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Favourite Worst Nightmare
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Secville
14.11.2020 04:51:49
Favourite Worst Nightmare

I feel like that mask is perfect for you! :D
I like this one:

Smile Jack Mask by CandyAndy24  Redbubble

14.11.2020 04:51:49
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Poison Black
Level 64
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Secville
14.11.2020 05:14:15
Poison Black

Oh, I like that one too! I want to buy it! Maybe I could draw both of them in the near future. Hm...

14.11.2020 05:14:15


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
AlienPrinceFromVenus
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Reasonopia
14.11.2020 06:08:04
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I would like to point out that while one may not die from getting infected with covid, it is likely that having it will permanently change your body. Two examples of how other viruses leave permanent changes to the human body; the chickenpox and the herpes simplex.

Chickenpox, after being destroyed by our immune system (destroy being somewhat of a misnomer here since the virus will actually remain) will become dormant in our bodies. It can be later reactivaded by stress, which is how we get the shingles. Not so fun, would preferably point blank never get infected in the first place.

And herpes, dear old herpes. My mother has it so me and herpes have been neighbours forever! Herpes will hide itself in our nerve cells and whenever we get stressed it will travel to our skin cells and destroy them, causing the blisters herpes is infamous for, by which it releases the virus. See, it can tell the body isn't doing so hot and so it seeks out another host. This too will be a lifelong effect. Would rather not get infected in the first place.

So the reason people are wearing masks is because some of us, even those of us likely not to drop dead, would rather not have a life long covid named companion in our bodies for the rest of our lives. Anyway, I declare it mask night at Founders Inn by my rights of absentee State Minister and a cool cat from the future. I have a gun that shoots chewed bubblegum and a robot cat (for some fucking reason) and I'm not afraid to use them!
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Cheers <3

14.11.2020 06:08:04
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Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
14.11.2020 06:45:21
Cum_Dumpster

Some of what Alien said, I was just coming here to point out, so thanks for beating me to it!
HLB, I actually agree with you, that the fearmongering our media engages in has been extremely detrimental. It's one thing to give it appropriate attention, and to help spread helpful and accurate information, but I've noticed that many media outlets, especially the ones that are running 24/7, actually seem to hyperfocus on it, and that helps no one.

The way I see mask wearing is this: If I had no one to protect, I would be less likely to wear a mask. I have little concern for myself and am fairly confident that if I contracted Covid, I'd make it. And if I didn't well, no loss on my end, I'd be dead.
But my mom has COPD, and by the time she's in her 60's, she'll probably need oxygen. If she were to contract Covid, it would kill her, no doubt about that.
My dad is in alright health, but he has chronic asthma and heart problems, so his chances of coming away from a battle with Covid unscathed are somewhat low as well.
My husband takes medication that increases his susceptibility to Covid and other things. I have no idea how he would fair if he contracted it, and I have absolutely no intention of finding out, he's suffered more than enough.
These three are all immediate risks because I live with them. But if I extend my net to family, more people come into play:
Two of my cousins were born premature, Covid would hurt them without a doubt. My oldest cousin is the 11th worst asthmatic in the country, Covid would kill him outright. My uncle has an advanced form of bladder cancer and is undergoing chemo, so Covid would likely kill him. Most of my aunts and uncles are all getting up there in years, and aren't in exceeding good health, some better, some worse. Any of them contracting Covid would likely at least hospitalize them. My grandma wants to live to see 90(she's 87) and because Covid risks increase within the elderly population, it would quite likely kill her and my grandpa.

The reason why I decided to include a family history here? These are the people that I wear a mask for whenever I leave the house. I don't give two shits about myself, even on a good day. But I care about these people, and the impact that their health, safety and happiness has on everyone else around them. I want them to live their best lives, and I don't want to do anything that could potentially put that in danger.

