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Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
27.06.2018 10:51:31
Pia Margrethe

Wisdom, Jade. The land of the Whizz!

27.06.2018 10:51:31
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Christina90
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 573
Reputation: 524
Posts: 1
Freethinkerland
27.06.2018 18:33:10
Christina90

Helloo

27.06.2018 18:33:10
Seabreeze
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6576
Reputation: 6063
Posts: 42
Reasonopia
27.06.2018 20:57:47
Seabreeze

Hey everyone!

27.06.2018 20:57:47
Seabreeze
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6576
Reputation: 6063
Posts: 42
Reasonopia
27.06.2018 23:12:01
Seabreeze

So I was reading the rules are we not able to ask about goals?

27.06.2018 23:12:01
Carmel
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52655
Reputation: 26685
Posts: 211
Secville
28.06.2018 14:19:08
Carmel

Ok I did something very out of the ordinary for me and very bad.. I went out because I wanted a spinach and artichoke souffle from Panera Bread. On the way back there is a blue car behind kind of close but there are two lanes a if I am driving too slow he could go around. I get my turn blue car is still behind me by this time its a one lane highway. I make my turn and the guy I the blue car turns behind me blowing his horn goes around me and yells asshole and takes off...I follow this jerk when he realizes I'm behind him he drives faster and takes off I followed him for a minute more but decided to turn around and go home...why am I an asshole what did I do to him?

28.06.2018 14:19:08
Rouze
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14066
Reputation: 8296
Posts: 44
Freethinkerland
29.06.2018 18:34:52
Rouze

Carmel wrote:
Ok I did something very out of the ordinary for me and very bad.. I went out because I wanted a spinach and artichoke souffle from Panera Bread. On the way back there is a blue car behind kind of close but there are two lanes a if I am driving too slow he could go around. I get my turn blue car is still behind me by this time its a one lane highway. I make my turn and the guy I the blue car turns behind me blowing his horn goes around me and yells asshole and takes off...I follow this jerk when he realizes I'm behind him he drives faster and takes off I followed him for a minute more but decided to turn around and go home...why am I an asshole what did I do to him?
I wouldn't call you an asshole, but I often get annoyed when I'm in a rush, and there is a tiny little car driving in front of me under the speed limit with no chance to take it over. In your case though, he had a chance, so completely unreasonable behavior. You should have ignored it and went straight home. What did you think would happen if you followed him to his house?

29.06.2018 18:34:52
Rouze
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14066
Reputation: 8296
Posts: 44
Freethinkerland
29.06.2018 18:35:45
Rouze

How do Bimbos die? I see some of us R.I.P

29.06.2018 18:35:45
Esuna
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 73508
Reputation: 36892
Posts: 585
Reasonopia
29.06.2018 19:51:59
Esuna

Rouze wrote:
How do Bimbos die? I see some of us R.I.P
It's when someone closes their Bimboland account. 

29.06.2018 19:51:59
 Very busy with school at the moment, so temporary hiatus D:.
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.07.2018 03:40:52
HeavenLeighBimbo

 I make some of the most unusual friend's.
        A Little girl of 9 years old has decided to be my welcoming-community, in my new condominium.
 A little girl named Fyate,        A total doll of a girl !!!!!!!     We colored the entire sidewalks with chalk today.
 an 'Under-the sea Motif'...   Mermaid's and jellyfish,  painted on a sidewalk 4470 feet above sea- level, with her 'hero' wearing a Bikini..... '   OMG      I love seeing little girls 'Blossom' with the attention to her talent's...... 
 A little 'artist'----> took me to the beach. and we drew a 'Story together'....   
      I feel so blessed today, by Fayte, a little 9 year old girl I admire so much.   A Natural warrior.
   She finally found someone who could read her stories......  and it was a beautiful connection for me to be able to connect to a child like that........     Forever a teacher.
   Stuck in an ERA of Children Treated so poorly by parent's, for welfare monies.  
 
    I would Adopt, Fayte, INSTANTLY..........   If I had My WAY, in the matter. She would never suffer anything less than being a princess.  "Hell be damned"  As it is, she is a pawn in a game of money.     I pity HER and there is nothing i can do about it,  but color her world, with her.   It feels so selfish to me.

03.07.2018 03:40:52
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.07.2018 07:59:24
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had some fun today.....      I was invited to a bar,  and, got bored by the people I was with....   so i danced....
 /A\
\ Stripper's show,---> With Clothes firmly attached.    It turned out to be so adorable.  
   I HATE "Dive - bar's" and I was taken to one tonight by a male friend........   I 'pissed him off' very quickly and was nice to a silly FAT girl.    She was totally adorable.  

    Whenever I find myself trapped inside a cowboy-bar, and about to be raped......   I find the most cute girl with a weight issue, and "Make" an confused distraction, of LUST.       
          Oliva,  was the perfect girlfriend for me, for tonight's adventure.
   She was the woman every man thought they could have,  so they left me alone to be with her.  I felt actually very relaxed, because she took the pressure off of me....   She absorbed the men, in a Way, I CANT.   She tamed me and I didn't kill any men today.   

  Being the only 'armed' person in a bar,  has it's FEAR-FACTOR...   but It really came down to who she wanted to be with and experience something EXCITING.
      It sound's bad to say,   but  Olivia had her choice of Men today, and every single one of them I wouldn't have given the "time-of day-to"....   Muhahahaaa....
          I just love a good girlfriend.  I met her for the first time tonight,  and she chased all the men away.    
   I love her already !!!!!!

06.07.2018 07:59:24
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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