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Tinti
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Agnostica
09.11.2017 03:55:01
Tinti

HLB, I enjoy reading your stories as well :)

Just now I got a real good itch to write, and since my book project doesn't tempt me atm I decided that why not just write here, for a change? I usually don't write because my life is pretty dull and uneventful. Not that I complain, I love my life, but usually it's nothing to write about. But just now I realized that I've actually had a really eventful, fun and interesting fall!First came the trip to Croatia I wrote about in September. And the 14th of September I started taking a course in Spanish! I've been wanting to take a course forever, but just haven't bothered to Google. But my Google Master of a step mom did it for me, and we found a place called Institut Francais en Norvege, and they have several Spanish courses! So I contacted them and started a level 3 course on 14/9. I really struggled to find the book that the teacher told me to buy, because he said it was called Unidad (unity) but then when he sent me a text with the isbn it was called Caminando (walking)! I was dying of laughter. Here I had searched all the book stores in Stavanger PLUS online for Unidad, and the book was called Caminando! I was a bit embarrassed walking back to my closest book store, but hey, it wasn't my messing up. So, anyways, the course is good. In the beginning I felt like it was too difficult for me, but the others said that they felt the same in the beginning. Joselo, the teacher, speaks MUY RAPIDIAIMO and he doesn't always explain things, but after a couple of week I was up to speed. I took Spanish at high school, and I discovered that I recognized a lot and knew a lot more than I thought, so that's a good thing! And the teacher and one of the guys are pretty cute, lol. 

It's pretty funny though, me being vision impaired and saying that. For me, a guy who is cute looks cute, as far as I can say, but I also define an appealing voice and being pleasant as "looking handsome/being cute" as well.

Anyways, Spanish is good. Something that's far from it is the fact that the roof in the house I'm living in needs to be completely redone. The fact is that the roof hasn't been changed since the 0's, and now repairs can't do much anymore. A roof fix costs at least 30K USD. That is 5K on each apartment. And none of us can just fork up 5K. I get 1.2K a month in dissability benefit, that's all. Rent takes half, and I have 6K to live 600 to live for. WAH! The leader wanted to have a meeting with me, and I invited my dad to come too, because he knows more about roofs and economy thingies than us both. So we had a nice dinner with her as we got things worked out. Both my dad and the leader is gonna research their different things, so hopefully things will work out. Maybe we can get a common loan so that we all can pay on it, bit by bit, because for now none of us but my neighbor in 2nd floor can just fork out 5K. 

On a happier note, I visited my li'l sis and her BF with my dad the last weekend in October. My dad gave me the trip as a birthday present (oh yeah, I turned 33 the 21st of Sept, yay or nay, not sure lol). We flew from Stavanger around 6pm on Friday, and we were settled in my sis' apartment in Oslo around 7:30. They had made tapas for us, and we ate and drank all night. Fucaccia bread, olives, different cheeses, salads, serene ham, and the best bacon wrapped figs (they're not fig but similar, I don't know the word in English, dark, small wrinkly things) and lots more. My sister and her bf bought an apartment together in December last year, moved in in March. I had never seen it, which was the main reason why I wanted to go, but also to see them of course. It was beautiful, and my sis is such a good  decorator so everything, furniture and interior was beautifully put together. On Saturday we went to Outlet Vestby, an outlet that sells mostly designer things and sport things. I don't like sports, but I found two pairs of skinny jeans from Lee. Both fit like hand in glove, but one pair was super comfy too. Later we went home and took an Aperol Spiritz and got ready to go out to eat. My sis had made reservations at a place called Bass. We got 7 courses which all was amazing. Now I can't remember what we ate for the life of me, except one course had Tartar in it. It's SOOOO good! what is it with me and raw things? I love Sushi, and now I obviously like tartar as well, lol. Then we went to a bar and had a few drinks, but decided to go home and continue there. We had such a good time! On Sunday we just walked around Grúnerløkka, where my sis lives. The others visited some kind of traveling store, I got a lip balm on the Body shop since I didn't have time to visit Lush (duh, why isn't Lush in my area?) It was ok but Honey Trip from Lush is just sooo much better, lol. Then we ate at some italian place. The others liked their food but I got unlucky and had a pizza with Gorgonzola cheese and bacon. The bacon was soooo salt! Afterwards we picked up our bags and took the bus to the train station and took the train to the airport. We had such a good weekend, and I can't wait until next time. But guess what? My sis is coming to Stavanger in a week! She'll attend some party with her friends and do a launch at h&M. She works for NYX so she travels a bit. 

