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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
21.05.2020 03:41:16
HeavenLeighBimbo

I find myself looking at myself in a mirror and wondering what should I wear, in my own house right now......
     Two very different people, are expected at the very same time.
   Seriously it really doesn't matter because Jackie LOVES me dressed as a Prostitute, as much as Shad does.........
    What matters to me, is what pantie's I wear....    Should I pick the pink one's with lace,  or the black one's with lace?
  Yes, I'm slutty......   I don't bother wearing clothes during my day's off, and while recreating in my own HOME.
   They BOTH KNOW THAT.   Happy Day GIF by memecandy - Find  Share on GIPHYJackie is mesmerized by my confidence, no matter what color I wear.....   Shad just love's me wearing BLACK, anything..............    Sack cloth and ashes,  and he would suck on my toes.
   So my biggest problem is how to wear my 'Big-girl' panties.   LOL
   Never wish, to be ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21.05.2020 03:41:16
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
21.05.2020 04:08:03
Classy Joe

Wear black heels, everyone loves black pumps.

21.05.2020 04:08:03
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
21.05.2020 04:18:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

For my 'Bimbo'-husband,   What haven't you seen, YET?
    You Know, I love you without reservation.
   You have made love to me, during the darkest of night's.   Your an EX- by your choice.
   Still,  I love you like you were a Child of GOD; Who I love as my OWN. 

 
If there was a Man in Bimboland's I would write romantic poetry to;  It is YOU,  My Dear JOE.
   You Know it too !!!!!    So.........  talk dirty to me.  Your mistress is devoted to thrilling YOU.

21.05.2020 04:18:13
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
21.05.2020 04:30:01
Classy Joe

I once fell in a river, well it was a creek bed. I was walking home from school... well to the bus stop. I was with another person who was a friend for a while but at the time wasn't a friend. I said to him I could jump the creek bed, which I would have. It has just been raining so it was full of water. I ran to jump but at the last second I slipped and fell in. There you go I was all wet and dirty.

There that's me talking dirty :)

21.05.2020 04:30:01
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
21.05.2020 04:40:36
HeavenLeighBimbo

   That is a cute story ^ ......   Really cute, actually because it remind's me of taking my son to hospital, because he did the same thing,  but riding a bicycle.   CRASHED, because he was dared to jump a small river by his 'peers' too.
   It was an adorable story, but in America we personally pay medical bill's.    His Mother felt the PAIN in $$$$$$$$$$$$$$. 
            My Son, was fine and dandy.    Still, it was just money,  and my son learned a very valuable lesson.
    It hurt's, crashing into irrigation canals.    Money doesn't stop the pain.    
   But a good 'mother's bath, does wash off the mud.   Poor Boy.....   A Broken arm hurt's and his bike was a total loss.

21.05.2020 04:40:36
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
21.05.2020 04:50:32
Classy Joe

Poor kid. I don't like parents who try to protect their kids, I mean I don't have any kids but I have a nephew and my sister is pregnant with child number 2. Now I love my nephew and I hate to see him get hurt but I feel sometimes the only way a kid will learn is to get hurt. I mean as a kid I have had a trampoline fall on me, lamp burn me, pen stabbed in my eye but I never broken a bone touch wood. But like I say I will try to protect a kid but sometimes if they get hurt I think it is a good think, pain is a good way to learn. That's just me though. 

21.05.2020 04:50:32
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
21.05.2020 05:04:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

OK   , because I'm drunk and feeling obscene.....
  I Absolutely,  just once in my life, would like to meet an Australian  'Life Guard.'.
   I have this weird notion,  that my skills in 'HIGH'- country rescue,  might be interesting on rescue 'Wave-runner's'  .
    OK,   I really just want to tour your nation's Fire Department's, Police station's,  and Military bases.
                       Just Kidding.......   OR NOT ?      The best tours are with the local's....
   Let me play, with your police department.     ! only see them on You Tube,  and I totally adore THEM. 
   Personally,  I would learn so much from living a few months in Australia.  
                        I might not be so brutal, in dealing with American ,'Idiot's.'.
   Lucky for me, all the criminal's are already damaged by car crashes........
  [and] I feel no need to be kind to them, while extracting them, from a 'Murder-weapon' called a car.
   It still doesn't feel right,  but  when you see COMBATIVE DRUNKS hanging off the sides of mountain's,   You just want to Shoot them,   then and there.  Never Mess with my Rope,  Or I will let them fall to their death.   Tell that to an injured DRUNK !
   They never understand GRAVITY.

21.05.2020 05:04:41
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
21.05.2020 05:20:31
Classy Joe

Just be careful in Australia. I mean it's a pretty safe country but anything is possible lol. Just stay away from barrels. (google bodies in the barrel to understand that)

21.05.2020 05:20:31
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
21.05.2020 05:43:40
HeavenLeighBimbo

Funny you say that.   ^     Classic study material actually, for detectives and rapist's....
   Because of you, Joe; I took a bit of an interest in all thing's, Aussie.......   Including 'Cold-case-file's'.
   As I already know the history of America, it seemed fitting to study the cases in my second favorite nation.
    Why? 
             The VAST space, and total lack of accountability.   Australia is outside of the urban areas, as a wild  as 1000 year's ago,  but with modern tech.......     A criminals paradise of Crime.   I find that shameful, but also intriguing ........
    Would you quiver in fright, riding a train with ME? [a Bogan
 And to think 'Black men' call  me their BEEEEEEEP, in America. 
                 A tiny, German immigrant, and old Woman, saving them from certain death..._
   I see humor in my life...............     and is why I continue to wake up every morning.
   Pity the Day when Nobody Speaks UP, for YOU. 
                             
I wear my Name ProudLY. 
  
              
It was EARNED while NAKED and objectified.

[BEEEEEEEP edited in by FG]

21.05.2020 05:43:40
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
21.05.2020 06:21:00
Classy Joe

I will still call you HeavenLeigh or Micahlynne.

21.05.2020 06:21:00
                                                          

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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