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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
09.02.2018 04:25:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

I just had another adventure with Jackie..... and her children....
  WOW. !!!!!
 It was;  Nothing like my parental experiences..... living in a 'glass-house'.
   I actually ate candy, on the FLOOR...   a long story............ > to make a couple of little Boy's laugh during a Silly Game.
    AND personally, Tie Anne the baby girl, was a total treasure to me..................   OMG
  I'm in love with my best friend, and can't say or do anything about it. SEX isn't even an issue....
Her devotion to a MAN in JAIL for selling drug's, absolutely \Disgust's me.
  Yet, I find Jackie to be an interesting Person........    I actually want to have sex with her, for the experience..........   
           15 year's have passed since I met Jackie, and got drawn into a American Disaster of FAMILY....... 
          However every time I see her, she make's me wet.......   Jackie is certainly my most DIFFICULT FRIEND to be with.
   I love her more than I DARE SAY, to her in person.
   I spent the day with an absolutely gorgeous 'Plain-Jane' woman with no visions of Hope and change.  and I LOVED IT.
   Why?   
                                                          Her Children love me for reason's unknown........
 Little boy's feed me candy from a floor.  {?} 
                                         How beautiful is that?

09.02.2018 04:25:41
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
15.02.2018 03:06:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

Haha  :)
    A little boy put candy in my uniform..... today for Valentine's DAY.

On duty, and I reach into my coat pocket and found candy .   I know it was Jackie's baby boy who left it for me....
      I don't like candy,  and while he was with me,  I ate one, because he gave it to me........
    Later that evening, I discovered HE put the entire package in my coat pocket.
          I cried.........   Emotionally, it was the fact a baby boy felt the need to give me his candy.
     Not just give me candy,  but actually put it into my uniform, for me to find LATER.........
   AHHHH    That little boy adores me, and I don't know WHY..... 
    I ate every single piece of candy he left in my pocket.....   and said a prayer of THANKS.
    And brushed my teeth when I got Home.

  An 8 year old's boy's candy, was Given to me, today........   It was better than flower's or even a diamond ring.
  He gave me a Valentine's Day Gift, I Never expected.....   Priceless.
       My little Samoan Boy's, amaze me...... everyday.
 Bare footed in Snow to walk to my Home to give me candy.........    Grown MEN wouldn't DARE such feat's of courage,
                I see from baby boy's from Samoa.  

15.02.2018 03:06:43
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
20.02.2018 18:07:59
HeavenLeighBimbo

A complicated life, is stunning when your OWN Child asks you to step out of your, 'Comfort Zone'.
    My oldest son asked me to go attend a church with him and his wife........

   I personally love all religion's so I was happy to accept the invitation...   My problem is :   I'm an ordained pastor, with year's of seminary teaching.[to obtain my ministerial, OPINION.]

   I don't wish to convert anyone in my son's church group,   but my son want's me to attend the bible 'Study' group with him.
   I'm torn up  emotionally, because I want to make a good impression on his friend's in his chosen church.    
However,  I fear I must censor myself, to provide him with his 'Intended Goal'.   I refuse to embarrass HIM in front of his 'peer's.
        
   I actually could make an argument against an organized religion right now,, and it break's my heart. 
     Instead I'm going to go to 'A Pentecostal Church', and be subjected to a style of worship, I'm totally not comfortable with.
  I'm personally glad my son is in the church,   because RELIGION-MATTERS, in a family.  [despite what secularism tell's the masses].   Yet; my adult son asked me too, support him in his choice of religions.    
   It is a difficult situation for a mother to be in...........
   To bond with my adult child, in an area he considers to be very important.  Family and my grand-children.
                
Religion  is the most Taboo topic in the 21st century....    How can a person describe all the way's God and his angel's talk to you every day?     
For me it is easy....   However,   I don't want to bring 'Judgement UPON my SON,' unfairly by the member's of his church who will AUTOMATICALLY HATE ME, for Bringing my well-worn Bible into a group that uses a modern/re-written, and in my opinion'  'Childish' version meant for modern readers.   
               It is a complication, that must make me silent.....   Thus no benefit to me or anyone else.
Censorship is a fact of life, even in matter's of GOD. The weakness of humanity, Forces IT,
                                          and I find that a Personal Shame only Satan would be proud of.

20.02.2018 18:07:59
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
21.02.2018 04:36:00
HeavenLeighBimbo

I just returned home from a 'Bible Study group', my [adult] son and wife, took me too......
   I managed to totally," steal the show," according to my son......   A stripper, became the preacher !!!!!  OMG    
  Should an actress be so powerful as to make Christian's, hang on her every word?.
   I found it to be easy......   of course I just related my experience's with my faith in God, and it totally Stunned a group that only saw my perfectly manicured hand's and a very 'prime-and-proper' dress.....    The moment I talked about what a scripture meant to me,  and how it made my son INTO, Who they all KNOW very well.   I had the crowd, under my 'Spell'.
   They never expected a 'porn-star' to speak, religiously.....

