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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Nidale
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Freethinkerland
16.03.2018 15:39:22
Nidale

Too much to read,but hi

16.03.2018 15:39:22

  Made by the talented  craigslist-stripper
Get yours at this link ---> https://bimbo.land/forum/bimboland-art/t2093?page=1

HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
16.03.2018 17:46:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

Hello Nidale   Welcome to the Pub.

16.03.2018 17:46:41
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
20.03.2018 12:14:38
HeavenLeighBimbo

My oldest son, once again invited me to a Bible Study group, today...   (scheduled for tomorrow)
   He informed me that we will be going to a different member of churches HOME.
   I absolutely, Hate This sort of Thing !!!!!!!
   The people are nice,   and the message and lessons are nice, 
                  but I find myself just wanting to play with my Grandson   and the little girls who are supposing to be 'Babysitting'. for Bible Study.    It's Insane to feel like this,  but honestly   I would rather play with babies, than read the Bible.   
    I 'teach', better than I PREACH as a  :   OH and I HATE this MORE  :  My title as a Minister in a Christian church. 
   It means absolutely nothing to me.   I took a few year's of classes  and was awarded with a licence.   
   Now my oldest son is Trying so hard to make me go to his Church....
        I am letting him.....   but I constantly fear I'm just being a Bitch.......
              I just want to hold my grandson in my arms, and really don't care how other people interpret the Bible.
   I could tell them the stories too, but they also, NEED THE PAPER of \faith.........

   I feel a sermon washing over me.....   Time to write something for REAL PEOPLE.
             
  It is a pity, No player's know how to use a forum, anymore.   but of course who want's to listen to a mother singing song's......
   It might be for the best an entire generation is to stupid to be able to WRITE anything more than Hate.
  4 letter words and Piss and vinegar....   Seriously   I would Chose an OBNOXIOUS Pentecostal Church,
                                       over Bimboland's right now.
   That is BAD,   VERY VERY BAD..........
          I thought I cured my son of his obsession with taking me to a weekday Bible study group, by speaking as his mother and what religion gave to me when I lost his father...........    It took courage to not just Cry,   and now he want's me to speak to a church,  I don't even belong too [?]      This is a very Strange request.    I have the Skill's,  but am I FRIGHTENED?.
   I said yes, to a Public Speech.....   ONLY my son could make me do this....   God, needs my body for some reason. and set up everything for me to be there.
             It is odd to me how ; I Begin singing 3 day's ago,  just because I felt like it.   Just silly-song's for Jackie, her Kids                       Church is VERY different for me.....been There Done That,  Sort of Thing.......

All I want to do is ask Jackie to borrow TieAnne/ the baby.   I need a distraction in about 12 hours......   I would take her with me,  just to make every girl and mother, weep.
   HeavenLeighLeigh,  finally made a Tieanne   who isn't still breastfeeding, actually fall into a deep sleep.
 She curled herself up in my hair  by Morning and I was Worried due to the length,   but I found the Baby girl in my hair..   Normally she likes to sleep next to Jackie's breast's.
     I no longer Chanse or offer to her,  but at a moment's notice her children would be at my hp

.   (In public her babie's are mine.)   Alesica.    not really   but she  love her as an auditory
  The grown-men of the Builder did ABOULUTY nothin but look good in a suit.     The little punk wasnt getting to the orr brfor 4||||||||||||||||||||||:

20.03.2018 12:14:38
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
21.03.2018 06:17:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had such a fun day.....     My son made me go to a Bible study group.    , 
 In the pub I'm going to say this:   Never ask a theologian, to attend a Bible Study group.
  I tamed myself and listened and participated,   but  I felt like I was talking to children.
      But I bit my tongue and only gave the typical response they needed.....

    I was given an invitation  to play 'Chess' with my son's pastor after the meeting was over.........
   An unusual request,   I think I will grant.  Just to tease him and put him in a 'Check-mate'.

   A man dare's to challenge me to a game of Skill....  ?    I can do that.
           I found it funny too.........My real life is bizarre,    My own son, is a better father than I ever had as a child.
   How and WHY??????
   
