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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.05.2020 16:00:52
HeavenLeighBimbo

I stand to make a fortune with a failed crop, too.
      The very nature of the crop make's all the difference.
    The Idaho potatoes that survive these sorts of Blizzards at high altitude, are going to be HUGE.
                       It is a cycle farmer's grow to understand over time.

   The type served at only very high end restaurants, world wide at GREAT EXPENSE.
   When This Blizzard hit's the East Coast of America; 
  I when the people have reason to cry in the very near future......
      Your: Queen is very safe   . Master Joe.

23.05.2020 16:00:52
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
23.05.2020 16:02:40
Classy Joe

That's great to hear my love.

23.05.2020 16:02:40
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.05.2020 16:08:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

  The food shortage will be great however.......
   "Culling the heard", so to speak.
    The strongest vines will be those 2 inches below the surface.....
         Eating an Idaho Potato, in France is Going to be a Master-Piece of Edible Delight this Fall. 
    If you can AFFORD IT.

23.05.2020 16:08:23
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
23.05.2020 16:09:04
Classy Joe

Nope I am too poor.

23.05.2020 16:09:04
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.05.2020 16:20:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

"Shall I teach you to fish, my EX-king, and regent? "  

-
baby princess, say's to a Bush-Boy,Joe.

   Tease a Bitch next,  I'm watching mother nature, Freeze my FLOWERS, during GLOBAL WARMING !!!!!!
   I want to throw a tantrum,    gurrrrrrr.........
 and the stupid snow get's worse as the morning progresses....

23.05.2020 16:20:39
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.05.2020 16:29:03
HeavenLeighBimbo

Soon my yard, is going to be as naked as me this summer....
   I will have no flower's to hide behind,  while running naked through my yard.
   Nothing to hide  from USING, >  passing rabbit's squirrels, birds, passing car's and noisy neighbors.
   Naked for all to see......
             A disaster for MAN............ To Endure.

23.05.2020 16:29:03
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.05.2020 16:39:24
HeavenLeighBimbo


   I knew it wouldn't be long till:  My city, activated me in an offical duty.......
   hummmmmm... Time to get serious?
   The Bam-b-ulance was called up....
   <an update in real time>

   Hopefully for nothing serious, but They know I'm only to be used, as a last ditch effort. to save a life.   
              That scares me the most. [I say bouncing around in a metal BOX down a STONE'Y ROAD.']
                 Slamming my head against metal.      
   IT is sort of thrilling though....   I know where I'm going, as it is a common place, for kid's to die using their parent's car's and trucks.   But I never seen it covered in Snow before.....   
              Usually in winter, a car or truck could never fall into such a place because it could never get to it the first place.
    Oh when we, get to this place it is going to be amazing !!!!!!!!!!   
 I already know there is fatalities, by the radio,    but from a mountaineering perspective this is going to be very technical.......
   I'm about to earn my PAY-check.    While NOT Naked !!!!!!!!   and it will be very hazardous, if your cheering for my death. 
Bet against my survival,   I would , knowing the mountain involved.. ,OMG 
 The Fire Department will be securing me to their truck's via 'bay-lines'
           .  I'm getting more details, from the incident now......
    Oh this is going to be fun for a 'Thrill-Seeker'.........

   The equipment we have to use !@! OMG.   Covid 19 has Emergency services on HIGH alert, with nothing to do.......
   What I am hearing on the radio about a simple fatal crash, has an Army response.....
   The stupid thing, is they are waiting for me........  in a stupid slow truck bouncing alone a dirt road.
         The men in the Army, could do what I'm about to do......   but......   Politic's during a national disaster. 
                              Of   a  nearly unseen virus, closing a National Park,
                        Yet excited, witnessing a  Common Car Crash off the side of a mountain, rescue . I see as common,  yet this one will be NOT AIRED.    This is a recovery mission,  I'm being told over the radio. 
Yet you should hear the excitement in the voices of the men.
    Humanity is so amusing to me.   |Even I feel a burst of energy when I know I'm about to hang off the side of a mountain holding my faith in Humanity and skill.]

    I am guaranteed to cry, in moment's.       We have arrived at scene.

Bye............PTSD..... It is...... 
the side of this mountain,
  I look over,
  after 
 YES, MEN RIGGED ME, 
this time.  so my hands were free.........
 and one jump left and...............
     my phone will be left with my 'handler....'....
          Hope he like's Bimbolands.....
He will hold the Founder's Account, till I get back.  With pure orders to give the account, to his daughter at age 16.
   Now that is a 'F*en curse,, to hold on to my body and don't let the B*tch,  I mean Witch DIE !!!!!, 
         Never let a daughter play Bimboland's or your family is cursed 10,000 generation's, 
         if you let me fall from this ROPE.

23.05.2020 16:39:24
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
23.05.2020 22:04:07
Classy Joe

Hmmm good good.

23.05.2020 22:04:07
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.05.2020 22:39:00
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm, back....
A Shadow of who I was. Exhausted, and emotionally devastated.
  Made worse because the 'Captain' want's a meeting with me, when I am medically cleared.
   I'm fine............   but I defied, a few protocol's.
   I like to call it" >being creative"..... but I scared the Sh*t out of the men, on the rim of the mountain......
   I even heard the scream from Them !
                                      high above me
.
    For some reason it made me enter the disaster with ease.........
   I entered the front wind-screen, in ZERO G-force...
   I really should have told the fire-fighter's first, before I did that.
   I am going to get seriously Spanked by the GOVERNMENT,
and thanked,  and      By,   My brother's in the fire service, They will remember the lesson. When their sister/lover/whore was fished out of a, muddy side of mountain. 
              Those jerks turned a fire hose on me and I LIKED IT !!!

23.05.2020 22:39:00
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
23.05.2020 22:42:35
Classy Joe

MicahLynne is a hero who should have a medal :)

23.05.2020 22:42:35
                                                          

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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