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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
29.05.2019 01:31:07
HeavenLeighBimbo

Poetry, 
Then my alarm goes off_____  telling me, my fresh baked bread is done.....
  Ah the simple life,  when growing flower's and baking bread while naked,  was a pleasurable activity.
   PC culture ?  Is certainly not my bag of marbles to play with.
           I have freedom.
   I had a very beautiful Day......  Image result for dr evil gif               God smiled upon his daughter, of that I'm Sure.

29.05.2019 01:31:07
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
01.06.2019 19:57:06
HeavenLeighBimbo

Spring-time is so beautiful where I live.
   The  'Wild-life' is amazing. 
Both nature and man-kind.
    People laughing on porches.
Children riding bike's to nowhere but imagination.
  Me an angel sitting by a pool, with a baby while her mother, get's drunk....
     I'm not sure why I put myself into these situation's..........   But I LOVE holding a baby in water...  They swim very naturally as 9 month old babies.   That she let me hold her in such a very frightening environment for a baby;
:D  Filled my heart with JOY.
  It is so exciting to me to know my neighbor's.
[and].....   put away my 'reservation's', and just enjoy the life the Earth provides me.... 
                               on the "Other-side of the class warfare tracks, of politically correct culture.".
        They are a disaster waiting to happen......   and I'm only placed in the situation,  for the protection of the baby......
  Angels don't ask where to go....   they just end up where they need to be.

01.06.2019 19:57:06
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.06.2019 02:57:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had an interesting day.    NOT very BIMBO.
    I get the impression that you might enjoy a REAL story of a 'Super-Bitch'.

     Homeless men, decided to 'camp out on my lawn today'.
    Can you believe it !!!!!!
21st century, healthy adult men, with social security monies..........
   On my LAWN, DRUNK....  screaming profanity...........   I was Not Amused!!!!

           It took me pulling a 9mm weapon out of a newspaper with  pure INTENT to 'recycle human trash'. :,
                                                           To convince them to move along.    
   It seems so surreal to me how stupid and regressed the world has become, as I grow older.............
     Alice-Capone ?   If she ever was.......  or could have been, in the 1930's.

     What I saw today, from American men, was absolutely as barbarian as  I could ever imagine.
         One man in particular:  Was very lucky to leave me without a bullet wound to the head.
    So Bimbo......    [  I distracted a VERY DANGEROUS man with my body, and let someone else take out the TRASH.]
             I Had to use my service weapon today......
    No shot's fired.  YEAH !!!!!!

         This was supposed to be my day Off Work.....      But    my "Lawn" - life and liberty was disrespected.......
                              Make me touch a weapon,  and shame on YOU.
  The Garbage was hauled off to the hospital for the minor injuries I inflicted on them ; Stopping an assault upon me.
    Jail was the next stop,  but  that part of the story is just more of the same........     
   Hopeless men, acting hopeless......... Anyone can be NEXT.
There is no 'Safe-place'...........
      I am so angry today.... with American's..........    
   Why have the 'people' become so pathetic?    
   Totally useless as individuals......   My PAID taxes are not enough,   
                                They need my homes, ' Lawn ' too, and will rape and kill for it.
    PIFF !!!!    Real life  is terrorizing.
   Yes,  I was very glad I am a 'legal' Weapon's user, today.....    It saved 3> lives, instantly.  And stopped a possible rampage.
                               This sort of 'Shit' Scared the hell out of me, and my 'complimentary' training took over.......
   Thank you, Chief Petty Officer _______USN.

18.06.2019 02:57:44
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
23.06.2019 17:52:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

OMG, My faith in humanity is gone, as far as modern children are concerned.

  In the span of 4 hours, during a nap-time during the day, a child destroyed my flower-bed's. Literally tore entire plant's out of the ground.10 of them. The silly thing is nobody touched it, until I planted some very  pretty flowers still in bloom.
   Someone just had to make a bouquet for a mother. [A very poor teacher,obviously]
They could have picked a hundred flowers and I wouldn't have noticed.
    Pulling the entire plant's out of the ground, just kills ' Beautiful- life '.
   These 'Vandals', are taught all about the environment, and global climate change in school. Yet the first time they see something 'naturally beautiful' in REAL-LIFE they must Destroy it, to take home with them.  
      This teacher gives them a 'F' in humanity, and social skill's.
Both mother and the entire school system cannot teach the respect for 'other-peoples' property right's.  
   I just wanted to grow worthless flowers in peace on my land.
             Shouldn't 'environmentalists' children indoctrinated by schools, understand that it is GOOD for the environment, by NOW?
    This mother is a Meth-head,  and the schools are run by graduates of 'no-grade-colleges'.   Totally failing, every young person anywhere near them, with dogma,  but no respect for the hard work it takes to BECOME, human life.
       These children have no hope to ever become functional adult's.   That is so pitiful.