God gave me angel's.   I still don't understand how I made such beautiful male Children.........
     He had a dancer as a mother.....   but it seems that  he loves me , anyways.   
       Enough to make me go to a Bible study group on a Tuesday.   That boy still RULES my world at 26 year's of age. 
        He is a much better parent than I ever was !!!!!!   God bless him,
He has skills and made me do something I don't like doing.
                 He even  let me pee, along the side of a highway while driving me home.     Talk  about my HERO !!!        standing outside right next to me, to block the view from the Highway.........     Oh dear, there is so much more I want to say,   but i find myself crying right now.
   I love You Jesse Rey.......   with all my heart.
   I hope at least one reader of this thread has a child like mine.......   A little slice of Heaven goes a LONG way.

21.03.2018 06:17:18
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
25.03.2018 00:23:48
HeavenLeighBimbo

Daily life amuses me so much.
   Women working in 'Truck fueling station's', find me totally fascinating, and never let the chance go by without giving me a compliment.  A case in point would be today.  [totally unearned in my opinion]

   I was just cleaning my house,  wearing comfortable clothe's.   A Black mini-skirt, and a Mini Camouflaged Top, and combat boot's.
   After taking out the garbage,   I wanted an alcoholic beverage I consider a 'Treat'   so I went to the truck-stop to find one.
 One the cashier's, who is about 24 year's old was totally 'adoring my Outfit-of-the-day'.  She has just never seen a woman as bold as I am, wearing a Firearm into a store in America.  It is legal for me to do so; so I try to make it into an 'accessory Item' of fashion.

   I was dressing for Functionality today,  not glamour.   .   As the store was not busy at the time, I decided to chat with both women for a little while.   I discovered their appreciation is not so much about my clothes as it is about seeing my leg's and ass for the very first time's this year.    I never imagined women would care about such thing's,  but as one is young and overweight,   and the older one looks like a former Methamphetamine user, with a face like a 70 year old even though she is about in her 40's.
   I still took the compliment's with grace  :
    I asked them about their Period's? .    No shit !!!!   The conversation just turned in that direction, because the younger woman remarked about what her boyfriend has said about me,   and her recent pregnancy fear's, after seeing a woman and baby leave the store just as I arrived.   The women were commenting about how beautiful the child was,   and I joined in on the conversation.

    I am a complete stranger to these woman.   However I managed to get her complete medical history,  and sexual behavior with her boyfriend, while she was at work, in less than 30 minutes.     
    I'm not sure why I felt very proud of this accomplishment ?
                     I didn't mean to get all "detective, on her",   but just was drawn into the "gossip".   I am getting to know the younger woman.     She is worth saving even if she has the mentality of a 16 year old.   I've seen her boyfriend, in police report's as a drug dealer, and Don't like him, AT ALL.

  It seems I have 2 new fan's, of my 'crazy', style this summer. 
                            A goal to tease them with : What they could be, is My Kind OF FUN.
      The Meth-head woman is pleasant enough,  but  in her case it is hopeless...   she will never look her age again,  but at least she is "Thin and Sickly.", and I made her EXTREMELY nervous.  I forgive recovering addict's,  so no harm done, but to her own face and body.   
   Old habit's, Die Hard.
   Please, dear reader,  don't do Meth !!!!!!   Your body will HATE you, for it.

   Event's like today, I cannot write about in full detail for obvious reason's,   but being complimented by women in very bad situation's somehow made me feel very good , inside.

25.03.2018 00:23:48
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
03.04.2018 03:47:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

My 'work-day' was so amusing again today.

  People I work with EXPECT total laziness from, a co-worker who HAS, no actual \Function that they recognize/,
  I'm a wild card.   Hired, because of special skill's that are not understood by the 'rank and file'..  They know what I do,  but I usually don't get personal with them so it causes a bit of mystery why I'm allowed to be so independent, when they are so "CONTROLLED"  AND MICRO-MANAGED WITH BUREAUCRACY .
     
  I'm given such "free-range", to DO WHAT I FEEL is necessary, and today that meant,  I was called in for a job,  that didn't ended up happening, but as I was still being paid,  I decided to STAY, for the day.
                                           I wanted to do something nice for my co-worker's.
   