Today I had my dad on pizza as he helped me clean my place (vision impaired-thing again, I don't see all the dust in the corners). Or, he was supposed to, but he said I had done such a good job myself that he had nothing to do lol. I have leftovers to enjoy tomorrow. I ordered a new type from the pizzeria across the street, fruity de mare. It was very yummy with scampi and mussels etc. 

That completes the wall of text for now, lol. If you got through it, kudos!

09.11.2017 03:55:01
When you can't make lemonade you make ... Limenade!
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
11.11.2017 02:58:45
HeavenLeighBimbo

I did Read the entire post ^ and LIVED it : sort of.............

My girlfriend and I are becoming a team........      Silly work project's, idea's and event's, just seem to fall into place so perfectly.
       It is so unusual for me to see a woman like her as a partner.    I've never envied another woman before.  She is so healthy emotionally and physically.

    Still,  she treat's me like a 'possession of great fragility'. 
        I'm not sure how to process her absolute concern over my health and safety. 
                    I have a dangerous life, every time I get into my car.
    Why would a woman try so hard to posses me,
             , when I really have offered her nothing more than my Naked body to Play with for Free.....  No strings attached.

            Now she want's me MORE.........         
More Gift's and  date's........    I can't say NO............     I love her.

        Hearing someone tell you the truth about past relationships, make's me cry.
                 My dear lover, finally broke down in tear's, and told me why she love's me so much............
   Me.....    Stunned into silence....
       I pretended to be asleep, as she ............................ put her tear stained face on my chest.
  I heard every word she said.................. and said nothing in return.......
                           I'm not that perfect............... 
                           My lover's mirror must be broken.
 [Post Script, a few minutes later after I wrote this Post ^    this occurred------>

   I call her after a day at work,  when I thought she would like a meal ready for her, To invite her over for an Hour.
    [and] she changed all of her plan's and , insist's upon abandoning her children, to bring me a , 'sub sandwich', from Subway.  She is buying them dinner,  and several other friend's dinner, too.   Her son's invited their friend's to her house for the night. A Cultural Divide between us.
   4 pre-teen boy's being left alone in an American House with video game's and food, 
                               so she can feed and molest me in MINE..... Alone?

   OMG,  why does this sound so wrong,  but when I told her not to do it,  she refused,  and said she would rather be with me than supervising her own son's and their 'sleep over' party.....
     This just feels so wrong,  but I couldn't stop her, 
                     and now I have 2 dinner's to eat.

  Mine is Home-made,  and I can refrigerate.   :(
           My 'bad girl' is making me eat FAST- FOOD.  Piff.
  AND stay at my house when I know her son's are at her house with friend's ,un-supervised..........
        11 and 12 year's old...........   
   This bother's me so MUCH and I can say Nothing, because she is the mother,  and I'm just the SEX TOY.
  A 21st century love problem in mixed gender and sexual proclivities.
      I'm a Barbie-mommy doll.   
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  She will undress me,  and I will willingly let her.
Playing along with her, is less frustrating.

     I've given up winning an argument with this Lover. 
             Even losing is pleasurable, with her.

11.11.2017 02:58:45
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Tinti
Level 19
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Posts: 94
Agnostica
11.11.2017 05:21:17
Tinti

Wow, HLB, it really is like a movie! But if she makes you feel it's right and you both ar happy then go for it :)
I don't think there's any danger in leaving kids at home for a night, as long as you call to check on them every now and then. I remember having sleepovers while my parents were away at that age, nothing happened. But then again, we were "good girls" :D

What is pretty funny is that I may soon be in the process of getting a personal assistant/house maid! There are just things I can't do by myself with my handicap, and my father can't always be there changing light bulbs and bringing me to IKEA to buy this or that. Not that he minds, he is frustrated with me for not asking him ti help more, lol. But yeah, hopefully I soon will apply. It would be nice, not just for the apartment but having someone to go to the movie theatre with or just hang out in a cafe with. My friends are spread everywhere in Norway except Stavanger, lol. 

