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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Honey Kelly
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274285
Reputation: 71602
Posts: 192
Atheista
14.06.2020 16:14:17
Honey Kelly

The follow up: Fergie's Nonsensical Masterpiece "London Bridge"
Oh, shit (oh, shit, oh, shit)
Oh, shit (oh, shit, oh, shit)
Oh, shit (oh, shit, oh, shit)
Are you ready for this?
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit
Oh
It's me
Fergie
The Pen!
Polow
(Fergie, Ferg, what's up baby?)
When I come to the club, step aside (oh shit)
Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (oh shit)
VIP, 'cause you know I gotta shine (oh shit)
I'm Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time (oh shit)
All my girls get down on the floor (oh shit)
Back to back, drop it down real low (oh shit)
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a hoe (oh shit)
'Cause you know I don't give a fuck, so here we go (oh shit)
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down, like
London, London, London
Wanna go down like
London, London, London
Be going down like
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down, like
London, London, London
Wanna go down like
London, London, London
Be going down like
Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slurring
Everybody start looking real good
That Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose
Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes (I hate heels)
It's like every time I get up on the dude
Paparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm like, get up out my face
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace
My lips make you wanna have a taste
You got that, I got the bass
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down, like
London, London, London
Wanna go down like
London, London, London
Be going down like
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down, like
London, London, London
Wanna go down like
London, London, London
Be going down like
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type, you know they coming right
Fergie like 'em long time, my girls support 'em, right?
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type, you know they coming right
Fergie like 'em long time, my girls support 'em, right?
Another A-T-L
Cali callabo
Fergie and Polow
When I come to the club, step aside (oh shit)
Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (oh shit)
VIP, 'cause you know I gotta shine (oh shit)
I'm Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time (oh shit)
All my girls get down on the floor (oh shit)
Back to back, drop it down real low (oh shit)
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a ho (oh shit)
'Cause you know I don't give a fuck, so here we go (oh shit)
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down, like
London, London, London
Wanna go down like
London, London, London
Be going down like
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down, like
London, London, London
Wanna go down like
London, London, London
Be going down like


14.06.2020 16:14:17
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 16:15:05
Classy Joe

Yas sing that shit.

14.06.2020 16:15:05
                                                          
viscerae
Level 75
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 326205
Reputation: 102706
Posts: 1413
Atheista
14.06.2020 17:21:47
viscerae

Excuse me,
but I only sing <refined> song's
that      \\you\\ can show your parent's, or even
        || your
           church    
                youth  group 

*Clear's throat as the music begin's to play*

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom

I'm doin' your mom. Yes, yours!
First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers
Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans
I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?"
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity
I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart
I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again
How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000!
Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it
Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it
'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom

14.06.2020 17:21:47
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
14.06.2020 17:46:40
torrenoia

HELL yes

14.06.2020 17:46:40
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20411
Reputation: 13857
Posts: 276
Atheista
14.06.2020 20:45:49
Juggalo Rights

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford Tough
Two beautiful
Murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (huh!)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (ha!)

Right by my side
There's ZZ Top
And Robert Z'Dar
From Maniac Cop
1, 2, and 3
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these
Two trucks

Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands

Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body
Like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The Founding Fathers cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily! Huh! Flex!

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)

14.06.2020 20:45:49
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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
14.06.2020 20:50:09
torrenoia

YEA LOUDERR

14.06.2020 20:50:09
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 21:18:46
jamie fae

"Turn On (The Beat Box)" by:  

  Earth, Wind & Fire

Turn on
Have you been thinking nothing ever changes
And you could be making a difference tonight
Why are you waiting - anticipating
Can't find the feeling when you know it's right

Oh I just want to see you smile
Forget about yesterday
Nothing can stop you now
So what are you waiting for

Turn on, turn on the beat box baby
We're walking on the party line
Crank it up and let the music
Turn every night into a Saturday night

Whenever you're ready - we'll be rocking each day
You're gonna get lucky - leaving it all behind
Time's ticking away - it's another Saturday
So it's time to bring out on the party line

Oh I just want to see you smile
Forget about yesterday
Nothing can stop you now
So what are you waiting for

Turn on, turn on the beat box baby
We're walking on the party line
Crank it up and let the music
Turn every night into a Saturday night

It's so bright
I know your beat box baby
Are you ready for a good time
So come on move with the feeling
And every night is a Saturday night

Turn on

Turn on, turn on the beat box baby
We're walking on the party line
Crank it up and let the music
Turn every night into a Saturday night

It's so bright
I know your beat box baby
Are you ready for a good time
So come on move with the feeling
And every night is a Saturday night

Turn on

Turn on, turn on the beat box baby
We're walking on the party line
Crank it up and let the music
Turn every night into a Saturday night

It's so bright
I know your beat box baby
Are you ready for a good time
So come on move with the feeling
And every night is a Saturday night

Beat box - beat box baby [Repeat]


14.06.2020 21:18:46
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
14.06.2020 21:31:09
torrenoia

boooo

14.06.2020 21:31:09
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 21:33:35
jamie fae

torrenoia wrote:
boooo
I'm so glad that you liked it, sugar! :)

14.06.2020 21:33:35
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
14.06.2020 21:36:57
torrenoia

don't call me sugar. 

14.06.2020 21:36:57
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!

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