The script of a normal day, was suspended, and I took it upon myself to Step into the world of young people struggling to do an impossible job.   I saw 4 people struggling with a 'workload' that was IMPOSSIBLE to do alone.
   I could have ignored them,  but  I ended up having fun, instead.

   1:    I drove an 'Earth-mover' and cleaned up a huge mess in the fraction of the time a 'timid man' could do.   He was stunned as I asked him to sit next to me in the 'cab of the 'mover', To do nothing, but watch as a 'spotter';  and asked about his new child, and just got to know Him as I'm crushing Rocks and metal.   He waited by my car after his shift, just to thank me for such a wonderful, and educational day.

  2:Paperwork 
          The safety compliance officer, was so kind to me today,   and actually reported me to her supervisor, that I am the only one who does what she say's she will do.  !!!!   She did this directly in front of me and him,  and I could only smile and cast the supervisor, a coy smile......   This was not an expected part of my day, as these sort's of checks are totally random.

3:  I made a young man totally 'rethink the capabilities' of women in general.   I totally despise this little PUNK,   but just because I'm a Nasty little whore,   I gave him a compliment, when it mattered the MOST, to HIM.   It really was a 'NOTHING' observation,  and I actually was not part of the conversation he was having with his supervisor,   The 'timing was just, TO PERFECT,   I had to say something, very KIND about the total 'Ass-hole'.   He actually gave me a very adorable smile, in return.
                [He is a cute man,  even if his personality is more like a cactus plant.]

4:  I even managed to make a bully, cry.    I sent him UP ^ on a ladder to be alone, and nobody had to deal with him for the rest of the day !!!!!   It pissed him off so bad, he couldn't get the job done because he was to busy crying on his Phone to his wife about how much he hates me.   SCORE !!!!!!!!!   His best  'work' made him look like a 'DUMB-ASS' to EVERYONE watching and waiting on him to finish his phone calls to his wife at work.   [ A total snowflake and PUSSY !!! ]
  If there was a Man on Earth, I could wish to drop down a WELL, it would be him.

 5:   I even took the time to work with a New Intern.   I didn't need too,  but to be honest,  I like to support them, even if I did break a fingernail and a perfect manicure in the process.   It was the worst damage I did to my body today.
                 It was so adorable how apologetic she was.   Trust me on this :  Mellon colored paint, can be fixed !!!!!!!
   No worries DEAR !!!!   My reward was just looking into her beautiful eyes and seeing her smile, as I taught her something silly :   the power of 'friction and gravity'...   piff,   Nothing nasty, just a force to overcome.   She appreciated some advice, and that is all,   but I will say I appreciated looking a HER.....    I love seeing people's futures, especially  !!!!   She has the 'Spirit' of God in Her,  and  I was drawn to her.    So we played with bucket's, together.   Getting them 'unstuck', together, by pulling on opposite ends.    We giggled so much, as we wiggled every one of them apart.     
   I really felt like I was just at recess, and that was totally fun for me !!!!

   I was EXTREMELY over-paid today, for having fun with the people I depend upon, to save my life.

       Nobody died in the making of this post,   and I considered it a Perfect day !!!!!

03.04.2018 03:47:18
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vivi bambi
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Reasonopia
13.04.2018 22:10:05
vivi bambi

today...
my perfume fell down.
it fell out of my hands, down to the ground.
it fell exactly with the head to the ground.
a bitter moment.
the little pump of it didn't work any more.
it was nearly full.
a full bottle of dior perfume, unable to reach my skin.
...but i had hope...
i didn't threw away the old empty bottle from the same perfume.
with my tool kit i tried to open the old bottle, with the pump, to learn, if it would be possible to be able to open the full new bottle without wasting the perfume.
it worked! it was easy! the pump holder was made of a kind of aluminium panel sheet and i was able to open it with full working pump :)
now i tried the same with the new bottle.
but soon i noticed that they were successful in creating a pump holder resistant to my tools.
it seems that it was made of special steel, normally taken for armored protection of tanks...
after a while, with all the power of my tools i was... successful... i cut off the whole neck of the perfume bottle, with the steel holder of the broken pump holding the whole head of the neck.
***fuck***
the bottle was broken, but the perfume still in it. lucky me.
new idea: fill the perfume of the new bottle into the old one.
ok.
first of all i would need a tiny funnel.
i made it with the plastic of a tomato packaging. first success.
then i tried to fill the old bottle with the perfume of the new one... but...
it flowed off the new bottle, on the bottle and dropped down on my kitchen table.
i was very fast in stopping the waste of this expensive perfume, but a small lake was on my kitchen table.
i ignored it.
first i put the rest of all the perfume into a porcelain milk jug and from this i filled my funnel, letting the perfume flow into the old bottle.
*sigh* over 90% of the perfume rescued.
i closed the old bottle, tested it, everything was working, wonderful!!! what a smell!
the small lake on my kitchen table: wiped away with a piece of paper...
...
next morning.
i came into my kitchen. *sniff*sniff*
smelled like a porno club.
or how i would imagine a club like this would smell.
*sigh*