    I even managed to avoid embarrassing my Son... too much.
   He was very uncomfortable about how I talked about his father,  and the love we had, and how every event in my LIFE, made him into who he IS, today.   Christian principles, he never understood as a child,  but now can understand, now that he is a father of 2 boy's............
    Today's lesson was worth me stepping out of my comfort-zone, to use my licence as an ordained minister, for a church-group that I've never attended before today.   A silly theology class, was just supposed to be a personal challenge for myself,  and I never intended to preach sermon's or anything like that.   But passing the religious classes, gave me a license in America to be a Minister/pastor.  It was not something that was optional.   I took the class by choice,  the licence just came in the Mail.

    The church group invited me back to 'Speak'. Instead of burning me at the Stake as a witch.   
             It seems that I made quite an impression on a group of people who normally would condemn me to Hell...
 The women in the group were stunned by my FORCE of Nature,   and the men 'Loved my Brain.'
    That was just a totally bizarre situation for me to experience.....
                                    .   Shouldn't it be the other-way around?
   My own son [age 26] was made speechless, by my sermon/ about the topic of the day....   
                 I showed the church  Just exactly what it take's to be a single mother to raise successful males. 
                                They chose the topic,[Mark 6  1-30]
                                         I just 'OWNED the topic.'  in a way that they could understand.
  Unconventional, and totally unexpected, is how my life has always been. 

            Common is not a word, I could ever claim to be.

21.02.2018 04:36:00
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Orange Cherry
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Secville
21.02.2018 07:15:11
Orange Cherry

Is this post like your online diary or something? (not being snarky or anything, just curious since I only see your posts here mostly) @HeavenLeighBimbo

21.02.2018 07:15:11
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Orange Cherry
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
21.02.2018 11:11:14
HeavenLeighBimbo

@^   A personal Message was sent in Reply.......
      Your question,HAD to be answered PERSONALLY.

  Publicly   I can say,   Everything in this thread is a true STORY about how my life has been LIVED........
   My Shame is for all to see.   I DARE to be REAL.........    and write about it..........   
   This is a skill.....   only 'author's' can do.
   For me it is like dancing....  an expression of SELF.

   I cannot help other player's who have no Identity, they are proud of enough to write about..... 
             I constantly remind myself that Bimboland's is populated mostly by 'little girl's' who haven't even begun to LIVE a LIFE.
   Thus they have NO STORIES......    It is sad,   but it is what it IS................
   People Just don't write anything personal, on the Internet ANYMORE...   WHY? 
                      I don't know.....   I find that writing about my feeling's, to be very calming for me........ 
  My way of processing, the unusual event's, that I'm placed in from DAY to DAY. 

21.02.2018 11:11:14
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
24.02.2018 03:16:09
HeavenLeighBimbo

My personal life, has been so beautiful for the last few days.

   Instead of dealing with adult's,  I've been blessed with dealing with babies.....   
   They have such simple goal's.....   To be entertained, with Pure Attention and a 'Sing-song' voice....

       I am always amazed at how easy it is for me to take a crying baby  and turn a CRY, into a laugh in SECONDS.
    I'm not exactly sure why babies love my voice so much,  and the silly 'made-up song's' seem to please them so much,  but it make's my heart feel so good to comfort babies in distress, with no effort at all.
               I sing to myself all the time.....    Silly thing's,   just to take my mind off of what,   I may be seeing, too.....
      When adult's hear it, too.....    They are Stunned by what they see, and Hear........
    I was accused of being an angel today.......    
   Nahhhh,     I just needed to calm down a baby.....    So I made him a special song,   just for him. 
  And made the 'Men' watching my talent's, cry......    And enjoy kissing their baby's when they got home, safely. 
                                               I imagine them holding those babies as tightly, as I held one today.
     I had such a beautiful day, using the skill's of a mother.
   Did God send me on Holiday?    
         If so,   I would prefer   not bleeding all over a baby's blanket.
   I got injured at work today....   Not badly,   but   'My crew' was not very happy seeing me bloody, and holding a baby . 
                     They Freaked out,....... and I told them to just calm down and sing my song too.
   Don't wake the BABY.   haha...   seriously,   I meant it. 
                        The blood they saw   was Mine,  not his.....
   
I cut myself on some sharp metal,   and never even noticed it, till my crew began to panic about the bloody mess  I made.
   I kept the baby with me, in the ambulance...   I couldn't let him go. 
                                       Holding him, was necessary for me.

24.02.2018 03:16:09
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
25.02.2018 07:17:10
HeavenLeighBimbo

OMG......
   This is a short story, compared to yesterday's post....
                   I was injured a second time with Frost-bitten hand's....   Nobody could operate a heavy lift - crane today,   and I said
 "   Enough of this Stupidity   ",       [by young men] and took over the recovery,in a wind Chill Factor of -30F'. and wind's gusting to 30 MPH.    OMG,   This 'One'   seriously HURT ME......
   I was Frost bitten ......        Have your hand's ever gotten so cold   your in agony for 12 hour's and even Ice Cold Water, Feel's like Boiling Water?
    Oh this was bad,   but    I will say this,   and it seems odd to say,   but because of the extreme cold...   (contraction/ expansion of tissue)     My nails grew so much in just one hour it ruined my perfect manicure/nail polish. 
  In a single one hour period, the paint on my nails left my cuticle line, by over 4 mm, by the time my hand's warmed Up again....
    I should have worn gloves,   but.......    I wouldn't have been as perfect  as I needed to be, on the control's of the Crane. 

