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28.07.2019 09:50:17
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I cannot believe I'm actually falling in love with a totally gay man.
    What an odd circumstance !!!
   Why would that happen to me?   
    I asked to kiss him, due to the conversation we were having,  and as he was leaving,
I wanted to do something very " French "........
   A kiss on both sides of his face.     Haha
         A gay man didn't know what that meant.....   Oh dear it was so amusing, kissing a virgin......    
    A woman kissing him, with just friendship, was so far out of his realm of imagination.....
   Such stories are so amusing to me................     
    I couldn't help myself.........    Kissing a gay -man for being my 'Nemesis'. 
 A man I totally despise everything he stands for,  but everything I LOVE, in his pure ability to have an intellectual conversation with me, without making a total fool of himself.......
    It's such a rare thing to find in a man...........
      Yes,   I had to kiss him..........     
   [and] I taught him how a proper French Lady, does so....
            It was cute and only as he was walking out the door.   I'll just call it a "cultural exchange".....
 He needed to be loved, more than I did. [God told me so].
   Next time,  He better shave his face..........   LOLROF  It felt like I was kissing a cactus plant. Image result for cactus plant
  I told him why I care for him,  and that was enough.....    
         It was a fabulous moment, indeed.
  Cute as a Bug; I normally would 'STEP-upon'.... 
Today, instead;   I just expressed my appreciation for a friend.
[ Knowing HE, wouldn't be  confused (?) ]
   We will SEE,  and that is the THRILL of life   !!!!!!!!!
   Doing something totally DIFFERENT.......    
   I have always hated being considered being a common whore, just because I was a dancer. 
 Teasing 'Gay men' is like shooting fish in a shallow pond.   Totally FUN.
   Call it a cultural THING,  for people living in the wilderness.
  We seriously have to MAKE our own fun.
[ I'm also not interested in a new husband ,  so it all works out in the end......]   I just like a 'safe man' as my escort.
   Gay men are awesome like that to me !!!!   Seriously !!! 
 The best distraction from the less desirable MALES who just want to rape me.   Adam, would give his ass to them, to protect me.
  He would consider it as a pleasant sexual encounter.
                          In fact  he uses me, as much as I use HIM.  Adam loves my male 'Fans' much more than I do !!!!
   ODD?      Not at all, in my opinion of what men are supposed to be.
   Adam as a gay man has more 'balls' than any drug user/drinker/ pure ass-hole at a party-gathering.  I can do that, fully clothed.
                                                             There is reason's, he earned my respect.
  I just LOVE men or women, who can actually talk to the person they are looking at...........
   They are truly PRICELESS individuals;  I hope everyone might find 1 eventually. 

 But don't bother looking at your smart-phone.    hahaha    



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HeavenLeighBimbo
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28.07.2019 19:25:51
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 I was just playing with another 9 month old baby, today....   God is working me 'overtime', for some strange reason.
  Cases like this just make me want to have a baby , myself once again.....
   A beautiful Mexican baby boy came into my custody today for a short time............
   For me, it was emotionally devastating to let him go................
  Babies are babies,  and  I honestly wish the home country of illegal immigrant's would fix their own counties, before sending the totally impoverished to America, illegally.   If I had to deal with a baby today, as a special favor,   I know the world is in a very bad situation.   Normally I'm called up for Rescues of dying MEN.
      Imagine my surprise at being handed a 9 month old baby boy.......
           Smuggled in America as a human slave, by a Mexican man who was not related to the child at all, by DNA.    
   OMG,     I'm seriously so over whelmed,  not by the work,  but the pure evil people will do to get to America, illegally. 
                The golden goose, that lays golden eggs.     Our welfare system is the envy of the world,   and they are willing to kill babies for just a chance.
This baby was in a disastrous state,  having traveled much further north than is common.    We have no detention centers for illegal  invaders.  So the man was locked up in JAIL,  and I was given his baby while we figure out how to deal with the situation........ 
    Oddly the baby is so very peaceful, in a comfortable home environment. 
 God once again gave me a child to love,   and that I must eventually give back to ; hopefully the true mother....
   I'm not going to like it.....  in fact I know I will cry and be devastated, when the DNA results are made known.
   I would adopt the child instantly  if it wasn't such a messy act of WAR.
   What South American poverty in socialism, DID, has become my emotional HELL. 
 How can I give this baby back,  when  he felt the loving arms of a mother for the very first time in his life..... 
[9 Months old approximately]
   Today was not fair to my emotional state of mind........ 
 I want to keep the child and shoot the human smuggler/ human trafficker/ slave trader, from Mexico.
   Thank God this child landed in my lap today.
  I saved another human being from the drug cartels........
   Not to bad for a day at work, even if I cried at the total shame of it.   
   
