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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 07:34:56
jamie fae

That they do my friend! :)

14.06.2020 07:34:56
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 08:26:42
Classy Joe

*walks to the stage and starts singing*

Check it out goin' out on the late night
Lookin' tight feeling nice, it's a cock fight
I can tell I just know that it's going down, tonight
At the door we don't wait 'cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginnin'
That's when dickhead put his hands on me
But ya see
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really wanna mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
'Cause you know it's over, before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Midnight I'm drunk, I don't give a f**k
Wanna dance by myself guess you're out of luck
Don't touch, back up, I'm not the one
Buh-bye
Listen up it's just not happenin'
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight aight
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really wanna mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
'Cause you know it's over, before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

14.06.2020 08:26:42
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 08:29:53
jamie fae

Did you write yourself, sugar Joe?

14.06.2020 08:29:53
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 08:35:06
Classy Joe

Nah I copy and paste.

14.06.2020 08:35:06
                                                          
peeslurper69
Level 139
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2114746
Reputation: 225650
Posts: 2519
Atheista
14.06.2020 09:06:18
peeslurper69

my turn to sing. ahem
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummi gummi gummi gummi gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein kleiner süsser bunter dicker gummibär
Oh yeo

14.06.2020 09:06:18
your reluctant optimist 
moontalk
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9839
Reputation: 5832
Posts: 33
Atheista
14.06.2020 09:08:28
moontalk

oooh me next

Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
Wh-wha-what's going on-on?
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Bem, bem!
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa


14.06.2020 09:08:28
 
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 09:10:09
Classy Joe

ha ha ha great songs

14.06.2020 09:10:09
                                                          
peeslurper69
Level 139
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2114746
Reputation: 225650
Posts: 2519
Atheista
14.06.2020 09:14:14
peeslurper69

thanks joe

14.06.2020 09:14:14
your reluctant optimist 
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 09:14:39
Classy Joe

No problems 

14.06.2020 09:14:39
                                                          
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 12:16:11
Classy Joe

Song time again.

Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see me, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons
Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
So delicious aye aye aye(It's hot, hot)
It's so delicious aye aye aye(I put them boys on rock, rock)
It's so delicious aye aye aye (They wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
Fergalicious def-, fergalicious def-, fergalicious def
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me, callin' me Stacy (Hey, Stacy)
I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E
And can't no other lady put it down like me
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (They wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey, get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy
T to the A to the S T Y, girl, you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S; D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it, Fergie
All the time I turn around brothas gather round
Always looking at me up and down looking at my (uh)
I just wanna say it
Now, I ain't tryin' to round up drama, little mama
I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell that I can't be treated like clientele
Cause they say she
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-tasty tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-tasty tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the


14.06.2020 12:16:11
                                                          

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