13.04.2018 22:10:05
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.04.2018 17:20:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

I love good writer's like Vivi !!!!  Finally, SOMEONE with, something interesting to read in the Bimboland's FORUM 

  While I haven't broken a bottle of perfume, I like to make home-made candle's and have had wax form 'lake's' on my table.
 A mess that is so very hard to clean up,  but does tend to smell very nice, while scolding myself about my pure clumsiness.

   I never let good candle wax go to waste. 
             I make new candles, out of dead ones, and the combination's turn my candle's into a sensory climax.
                         Personalized !
  Guests will ask, what sort of cake I'm making, only to find out it is just a candle I made is burning.
       I don't know why,  but it makes me laugh.....
                 I haven't made a cake in over 10 year's, but my home smells like I did, this morning.

18.04.2018 17:20:43
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Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
19.04.2018 16:24:41
Sandi Lut

Sometimes I write poetry or something that seemingly lies within that category. It's just an attempt to write down what I feel sometimes. I'll share one of my attempts of writing here, I hope you enjoy it.

Beauty


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Beauty is the ocean, beauty is a single drop of water

Beauty makes you happy, sad, angry, jealous, euphoric, energetic, fulfilled

Beauty is darkness, beauty is light

 

Beauty can be seen with your eyes and with your heart

Beauty is a light breeze on a hot day, beauty is a devastating tornado

Beauty is a fire that warms my heart

Beauty is fragile yet unbreakable

 

Beauty is the only thing you love to drown in

Beauty can see right through that which is ugly

Beauty is a gift

Beautiful is the one who is reading this






19.04.2018 16:24:41
Happiness is inside yourself

HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
23.04.2018 00:52:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

I didn't want to be the first to respond to Sandi Lut, but it seems only a few 'adult's' read personal message's anymore !!!

   I personally appreciated her Poem, written in her Style !!!!!!!

She showed a creativity to expose herself to an 'art-form'  that is being lost in the age of "face-book and 'Twitter'-fools.
   SHE WROTE a STORY of her LIFE !!!!!!!!

         OMG, if only more women could be so perfect !!!!!!!

   Sandi communicated with WORDS,  and I admire Her, so much for that !!!!!!!!!
   I also adore Vivi....    I needed to see that I'm not alone, being abused by the Administrator's of Bimboland's.

   It is Ironic,   that  I'm not the only Bimbo being treated like a Whore, by a game made and maintained by MEN.

   Go figure out that foolishness for yourself.........   when you hit the "glass-House and SHATTER IT.....   [!]   
                         Or weep with Welfare Money because you couldn't be educated to write about anything. or have an opinion,   Even in a PUB,  Having a Smart Phone not the same as having a BRAIN and SOUL that is able to see other people in their true GLORY !!

   A true Pity,   True Feminism :  Lost in SELF CENSORSHIP.   
   I Pity myself because I have also Given UP on Bimboland's to find it's actual POTENTIAL....  
    The Owner of the game just doesn't understand , the oportunity he has right NOW.....
       He just sees us as a population to FUCK,   and is doing a good job of making the entire GAME/ NATION, UNCOMFORTABLE, with his lack of ethics.
        How does a drunk English man, become a HERO for Bimbo's ??????? 
   He doesn't !!!.   I'm only now more 'Pissed-Off'    3 out of 3 Prime Bimbo's Are being FUCKED.
   [AND] That is a statistic of FACT.

23.04.2018 00:52:32
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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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