Talking about friend, C asked me to come with her to Poland for a Christmas market and possible spa. I had to say no since the future roof change will suck my wallet as dry as a bone. I'm cursing those damned idiots who couldn't get their asses out of their chairs to fix the roof in 40 years. We just got a new girl into the ownership since one of my neighbor sold his place, she's definitely not happy with even more expenses right after buying an apartment. On the 30th we'll have more new people coming to replace my douche of a neighbor. They'll certainly won't be happy either. But I have to laugh at the douche, he has made such ridiculous accusations against me and a friend of mine. Two years ago I had a visit from one of my friends that lives in Oslo now. She left at around 1 am. Around that time one of the railings were broken in the stairs down to the main door. Someone said they saw a drunk women in white leave at around the same time. Next day at work I received a call from said douche. He asked me if I had guests last night, and when they left. I answered, and he told me about the broken railing and the drunk white girl. I denied instantly as my friend had dark jeans and a dark raincoat, and she's a no-alcohol Christian. He apologized and hung up, but later I found out that he asked the rest of the ownership weather they had seen any of Christinas friend be drunk and breaking the rail. Another time I found a post-it on my door saying "Please do not make so much noise while cleaning, it' annoying. Neighbors name". I discarded it as his usual nonsense, I couldn't help if the vacuumer was loud. But each and every time I cleaned after that he knocked on his ceiling, my floor to get me to ... idk. Another time he messaged me asking if my washer-dryer was going. At one AM. It's like every time something is going wrong he blames me. I just can't even take him seriously anymore. Not that I ever did, I just find it hillarious. Hopefully the newcomers are cool people. 

11.11.2017 05:21:17
When you can't make lemonade you make ... Limenade!
Tinti
Level 19
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Posts: 94
Agnostica
13.11.2017 04:10:23
Tinti

Today I took my aunt swimming. She's currently living in an institute as she struggles mentally, and she's dead tired of the place, so she's ever so happy when she gets visitor or can get out and about. We went to this new place, outside. It was maybe 5 degrees celsius and it was sooooo cold! It actually hurt our feet to walk the 20 centimeters from the doorstep to the pool. It's a obligatory bathing cap kinda place, and my aunt had misplaced hers (her diagnosis makes her really forgetful and disoriented) so she had to waste 10 USD for a new one. I bet tomorrow she finds her old one. I'm just the same way, even without a diagnosis, haha. We stayed in the children's pool the entire time because we couldn't bother to walk to the bigger one, and it was warm. Afterwards we went into the sauna for a quarter, that was sooooo lovely! I like the newer saunas that doesn't strangle you with steam, it's just perfect. Then we had a latte and a bite in the café. I quite like the place, it has been open for decades and has just open after a massive update. Then I taxied home after dropping off my aunt. I had forgotten to eat except that little cookie at the cafe, so I ran down to the gas station and ordered a panini. My fridge is totally empty, I suck at remembering to buy food for sundays *headdesk* So all in all, a nice, fresh day. I wish I could go swimming more oftener. Maybe when the swimming hall near me has been finished, they're restauring that one as well. 

13.11.2017 04:10:23
When you can't make lemonade you make ... Limenade!
Afroditte
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Posts: 192
Agnostica
15.11.2017 21:57:18
Afroditte

Nice

15.11.2017 21:57:18
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
18.11.2017 08:29:59
HeavenLeighBimbo

A Love/Sexual Affair is driving me INSANE.
    This woman is so perfect, except our HUGE language barrier.   
[That's the nice way of saying.....   SHE has no respect for 'MAKING-PLANS'.]
  
  My life is scheduled.....    If she want's me, and schedules me for a dating, activity......
   Being LATE, is going to cause me to be VERY 'Pissed'-Off...........  Then She Bring's her Teen Boy's, on the date I planned for us, without even asking me, if it was OK......   She SAID nothing about taking her children with us on a our DATE !!!!!!!! ,   
THEN, SHE WAS SO STUPID,  AS TO SIT IN HER HOUSE FOR 30 MINUTES MAKING A SALAD, INSTEAD OF GETTING INTO THE CAR TO TAKE HER [and her unexpected teen-aged children] to a dance Exhibition hosted by an Olympic gold medalist who runs the local dance school. [ This SERIOUSLY was her EXCUSE why she was 45 minute's late getting into a car parked outside her door......
   I just sat in the car, and had just ordered the driver to take me home, when she finally stepped outside her house to 'wave at me' to come inside her house.....
   . I REFUSED, and she sent the children out instead and they got into the car, completely UN-INVITED. She Went back inside the HOUSE.......  As I asked The Boy's What their mother was doing?   
                   [45 minute's late for the show, and 5 text message's later,BTW]
                         ENTIRELY DISRESPECTFUL to ANYONE, in my opinion...
         OMG......   I was FURIOUS !!!!    AND my GIRLFRIEND KNOWS IT.......

