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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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22.03.2015
cowboy
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27680
Reputation: 16243
Posts: 438
Atheista
02.12.2020 18:36:48
cowboy

torrenoia wrote:
this is my pub now. i am the true founder of bimbo>Land's
love that for you! can we kiss

02.12.2020 18:36:48
 
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
09.12.2020 04:03:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

[Political Prisoner], Censored post. \The Founder's, 'Opinions' are not allowed in Bimboland's, at this Time./

09.12.2020 04:03:12
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Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19289
Reputation: 14090
Posts: 453
Atheista
09.12.2020 04:08:11
Big Boy JENKINS

(Walks into the bar in ny role playing boots) hey does abyone in this founders inn pub and grill smoke copious amounts of the psychoactive plant known as  marijuana (i take the biggest fattest rip from my socially distanced lime green bong and chugs the bonngwater) aaaaaahhhh bongwater (walks out of the bar)


09.12.2020 04:08:11
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33494
Posts: 1083
Atheista
09.12.2020 04:12:15
miesha

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:

(Walks into the bar in ny role playing boots) hey does abyone in this founders inn pub and grill smoke copious amounts of the psychoactive plant known as  marijuana (i take the biggest fattest rip from my socially distanced lime green bong and chugs the bonngwater) aaaaaahhhh bongwater (walks out of the bar)

no wait come back <3

09.12.2020 04:12:15
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19289
Reputation: 14090
Posts: 453
Atheista
09.12.2020 04:45:18
Big Boy JENKINS

stomp stomp stom p stomp stomp

What

09.12.2020 04:45:18
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33494
Posts: 1083
Atheista
09.12.2020 05:01:19
miesha

Your are so handnsome.

09.12.2020 05:01:19
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
09.12.2020 07:04:11
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
stomp stomp stom p stomp stomp

What
PSA! We are serving BEEFCAKE at the pub tonight. I repeat! We are serving BEEFCAKE at the pub tonight!

09.12.2020 07:04:11
They/Them 
miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33494
Posts: 1083
Atheista
09.12.2020 07:28:32
miesha

Miesha want beef cake. Let there be cake .

09.12.2020 07:28:32
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
garmetar
Level 21
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 7145
Reputation: 4998
Posts: 59
Antitheocra
13.12.2020 22:30:03
garmetar

*sighs as i walk thru the doors of the pub covered in dust and dirt* what a hassle. yet another long day of back breaking work at the mines and I've still made hardly enough for a good dinner...
*looks at the menu* 
huwah???
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
well ill be if they aren't serving some the finest beefcake i have ever seen tonight!!!! *pulls all of my hard earned money out of my pocket*
serve me up!!

13.12.2020 22:30:03
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miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33494
Posts: 1083
Atheista
13.12.2020 22:44:11
miesha

Miesha seconds this statement. 

13.12.2020 22:44:11
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 

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