I just don't understand why I let people talk me into, going to Dance-club's with them.
{{{ This should be considered an illegal SPORT. }}}
Especially when my escort's for the evening, looked like an Iraqi terrorist, and a Flaming Homosexual from Berkeley CA/ USA. Men do some very wild thing's around me !!! It took two men to even barely entertain me, much less the sudden urge to : protect me at all cost's. I played with them, like they were toy's.Drunk Bimbo's do silly thing's when on holiday, and I was no exception. [and] The whole event started because I was washing my car, and a gay guy,started to loudly profess his adoration for my Bikini. The Iraqi, across the street joined in on sexually taunting me. Then I did the unexpected..... I went into full ON+ 'Stripper, with bubble's,car and water on them".
I washed my car with my ass for them. and hand dried the car, like a ballerina.... SERIOUSLY !!!! I love my car.
It didn't take long for both of them to want to see me up close, and after some pleasantries. The 'gay guy' invited me to the club, and the Iraqi guy wanted to go too. Not the best sort of invitation to go to a 'DIVE' bar, but I was armed, and I said
" Let's go." knowing the 'Gay guy', because he is obsessed with my style of 'mini's' and is very openly VERY GAY, man who has talked about my ass for about 2 months now. An acceptable 'safe date', usually for me. OMG :/ seriously !!!
His flaw is, He is so Popular !!!!, every man he know's want's to meet me...... OMG, chapter and verse :
This guy is totally FUN to hang around. I usually Hate even smelling a man. But I don't mind him, he is a worse Whore than I am around men. If people think we are a 'married hetro- couple, it could be the plot of a porn movie, on NetfliX
My real life :/ such as it is : would be the filler of plot's and Twist's.
I wasn't about to drive, so I went on an adventure through allies and tunnel's with two weird men on each side of me.
OMG. I was taken into an area's that women in miniskirt's dare not be, without an escort at 1 AM !!!!
They treated me so nicely though, just so they could see me in the club, and with the black-light's and DJ.
I did a free show for them, that was totally improvisational , and the DJ paid me the best compliment EVER.
" Any-time,anywhere,any song !" He whispered in my ear.
As I was not interested in Attracting anyone, I stuck to just dancing with anyone who wanted to get in 'MY-SPACE'.
As it turned out only women dared get that close to me, as the men all sat around the bar, drooling- and stunned, a real princess would walk into a loser cowboy bar like that.....
and in 5 minute's turn it into her private Strip-club.
I nearly forgot how fun it is to manipulate men, with my body and attitude.
I had a Bimbo moment..... no doubt about it.....
I hate short stories, I could write a chapter in a book about what I did to the 'male's last night. I became an exhibitionist in a public pub and nobody called the police. I must have had something everyone wanted to SEE !!! haha
I didn't expect to be the cultural ambassador to a 'cowboy bar', but it was amusing to me all the same.
I'll never do that again !!!!!
It was like, being an actress for 4 hour's straight. No Breaks, and people trying to touch my hair.
Wahhh I feel like such a snowflake now........
Retirement is so nice :|) I thought I was Grown-up by NOW !!!!
When do men start to leave you ALONE to wash a car???
Teasing me is a Challenge, not a #metoo, meltdown.