My family isn't unique either, I consider most families to be like my own, more or less, when it comes to who is capable of getting Covid and surviving and who will most likely succumb. When I think about it, even if I walked this world completely alone, who am I to put the life of someone else in danger? A beloved family member, a most trusted friend, even a loyal coworker? It's simply not my place to endanger others.

14.11.2020 06:45:21
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Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
17.11.2020 16:39:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

Currently, I am the only one in my immediate  family, that hasn't contracted Covid 19.
  My sexual mate even has,  but I quarantined even HER after she told me she had a BBQ with her adult children from a city 200 mile's away.......    Liberal Cities, and the population's inhabiting them are dangerous to 'naturalist's' like me.
   The Mass-Media is Not reporting the Mass- Migration's of wealth, happening in America....today.
   With migration, come's unforeseen consequences....
      Bank- Robbers, muggers, arsonist's,rapist's and terrorists,  can now blend in with everyone-else, wearing a mask.

   And the world rejoice's in Anarchy., said No-One.
  My 'Mate' Recovered just fine too.....
  In fact:  superstitiously,   I like having unprotected sex with her now, for one simple reason........
   I want to consume her germs.

17.11.2020 16:39:27
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Dye96
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Freethinkerland
17.11.2020 16:47:09
Dye96

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:

  In fact:  superstitiously,   I like having unprotected sex with her now, for one simple reason........
   I want to consume her germs.
Do you really... truly find this a good thing to post on the forum? I'm geniunely curious.

17.11.2020 16:47:09
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
17.11.2020 17:02:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

It is True,   Yes....
   My sexual partner, has been celibate for 7 year's.....
  Myself for 2 year's.........
        I  Have no fear in the situation, because    My mate survived with nothing more than a common-cold.   [While being a Wine drinker/ smoker/ and of similar age as me.]
       She was kind to me, in reporting her contact's,  and when I knew she was contaminated,   I quarantined her from ME,  MYSELF.  [Her emotional devastation  was EPIC, but temporary.]
   This is responsible behavior between adult's.
   She recovered NOW,  and  YES,   I  purposely invade her personal area's because :
She is so pleasant to be with, I would rather die of a germ, than to not be allowed to hold her in my arm's, by any government's Dictate. 
       Love succeeds, in empowering the human spirit more than FEAR...   In my humble opinion.

   So far, so good......
                   My dead, husband hasn't struck me dead with a lightning bolt today, 
                    for nibbling on a tasty treat of gorgeousness during a 'so-called'- pandemic......
     

17.11.2020 17:02:44
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Poison Black
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Secville
17.11.2020 17:31:21
Poison Black

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Currently, I am the only one in my immediate  family, that hasn't contracted Covid 19.
  My sexual mate even has,  but I quarantined even HER after she told me she had a BBQ with her adult children from a city 200 mile's away.......
My dearly dear HLB, do the math. Both your family and your sexual partner caught COVID. What they had in common, besides the virus itself? 

Btw, thank you for proving the point about how important wear a mask actually is. And please, avoid encourage people to expose themselves to the virus. Honestly, at this point, I'm convinced that you're could be dangerous to other users health and well being, which is very serious. 

17.11.2020 17:31:21


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
17.11.2020 17:40:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

Medically speaking,  masks are nothing but a placebo.   

  Covid 19,  really is a mind/social experiment, exactly like Bimboland's, except on a global scale.....
   I know it sound's insane to make that claim ,  However there is parallels in the real-world history,  and Bimboland's history. 

   Trends..........    PIFF
  I will Thank the Day when Beautiful women, and Men can remove the MASK of FEAR, taught to them by a Media 

17.11.2020 17:40:12
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TokiKonoe
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Freethinkerland
17.11.2020 17:44:27
TokiKonoe

HLB, it's good that your friend didn't get too sick but the fact is that the virus can be deadly to some and that's why people wear masks. Masks help to avoid droplet infection.
You are not an authority or any kind of specialist of covid-19 so you need to cut the act and stop spreading your dangerously false information here.
I hope that you take the situation seriously in real life.


17.11.2020 17:44:27

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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