    I admitted her into my world and she FUCKED IT UP ROYALLY !!!     She asked FOR a DATE with me to make,  and Couldn't even be on TIME with 3 postponement's in  24 hour's and a compete CHANGE at the last second.
She is ADHD to the EXTREME, or FACEBOOK addicted, both, and a nymphomaniac with my body.
   It's the SAME insanity for her, I've discovered.
                    She has no concept in time or activities in real life......   EVEN ONE'S she plan's for, HERSELF.

  My girlfriend just   'Fucked Up' with me very BADLY.

            My revenge  was totally Bimbo,   Haha.
    I made her Teen-aged son's, Ice Cream Hot Fudge Sunday's in Waffle bowl's, in their mother's Kitchen...
        They LOVE me MORE than EVER...   haha.

    I also will never 'plan a date' for her EVER AGAIN.
  [ This is a privilege with me, she will regret losing and will be painful for her to earn, again.]

    If she want's to 'fuck me',  she will now have to PAY dearly for the honor,  and stand in LINE.  This is officially the 6th date I have planned out of 6,  that she has been late, or CHANGED, or BOTH.  All 6 date's I have planned for her, she has somehow ruined for HERSELF.   Me,,,,,, I don't care......     but I dislike wasting my time and effort's to listen to excuses why they are late by HOUR's every time.  Even Hired car's... 
     Nothing works for her to be on time for a date with me,
      but she will watch me for hours dancing on a pole, in my house.
                     Leaving her teen Boys alone for hours after school. To watch me get naked, but then tried to take them on a formal date with me, to a dance exhibition, tonight...  OMG  I am insulted, and very offended at this point as a woman.   No man would dare treat me like that,  and that a woman IS....... !!!!   OH  MY Heaven's ____    Someone's going to see an angel
 
        I no long feel the need to make any effort on her behalf to share with her my public life.......  It's a shame she chose this: with her very poor respect of my time and feeling's and effort's for her.  Oh well...... 
             She know's.......... she is quickly losing my interest NOW.
               
   She know's HOW angry she made me; because the proof was all 'time stamped' on 2 smart phone's..... 
                    and she also know's,  she was VERY wrong in this situation.......
         How will she apologize to me might be interesting !!!
                   She better do better than a man,   because I don't even put up with this sort of behavior from a 'platonic' girlfriend.
         
   I had to be the Perfect Actress tonight,  and I FAKED 3 hour's of my life , PERFECTLY.
          [My girlfriend;/s Shame,  was deadly to my heart.]
       One more woman, who's Phone is destroying her sex-life.    A pity but so common..

18.11.2017 08:29:59
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
21.11.2017 09:09:40
HeavenLeighBimbo

Text messaging is DEADLY to relationships.
I want to scream right now, but I also need to be forgiving of a very conflicted woman with a language barrier.

 Her Child could understand my text message to his mother and when translated it would have been beautiful......  I invited her to my house for holiday Cheer........  Her 10 year old son speaks and read's perfect English.   My girlfriend cant.    This lack of communication is painful to me.

Texting for her caused THIS:
  She got angry at me for decorating a Christmas tree with an 8 year old child, who showed up on my door-step, while I was I waiting for my girlfriend.  She refused to come over, because  I decorated a tree with my friend's little boy.  She chose to not call or text for 3 hour's after the invitation.   So should I PAUSE my LIFE?
      OMG.......   I'm trying so hard to NOT get very angry right NOW.....
                 NO grown woman, should be jealous of an 8 year old boy decorating a Christmas Tree  with me............

       I am VERY offended; Today by my Girlfriend.
   The situation is so STUPID and Childish......   Why would a woman be upset by my MOTHERHOOD? 
             I cannot understand it.    
       She know's my neighbor's children see me as a Step-mother................
  It's the holiday's...........     Does she expect me to abandon  little children for Christmas?
           That is to high of a price for someone to molest me with no regret's..