23.06.2019 17:52:43
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
30.06.2019 23:50:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am laughing so much today.   
   A little neighborhood girl of 6 years old, decided she want's to be my friend.
   Clair.  OMG.  A poor child who discovered what it is like, to have a mother as a friend.

   A perfect 'social study' in the value of "Just paying attention to a child",  and laughing with her.

   I know her own mother, is a drug addict, so of course she never even leaves her 'crack-pipe', but let's her children run wild in the neighborhood.  In the course of the last year the children, 2 boys and 2 girls have discovered a welcoming environment at my house.   I didn't intend for this to happen, but how does a woman who is a mother herself, deny needy children something so 'cheep', as 'Attention'.    Playing along with a child's imagination.
      I had so much fun today.   
   The day isn't even over and I expect another knock at my door for the 7th time in 6 hour's, by Clair.   I keep sending her home,  but she just keeps coming back to me.    I admit  it feels good that she seems to find me as a sort of 'wonder-woman'.   
       Personally,  I'm rather 'pissed-off at her mother for wasting such a beautiful child, at a time in her life, when a little girl is learning to be a woman.
           So I will just say nothing, and be a 6 year old myself, for Clair's state of mind.   I let her pick flowers in my garden,  and eat fresh strawberries,  and swim in my pool.   In other words I did nothing more than I would have done for my own son's when they were the same age.
    Except  she nearly made me cry  when at one point I sent her home to dry off,  and she seriously came back to my house wearing a dress.   "ratty- moth eaten,  but once was a cute dress".
            Clair is making me want to get pregnant, again....  Very risky at my age.......   It would be better for me to adopt a child.
                     Or just be the neighborhood granny.   
   Nahhhh....   I seriously  want to give birth one more time, because of that silly little 'street-girl'.
   I was teaching her to 'sing' today.   
   I enjoyed the lesson's very much !!!!  She was 'mimicking' me at 6 year's old, and I found it a bit disturbing to see myself in a little girl  from a 'Shit-ass' family !
    I was that little girl in my childhood.     It is so hard for me to admit that.
    I was raised in a gutter too.
   I have to much in common with a 6 year old child, and I find that difficult to deal with emotionally.  
        Why her real mother doesn't care about her,  is very hurtful to me as well.   
  At least Clair know's a safe home to go to if needed.    That is the only thing  she can trust in her very short span of life.

[[[[[[[   I scream at GOD,   WHY ME?  ]]]]]]]]]]]

30.06.2019 23:50:44
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
01.07.2019 05:09:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

OMG,   In the span of an hour my LIFE was turned UPSIDE DOWN...........
         I met the woman I'm going to marry..........   More like, turn into a Princess.
   It's not Clair,  Hahaha. I sent her home early.
 
   An after 'dark- party' with my neighbors, including a young mother' I haven't met yet..........
     This story might take some time to write about.........   
 How does one describe falling in love in an honest and objective way?

  Made even more complicated because of my 'destiny'.   Seriously, this is very important to me.
  I've seen her, in my dreams when I was a child.
   To help HER? asks God of me?
   I don't know but she was very aggressive about tangling up our hair tonight.   Seriously  she wrapped up my hair around her face and breathed a sigh of pleasure.      I smelled wonderful to her.   She was so thrilled to actually meet me after only looking at me from a distance for so long...   It's not the first time for me.........
   However this time  I noticed her FIRST.
   She actually opened a door for me.   Totally random,  but I remembered her, because I've lusted after her body from a distance too...   
   This woman is just motherly, with her 1 year old baby...... 
  Didn't see that coming did you?   Haha
   I'm going to tell you what a real woman feels about loving another woman.
   
  I held her baby on my chest, in less than 2 minutes of meeting her.  For the next 3 hour's the baby never even fussed, while totally awake.   When I get approval from a baby,   I know   I need to create a Princess. 
    I'm not JOKING at all.....
   This woman and baby just won Heavenleigh's lotto of desire.
   She is wild enough, to give me a challenge,  and tender enough to sweep me off my feet....   she already did tonight....



    I'm so overwhelmed I might use a lot of ........     Breathless......
            She went so far as to pull my panties up my ass crack in front of our host.....    She loved the pattern.    
    I love a woman like that....     Yes, I was holding her baby at the time.....   OMG,    I LOVE this woman !!!!!!
    And guess what,   She comes from Mongolia.....   A woman who can ride horses too,  and teach me a few thing's in kicking ass......
        She is my match made in Heaven.........   !