   Who is this baby boys, mother?

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HeavenLeighBimbo
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28.07.2019 19:52:05
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 I am surprised to see a Vote in favor of human smuggling and illegal border crossing, on my last post^    WOW.
                 Who ever voted that way, is purely disgusting, to say the least.
  It seriously made me sick to think some people support human  trafficking,  and the slave trade in the 21st century.
   Shame on them.....   Karma is a Bitch cuddling and comforting an innocent child, 
                                                    Just so you know....... !!!!!!!
  I do my duty, as best I can.

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01.08.2019 08:33:31
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Moved from "Re: Starbuck's resignation", originally posted at 2019-08-01 02:42:50
Staying out of it,    Honestly !!!!!!
               I also made no comment's about this subject, before the election on purpose ...
   What foolishness  !!!!!   
   This is what happens when there is no obeisance to laws and they are re-interpreted into what is convenient, for the moment. 
Sachems opening post,  was a total lie to anyone buying a New-Membership to be a Senator.   They will not be eligible for the Prime Bimbo "Lottery"/ fashion contest.   The entire opening post was just an advertisement to spend more money for a false promise.
   The Prime bimbo position is just now a figure-head,  and nothing else. 
 The game has become profitable due to my insistence to create the activities I begged for and fought for you to have.   I made a Republic you could enjoy  but it was protested by greed and jealousy.
   Now that it was done,   All the next Prime Bimbo's have done is to change the rule's of those activities to benefit 'Them', not EVERYONE.   Cheating Gang's, and censorship is the new normal.

   Bebe's quote is also very inaccurate.   There was no term limit's, until Lulia's term's. She may have made that rule,  or someone else,  but I certainly DIDN'T.   I was elected for so many terms because I GOT RESULTS. 
                                             I can still call the 'Owners Phone' and he still answers it, with my concerns about Bimbolands !!!!
   I find it totally funny how the politics were totally IGNORED by the PLAYERS THEMSELVES, during BEBE's term and mine,   and suddenly the true history of a Republic is being re-written into a totally false narrative.
   Starbuck may have quit, but I also feel he should be paid for the 'poor work' he did. Even if it was not beneficial to Bimboland's politics in any way, in my opinion.  * He is also very smart in deciding to donate, because a web site wants 'personal information' concerning Tax-payer ID#'s. 
    *  I also refused my last pay-check from Bimboland's.   There was no way I would open up my life to that sort of 'legal disaster' for Bimbo's.  Paying taxes to the UK, in addition to my own nation and Canada.   It was a Tax nightmare my accountant said to AVOID at all cost's.
   I would have be held liable for for paying taxes on a 'Charitable' donation' and be held responsible for paying the taxes on that contribution. Double TAXATION in effect for me to play a GAME.... 
      Money seems attractive till the government of the 'real world' want's it's share of 'un-earned' money, at twice the rate of any money earned.   But that is "real-world", political nonsense,  and not very interesting to me.   A majority of 'lotto winners' are Broke within a year.   The 'HIGH', never lasts.   Money is the root of all evil and eventually corrupts those who win.
   ^ This is the Fatal Flaw !!! ^   They do it for themselves and not to benefit,  EVERYONE ELSE.

   It isn't the first time a player Quit after being elected as the Prime Bimbo,  nor will be the last...........
           A Republic that cannot even obey it's own 'written' law's with common sense is always going to be a foolish mess.
  I would have been happy to be the Prime  Bimbo for Free and actually was.   All my fund's were donate to The Haven,  a local shelter for battered women and children. 
   People just hate the truth.....  
  I also DON'T want to be the elected Prime Bimbo for a 7th term.......   It's not worth it..................  for many reasons.
   You just cannot fix stupidity in a system and population, by saying you can, without actually knowing how the system works in the first place.     Bimbolands is flawed in an intellectual sense. [Most of all]
   Signed,
 Prime Bimbo, State Minister of Freethinkerland
  HeavenLeighBimbo [Retired]

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01.08.2019 08:50:15
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HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
  You just cannot fix stupidity in a system and population, by saying you can, without actually knowing how the system works in the first place.     Bimbolands is flawed in an intellectual sense. [Most of all]
FWIW, that's pretty much why my interest in senatorship has gone down the drain in just three weeks. There's obviously a bunch of problems, definitely on a technical and probably also on an administrative level, and Bimboland has quickly managed to make itself feel so information opaque on both levels that I suspect even if someone made Prime Bimbo that had the time, skill, resources and will to fix things, they probably wouldn't be be able to figure out where to even look for the wheels that need greasing, so to speak.