   Personally,   I would have left the wreak to ROT, till Spring,   but the Federal government/EPA wanted it removed immediately, from a sensitive environmental Zone.    I was done watching the foolishness of Men, over just a few inches.... 
                                They didn't have permission, to get the job done.  [?]

    I RIPPED UP A TREE, and tossed it into the River,   and recovered the wreak, leaking diesel fuel, in one hour.
                    [ with help from the 'rigger's who were SO BRAVE !!!!! ]
   The government offical 'on site'  was not happy with me and I laughed at him.....    A tree, or a truck full of fuel  in the river?
   Environmentalist's in Government, ARE INSANE... 
                     Send me the Ticket,   While They GET a HUGE ASS, BILL payable,
                                   . with Hazard PAY and medical cost's, of myself and crew.    Idiot's !!!!!!!      
   He will be paid a fortune for obstructing, the ACTUAL JOB,   and never once felt the pain, the working people DID.
               [ sitting in his Heated car ]

   The Rigger's, all got care, in a local hotel, and a case of beer,   and the next day OFF with pay......     ON ME.
                           My men.... work for LOVE.   I felt the same PAIN as they DID....    Even I refused medical treatment.    Why pay 10's of thousands of USD$ ,  to be told to rinse your hand's in cold water.
                                                  American TAX payer's are paying for the STUPIDITY.
   PS:  The Driver that caused the accident was using a Cell-phone....    Surprised?        Nahhhhhh....... 
                                                         It's become Common practice for driver's, even if they are hauling hazardous load's.
   Note TO SELF :     Cell Phones Suck, in Coverage, and Physics.   I Trust PAPER.......Image result for rigging chain for recovery

25.02.2018 07:17:10
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
13.03.2018 22:48:10
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had such a Cute Adventure, today.........
   Baby Ti'anne, inspired me today,  to ask Jackie, {the babies mother} to go to a " Princess-party with me......

12 high-school drama student's, decided to be princesses.....   I MUST SUPPORT THEM !!!!   [a local event]
   
   They rented an event's center, for parent's to take little girl's to have photo's taken with Disney princesses.

   I SUPPORT teen girl's with real fashion and imagination.....       OMG......
                Somehow the cost of this fashion show has been covered by an anomalous donor...    hehe.....
   One photo, from every princess,    with Baby Tie-Tie is all I asked for.......    
       My princess,   love's real people.
              I want only one thing,   to make her dreams come true.
   Her mother, is my job to tease, being HER princess.

13.03.2018 22:48:10
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
15.03.2018 02:16:21
HeavenLeighBimbo

So my boyfriend, went to the the store with me today....   HAHA 
      He saw me be a 
WHORE.....    I totally shocked him and everyone  who saw my behavior...........
    Stepping out of my truck today, was PURELY GOLDEN
   I entered the store in one of my most tiny Skirt's.....   so short  my pantie's show.....    BAM !!!!!
   Jackie was also at the store,   so  I made a grand entrance,   and bent over, so perfectly, to kiss baby Tieanne,   
   The general public, went totally silent.............      I managed to even STUN women so much......
     I was in a mood to wear my dancing clothes.....   I didn't expect to see Jackie and her daughter at a Store.     However the timing was just perfect for a 'SHOW'.......       I bent over, exposed my pantie's to EVERYONE,   just to kiss my baby girl, 
            Tie-Tieanne......    2 year's old and she was my perfect partner in SEXY.    Her mother Jackie was there,   and saw what I was doing,   and got wet....    She waited in the parking lot,   just to compliment me on my outfit today.
    I just thought it was casual clothes.....
    Kissing a 2 year old baby, is just what happened.........    
            I melted the heart's of 12 people who saw this event..............
                       OMG,   this moment was so special to me..........
    I didn't dress up for any reason today.......   but my 2 year old Princess, put me on a stage I couldn't ignore........
    If I didn't kiss her, it would have broken her 'baby-heart.'
   Average people saw a 'princess' kiss a baby......   in real life and they melted into goo.
   It was a situation, that I had too, kiss a baby in public.
   Tieanne, wasn't going to settle for less.    I felt so honored.......   Everyone in the store was watching me, and I picked up Tieanne and spun her around in a 'Snuggle-dance'...    Just my little dance thing, we share..... 
 She never did it in public like this , TODAY.......    
      My 2 year old dance partner, was brilliant today.
    I Honor such a beautiful girl,  and her Mother 'Jackie'  that made such a wonderful child  who play's so well with me.
     I am so Blessed, by GOD.
  AMEN

15.03.2018 02:16:21
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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