01.07.2019 05:09:41
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
07.07.2019 00:00:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

My story is what a "REAL-Life" police officer does in a land of TOTALLY confused Laws.........
    OMG,   !!!!   I pity young people today more than I ever did.
             I was an under-cover officer for a special holiday in America.......    AND I HAD TO LET MYSELF BE ARRESTED....
   It was a situation where we were going for the 'Big-fish',  and to keep my cover intact......    I was arrested for public indecency, even though  I was wearing the same clothes as every other girl in the park.
   " Short's and a tank- top", got me arrested today.....   Granted they had nothing else visible to arrest- me on......
    So the 'little-boy's with badges, acted stupid,  and the WHOLE thing was for SHOW....

     This is how I play games................        War-games.
   My outfit, is considered a terrorist act upon MEN.... 
    What a wonderful world the political correct culture made for themselves.   
              Seriously !!!!    DUMB-FISH.
   Obviously,  I'm not in jail at this time.......
     Yet ask yourself this Question:   What clothes are allowed in a politically correct nation, with no culture? 
  I wasn't even supposed to be busted,  for clothes,  but the arresting officer's found my outfit so cute.... 
 They couldn't even give me a bloody-''''Knee''''.   The entire operation was called off, because a 20- something-male policeman, began sexually assaulting me.
   He was not the criminal I was seeking to destroy in the first place   but......   He saw me in my 'working clothes'    OMG   
                  I hate to say shit about myself but........   A dancers body is very FIT and sexy.......
    That's what you get working with REAL MEN......   I got treated like a 'Pussy'. [ and it ruined my FUN. ]

    When I was called into the 'de-briefing', for the 1st year- police force' ......   
               This story is better than anything made for Hollywood......   and I'm glad you don't believe me when I say.....
   Real life, is not for Face-bookers, or Twitter-philes.
   Suck up your photo-shopped 'kitty-ear's'  and get back to me when your DEAD.
   I got thing's to do.............. FOR REAL.....
    A man with a Badge came to the rescue of a TOTAL- whorish CUNT, playing an actresses -'role'......
    I was so good doing my part, a Rookie 'police-man' saved my life today.........   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,    BAD !!!!!!!
  He dropped his firarm,  and I picked it up and returned it .....  He was to busy looking at my 'camel-toe'.     
     Only I could do that it my city, with pure trust.

    OMG   I would love to tell the whole story of just 3 hour's of my life,  if it wasn't 'PC'-f*d up. CENSORED . 
 It was one of my most awesome performances, I've ever done.   Image result for dr evil gif

07.07.2019 00:00:13
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
22.07.2019 05:40:37
HeavenLeighBimbo

My son's wedding was yesterday. .
   There is so much story behind this photograph !!!!
     A true "country" cowboy wedding started in a barn.....
  Her flowers were 'cacti' .
[and] Even a Chicken was given away to the 'young'-girl who could catch it !!!!!
   As far as weddings go ->>>
            My son made me laugh.   His Bride is absolutely gorgeous too.
     My grand-son's as 'ring-bearer's'  who of course the second they saw me sitting in the front row, ran to me;
                  instead of going up the steps to the groom..  [haha  2 and 4 year's old,  not on que !! LOL] .

  Her sister,  made me wet, in  pea soup colored dress that was so simple it could have been from the 6th century AD.
  Wearing a perfect Viking hairstyle in a braided crown,  and DRUNK.   OH My GOD she was 'fashion-model-material, sexy'.
                My son married into a very beautiful family that is very wealthy and survivalists........   The new American-Dream ?      Oh ,Hell- YES !!!!!!!
   My son just married a modern princess, in every way !!!!!!!!!  Bullets-bean's-boot's-bull's-land-tools-toys- and a beautiful woman to breed with.   A perfect man's life only a mother could give him.   muhahahaaa   !!!!!
     
 
 Moment's like this are so bizarre to experience.    From a mother's perspective.      
   He never drank liquor in front of me before, unless I gave it to him......   hahahaaaaa......   even then only once at 14 year's old.
                   It's his wife's turn to clean up after the mess.   haha.     Her turn to 'train a man'.  I already did the hardest part........ I am so happy for him right now.    A bit like I felt when I said I," I Do." to his father.    
     Yes,   I cried.......

22.07.2019 05:40:37
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Favea
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Agnostica
22.07.2019 10:06:02
Favea

I think this site needs a blog feature, right?

22.07.2019 10:06:02
Did you hear the one about the vampire who became a psychotherapist?
In life, he loved snacking on mixed nuts.
Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
22.07.2019 12:46:35
Alexstrasza

Congratulations on your son's wedding HeavenLeighBimbo! I hope the ceremony was enjoyable ^^ 

22.07.2019 12:46:35
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...

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