01.08.2019 08:50:15
Did you hear the one about the vampire who became a psychotherapist?
In life, he loved snacking on mixed nuts.
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13.08.2019 04:59:05
HeavenLeighBimbo

 @^ Exactly.   My thought's as well.

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13.08.2019 05:12:26
HeavenLeighBimbo

  I'm am doing some 'intellectual battle' today with a local news media outlet.  Over something so STUPID.
    Censorship is REAL  in America.   
   This conversation I'm going to post is REAL. (in my Diary of sort's)

 
It is only about a 25 year old man who started a local 'wild-land's' fire.  Really a nothing Story, in a small town.
  But because I use descriptive writing, and common sense, it is currently under censorship.   Never piss off, the FAKE, media in America with the truth.   So I post this for your amusement ONLY.  I am Micah Lynne .  Link to original story >  https://www.localnews8.com/news/kifi-breaking-news/road-closed-as-fire-burns-in-jefferson-county/1108204509
  Like I said,  a 'NOTHING Story' as is typical in a small town.  piff.  I still get myself censored !!!   Hahahaaaa
   

25 year old man? [child]
Ahh, you have to love what millennial children have been taught. Common sense would normally say don't shoot something that may explode in dry brush.
This man-boy is about to have the ultimate million dollar shooting trip that will last a life-time.
Given the benefit of the doubt I'm sure he didn't intend to do it, but did, because he wanted to post the video to Youtube or Facebook. 'It would be so cool', he said to his friend videoing the incident. Famous last words of all 'Darwin-Award winners'.

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I believe the teams of Pakistani /Indian Google Software Engineers will have that 'common sense' App ready for the NEW, IMPROVED iPhone26 due out by January 2020, Micha. :-(

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Make him pay the full price of fire fighting and land restoration. He’s a moron and deserves to pay.

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Yes, go after both his pot to **** in AND his window to throw it out! You may have noticed that--as in the idiot shooting bottle-rockets over the dry grass near Henry's Canyon a year or two back--morons tend NOT to be hedge-fund managers, (highly successful) entrepreneurs, or Bill Gates' relatives. All assessing BOOBS with high-dollar fines and 'restitutions' does is assure future employment for the legions of government 'clerks'. :-(

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Micah Lynne @  ThomasS666 • 40 minutes ago • edited :Hold on, this is waiting to be approved by LocalNews8.com.

It is hard to weep at the truth, and laugh at the same time, at the truth.
It gets me all choked up, knowing the 'beast's of total nonsense', all feed on each-other like animals.
The inflated cost's by government, because they are totally inefficient, and the fools that choose to play the game with them, is totally a 'Catch- 22'. Insane, but knowing it is insane, is sane.
Facebook? Government?, Stupidity? Court's?, Modern Educators?
bhah-ahaaaa !!!!
WOW, they have created a really retarded generation of leader's.
Is that insane to say? Or sane enough to be insane?
It's even all for the fake money in the end, that really has no value at all.
A life for a .22 caliber bullet and a million+ dollars to be an idiot, and throw away his entire future over a fire that actually harmed none.....

So let's just invite more people from Honduras [ect] for humanitarian reason's and pay for exponential generation's of more criminal activity, death and theft.
With American Tax money... Hummmm .
Catch 22.
Sane or insane or just 21st century social media, and government at work?
Every dollar given to the government is nothing more than 'piss in a stiff headwind'. It never ends up fighting fires. People do.
[ or should I say, 'should' with common sense to not start them in the first place.]
Taxed and fined, to death, is just the tip of the problem that sunk the 'Titanic' called America. A pure structural flaw does exist.
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“This fire is disappointing not only because all fireworks are prohibited on BLM lands, but because...." because it is absolutely scary that people THIS stupid own firearms! :-(

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Micah Lynne @  ThomasS666 • 5 minutes ago  Edited  Hold on, this is waiting to be approved by LocalNews8.com.

You know your on to something righteous when you get this:
Hold on, this is waiting to be approved by LocalNews8.com.

I Ended conversation at this point, pending my approval as a human being, with an opinion !!!

