimidated by being a MAN, in my company. [A lesbian].
       It is a very odd circumstance to be sure.
    Never let the mass-media agenda, fool you into thinking EVERYONE Hate's you.
                              It simply is not true, in the real world at least. [Based in my experiences in Real Life.]
       I LOVE the man,  but I don't like what he wishes to do to my body, when he is drunk and 'Hyper-sexual' with me...
  He claims to be 100% gay,   but the moment he sees me in a bikini,  he is just like 100% of all men. 
 'Turned ON'  by a beautiful BIMBO.     Just seeing my body, makes him question his Progressiveness.
   He gave up his OWN right's to sex with me, by contracting an immunological disorder called AIDES though Heroin usage and unprotected sex with countless men. 
                   It seems like Hell to me, so why would I join him in Death for a pointless cause?
   Nobody should be that suicidal.........   
  Yet, I love the MAN.    He is one of only two men, who can watch me be a Woman, at HOME.
              Serving him Tea, cake's and a private show......     Did he like that routine? 
               Hell, YES he does,  and keeps coming back, to see a  tough woman and the body she made by being TOUGH TOO.
  He know's, I would KILL him if he tried to rape ME. 
                                
So Adam, pick's on little progressively, mentally challenged  men.    Instead.   
The Male population has a Predator,   called your own testosterone.   
Sex at all cost,   will be your DOOM.
Adam is a real man.......   And you just might F*ck him too..   He is very beautiful, in body ;
                                    But his Soul, is as DEAD as dirt.
But my friendship is Free..
 Who feels sexually, Lucky?
A widow.
 ^In an insane Progressive agenda driven world^. 
                       I Thank GOD   I escaped.
  I prefer no sex, over DEADLY SEX.   Just sayin', as a bisexual Woman.

20.05.2020 23:50:38
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Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
21.05.2020 02:02:54
Classy Joe

Interesting read. 

21.05.2020 02:02:54
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
21.05.2020 03:10:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

[A Double post,  about what I really wanted to chat about]....
   Today I had such an odd experience.   Jackie......    This woman drives me totally insane.   She was my neighbor, turned lover for over 4 years.......     She was a total blessing to my  life.   
    She found a a$$-hole 'sugar-daddie',  I totally hate !!!!
   So when I see her in public very randomly, Then she LOVES on me, to the point   I WEEP.    
   So as I hugging and kissing her in a public parking lot.......    A man who used to see me dancing, recognized me too........
        He thought it was 'Free-hug's day".....     Both now want to smoke some weed with me, at exactly the same time.
   This will seriously complicate my night !!!!!
   I'm telling you right now, Jackie will be my Number 1.

   It is such a complicated 'love-triangle'.       Perfect for a diary entry....
  My heart will be broken, and that is for sure........     
   Yet is it is just impossible for me to ignore the last woman, I have made love too.
 [made worse by her begging for me, to call her again]
   Then the DEMONIC MAN..... named Shad.......   Where to begin with the story of me with a MAN?
   YIKES !!!!!!!!!!   My story with him, is totally pornographic.    When I am angry or very Pi$$ED off, like I usually was around him, he bows down and let's me kick his a$$.    
   So what sort of mood am I in?
   Giving Jackie a bubble bath and touching her gorgeous body,  or letting Shad get me stoned out of my mind?
                                                                             (in the effort of getting me naked?)
     Such thing's are very amusing to a BIMBO,  and to tell you the truth :
    I'm not sure where the rest of this post, will lead..............
       Emotionally,   the story of Jackie is much more BIMBO. [and I LOVE HER]
   The story of Shad,  is Brutal, Nasty,  and down right barbarian.
       Both have their 'charms', to a woman like me.
   I like Shad, because he is not shy around 'gun-fire'.

21.05.2020 03:10:49
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Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
21.05.2020 03:12:35
Cum_Dumpster

Actually, there are parts of this that I agree with, HLB. Namely "     Never let the mass-media agenda, fool you into thinking EVERYONE Hate's you. "
Something that I've also learned through travel is that we can actually really treat the US like several separate countries, because they all have their own cultural differences per region. But what I'd like to point out is that treatment and opinions of our community also tend to vary quite a bit depending on what part of the country you find yourself in.
Also, generally speaking, even if one does not suffer abuse at the hands of others, we deserve equality in the eyes of the government. That's what achieving the right to marry has been about. It's saying "Hey! Who I choose to love, fuck, marry, and live out the remainder of my days with is NO ONES business but mine!" Big Gov shouldn't get a say, they take enough of my damn money to choke on it(in silence).

21.05.2020 03:12:35
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Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
21.05.2020 03:13:47
Classy Joe

Seeing the name Shad makes me think about a wrestler named Shad Gaspard who recently died drowning, he died a hero telling the lifeguards to save his son first.

21.05.2020 03:13:47
                                                          

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