   No Girlfriend, is allowed to pick my friend's for me.
  My 8 Year old Friend/step-child, and a Christmas Tree, is Better than ANY adult with a SMART phone...
            Only a Woman can come up with EXCUSES via TEXT.....   Guilt?    indeed.....
                   I was disgusted with her behavior.        She Will PAY for this......................
  or walk Away........      She Fucked up Tonight..................... 
    No worries.........   She isn't the 1st to shame herself............ 
   I accept her CHILDREN...  She should accept mine.
   That she is upset by children who love me, is VERY un-fair.   They need me too.

             An Adult Female lover SHOULD understand that Children are my #1 Priority in LIFE.
     I cannot love someone that does not accept a step-child of mine.

21.11.2017 09:09:40
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
22.11.2017 02:50:06
HeavenLeighBimbo

My girlfriend;  said she was sorry for her behavior with SEX, today. 
   Even This has me------> conflicted?
  I like sex, and she is a crazy, nymphomaniac but it doesn't fix the relationship problem we have. She speaks and understand's English, but cannot READ it.....   Yet she uses TEXT Messaging with me.
 90% of Bimbo's cannot understand what I Write, so   I discourage all Text Messaging with my Real life lover   I MUST..

   I often feel like I should just stand naked and MUTE, for an amazing orgasm.
    Her obsession with my body, and a language barrier is breaking my heart.
       We want the Same thing, but cannot communicate it well because.........
  My girlfriend .............. want's sex, every time she just looks at me...........
         I never have time to just be myself...........    
My girlfriend is in love with an actress, and I don't know how to tell her that.  She has orgasm's when I just tell her about what I'm going to DO or how I feel.     It is fun for me to watch her during her climaxes.    Never have I seen a woman 'Giggle/laugh and scream all at the same time, just touching her body.

          I need time to wear clothes too.    I feel like a sex slave....  willing of course............
   but    I wish we could talk and understand each other better.......
           She only speaks to me in Spanish  during sex,  and it sounds AMAZING.
       Tease ME more.  I love wearing Dresses, and would like to go on a 'DATE'.   I just want to talk.
Then she call's and asks me how many taco's I want.

   
My real life is absurd, but if a lover want's to bring me food after molesting me......   I'm happy to smile because she is so KIND to me.       I am a Bitch and very difficult to seduce.
      .

22.11.2017 02:50:06
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
25.11.2017 00:55:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had such terrific Thanksgiving day, with my girlfriend and children.   They really like me and talk very openly to me about themselves and how they feel.   I am very impressed with a family that normally sits down together for a meal.  no cell phone's,  and no pauses in conversation.    Her 10/12 year old son's communicate perfectly with me, and because I had teen son's of my own,   I can speak to boy's in way's to groom them into man-hood.    It is very exciting to me to feel like a mother again.
  
   I asked  if she would support me and be a partner in adopting a baby.  She said yes, and being a Mexican Citizen can help us bring a child to America much more easily.  This goal is so exciting to have in a loving relationship. 
      I could never do this with ANYONE else in the entire world.   She is that good of a woman to her family and lover.

25.11.2017 00:55:12
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.11.2017 21:51:28
HeavenLeighBimbo

In all fairness to my Girlfriend,  I wanted her to see performance's from other dancer's I competed against so I player for her a few Video's from my past for her.
.   
    She never understood that what I do is for Fitness,  not sex.    She is special to me so her first experience watching me perform for her was sexual with me.  Now I'm trying to show her why I am proud of my body and mind. 
    Being an actress is hard, and even I find myself questioning who I AM when I am with my lover............. 
   I ADMIT   I tease her with sex just as I would a Man, except a woman's reaction to dancing is so much more FUN, in my opinion.
     i love seeing the reaction I get from a woman, when I slowly un-dress for her.
     I know men find me very attractive,  but a woman's love, is my most sever CHALLENGE.
    I cant just sit on my ass and look Beautiful to her.........     I Must have a personality...........
                       
I am the type of person that dislike's EVERYTHING DULL and meaningless.........
         I love a GOOD WOMAN, that make's me laugh while naked.  I'm also very Thankful she let's me be her private dancer.............    I feel very comfortable with her,  and dare to try new thing's with her, because my girlfriend has much to teach me too.       
     My girlfriend surprised me wearing a FAKE clown nose to kiss me last night.   
It was totally adorable....    No man has ever dared be "SILLY" with me........    My girlfriend is SERIOUSLY impressing me with her desire to have me body and soul.....  My resistance is futile, it seems.

             

25.11.2017 21:51:28
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To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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