 Not even a single swear word/threat/ or violation of the term's of service,  but censored all the same. In fact it was even the popular opinion of everyone in our community !!!    Boys/men with firearms should be SMARTER than to shoot bullets at fireworks by the age of 25.   [But they are not, thanks to social media and the thrill they get from post's on Facebook.   Please: Like MEEEEEEEEEE ]

   I'm ether about to get a call to be on TV/ or interviewed, in a long format radio show,  or have another source of Amusement in real life.  It happens sometimes...  (when they desire drama.)
   Yes, the News personalities, are Facebook friend's of mine.

  The management team/ owner's of CNN are NOT. For very good reason.  

  They are Anti American and free-speech.

 Bimboland's is often no different......   It really depends on the educators, of the censors.

  Yes,  I could rant about this subject, as a mother too.  I educated my sons to be responsible MEN with firearms, so there really is no excuse why everyone else, cannot.   Breeding successfully, is not just as easy, as getting inseminated.  Teaching them to grow up, as a woman/widow, was a real BITCH [and a half].


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04.09.2019 01:50:12
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  I fucked myself' over, personally, yesterday.....
  Millennial 'children' are not worth 'Shit' in the modern work-force.

  So I got myself  'suckered into trying to train a few to be specialists......"   Even I know teaching such inept fools is impossible.

   I am so glad  I taught my own children to live well.   Such a simple act will be so much more meaningful to the survival of the human species.
  Build a fire, collect water, obtain shelter,  and create weapons.

          Watching  humanity at a distance,   is amusing  To me...
   They / everyone is 'eating-their-own' for kick's and giggles.'
   Such destruction of self to prove they are better than YOU.   What Idiot's?
            Social discrimination is widely accepted,   by very evil People.   They end up earning nothing in the process,  but making 'hate' seem acceptable.
   Hate of freedom, is the only tool left, for Satan to use.     [and You, U and YEW.]

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06.09.2019 02:43:09
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Ahh the Bliss,  of being a humanitarian.....   HAHA [?]
   What did you do today?
          I feed 6 people, doing nothing but growing a garden that is totally useless to me............
   So I met Lucy and Jhaun...    Such a beautiful people, who were excited to be granted access to my garden, during harvest time.....    Neighbors..........    GOD KNOWS I LOVE THEM......
    Why?   Because they are so Christian, in a land of retarded American socialist's.....
      I love devoted Catholic women, as friends.    They are so 'normal'.   [in my opinion.]
Beautiful angel's, indeed and action........
                  Did an angel visit me today ?       Yes,   I believe so. I love such natural people. 
                                                           Pure perfection in body and spirit.
[people, I learn from]

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09.09.2019 22:54:52
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I want to archive a comment I had to make today. Concerning this this topic:

Vaping fears prompt Alabama high school to remove bathroom stall doors.

            The teachers actually smoked with us, because just as the bans were starting (1984) they were kicked out of the teacher's lounges too. They also had no where else to go, so they joined us at the back of the school.
   The student's didn't even rush to hide a cigarette in their hand's ether. Detention wasn't an issue if your smoking with the teacher's.(unfair discrimination?)   The Adult's thought so,  and it was a topic they would speak about while chain smoking with the student's.
   The teacher's were not about to give up their freedom to punish everyone unfairly just as they were treated unfairly by social politician's seeking to ban a lawful product.   Smoking far away from the student's, became 'Smoking with the student's'. 
    In fact  the smoking bans were the start of a 'slippery slope'  that has brought us to where we are today.  A socially acceptable form of bigotry, started as a social issue,  where none existed before. 
       An unbalanced method of judging SIN by people seeking acceptance as politician's.   If people don't understand it yet,  it is the duty of every law-maker to restrict your freedoms,  because if they don't, it looks like they are not doing the JOB. 
        Eventually given enough time it is a natural subjugation of all self-determination, resulting in abnormal behavior by the population in ,'PROTEST'.  In America  we have the terrorist group called ANTIFA.   A violent group, so cowardly and criminal  they need to wear masks  to protest,  and will destroy innocent's people's property and loot stores in the process of what they call ,  peaceful protest.   The reasoning is a total loss on me...   Ruining your neighbor's property and livelihood in the stores they shop at normally, to act like criminal's, supporting, a  criminal behavior and racism as the ultimate goal to create socialism.
     ? As insane, as it sound's  they really are doing that in America.

   Why is my generation the last of the real American's taught self responsibility and taught the ability to provide for themselves?       I really wonder  when I read some of the foolishness coming from the Media.  Rage over cold french fries, lack of Chicken nuggets,  and OMG  The ice-cream machine is not working,  The customer shoot's up the Mc Donald's.  The examples of IGNORANT rage could be a mile long, single spaced  for just the last 3 month's.  Include. Mother killing babies because of , rage over having to care for them,  and   it just makes me CRY.

    What made me so different in having empathy  and good judgement?
  I know my life, as a Teen will never be possible for ANYONE ever again,  but It is a good feeling to know how much America used to value it's female-student's. What my 'public school' provided me with was a priceless education, in personal responsibility.   Well groomed and spotless uniforms, and the ability to earn rank, by exceptional performance.  While talking about this subject to a random man,  I replied with the following comment's :

 HeavenlyBimbo wrote:
Of course even the schools were different too. Mine had a competition shooting range, it was a varsity sport, that I earned ' 4 Letters ' and many nationally recognized medals, and trophies while doing so. The US Navy even supplied the bullets and firearms, free of charge. Not a single student ever died in the process ether during my 4 year's ( or before that ever in the school.) Then after my senior year(1988) The indoor shooting range was closed due to the fear of lead poisoning in a confined space.( Not proven, just feared.) Not the firearm's. Ironically during practices, there was never even a teacher present, and the older student's were the range officer's/trainer's. So were the students more mature in 1988, then the school administrators and Liberal socialist politician's, Today? Obviously something changed in People, and it was not a step UP in the evolutionary chain. We also didn't have 1st person video games, or so much hate or illegal immigration, or a victim/revenge mentality. It was the true End of an era of peace and prosperity for American student's.
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We had a shooting team as well as a hunting club. Good times.

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I often think back on those day of actually being bused to school competitions, to shoot in other schools Firearm ranges. Once while traveling to a competition in of all places Kaliforinastan [California, in Old Speak], due to travel restriction's for the bus driver, instead of staying in a hotel, the Navy gave us the rooms the Apollo Astronaut's were housed in during the 1970's. Along with all the privileges of being on the base as mere teen's. It seems silly to say, but I kept the offical sewing kit provided in the rooms, with the offical logo of Space-command. The rooms were dusty and hadn't been cleaned, in what seemed year's, and really did smell of moth-ball's. Yet, as a 15 year old girl, being given such an honor to represent my school and nation, in such a place, I made sure it was cleaner when I left, than when I arrived, the evening before. An experience like that changes people. What does 'vaping' do for them? What does'safe-room's with teddybear's, do for them? Being part of the 'in- crowd'. If that is being 'IN', count me out. I loved being part of the ROTC programs. Now I look at girls today, and just shake my head at how they most likely will never do nothing more than collect welfare pop out some babies, have on average 3 abusive boyfriend's, and be prescribed antidepressant's by the time they are 24. Meth by age 25, and shoplifting as a family activity as soon as they can walk after child-birth. Don't laugh !!!! I've seen this in Today's, Real Life.
   I was no angel when I turned 21,  but I was also pregnant by then.   Once the baby came out of me,  my NESTING period began.   Wow, did I grow up fast.  I had too.    There was no welfare programs like there is today.  Nobody was telling me it wasn't my fault for having sex.   I personally had to deal with the results all by myself.   In retrospect it was Hell,  but it made me into a very strong and financially successful woman, in the end.   I didn't win a lotto prize,  rob anyone,  or prostitute myself.   I did it by pure talent's I learned in High-school.   Does anyone learn real life lesson's in school anymore?
  Or do they say,  hold on a moment,  I need to check my smart phone.
   Now what are the Transgenderd girls going to do?  Or is that transgenderd boy's.   I don't know the correct pronoun for them because Girls wear boy's clothes all the time,  and boy's in girls clothes are bullied.   In Alabama this new policy is directed only in the girls restroom's....   So  in effect  they want boys and girls to have no privacy in restroom's even though they also want gender fluidity...   Ummmm.   Girls don't even like to pee in front of other girl's,  but  boy's peeing with them in open restroom's with no doors is now OK.   I'm bisexual and a nudest,  and I would have no problem with it,   but,   not at age 14 !!!!!   I was insecure about my body enough at that time.   So what is the deal with this new insanity ? 
 Boy's allowed into open-stalled restroom's of teen girl's, as a government sponsored IDEA to stop vaping among teen's?
   Read the story YOURSELF,   Liberalism has become a mental disorder in politician's and school principles. <- hyper link.

    


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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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