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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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06.12.2017 22:43:20
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So last Thursday my little sister came to Stavanger. She works for NYX and had an event at H%M in the largest cities of Norway. The whole family was there, including my sick aunt, and it was so fun to hear my sis chatting away on the mic in her work-voice as the vlogger did some makeup on her model. I caught her in her break and she showed me the new foundation since I needed one. She said she'd send me a brush this week because it wsa supposed to fit the foundation. I had to leave early though, since I had a Spanish class. This weekend we visited another of my aunts. She and her hubby bought a cabin earlier this year, and now that they has got it just as they want it they invited us to stay over the weekend. She invited me first, and later my mom and her hubby got invited as well. I drove with them, and when we had parked my uncle came down to lead us to the cottage, pluss carying some bags and helping me. I am not good with snow, so I needed an arm and a person making sure I didn't fall into a scary hole or something. Later he told me that the walk was 20 min long but I had been so preoccupied with the snow that it felt more like 5 :D The cottage was amazing, very nice, but cooooooold! I'm happy our cottage is so easy to heat up lol. We basically sat chatting and drinking all day, and my aunt made some kinda chicken stew that tasted amazing. I managed to beat the new Pokemon Ultra Sun game, even beat Giovanni's Mega Mewtwo with my ordinary Primarina lol. On Sunday we started for home around 2 pm. 

So that's basically the happenings for the last week, my mother and I made Christmas cookies a week and a half ago, so now I jusst have to dodge the temptetion of eating them all :D

06.12.2017 22:43:20
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07.12.2017 00:00:45
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That is such a Cute Story ^ ^.    I could feel the story because I also live around snow and cabin's.....   I think I would Love Norway, and it's people/culture.......    Your stories really remind me of my German Grandparent's,  and family gathering when I was just a small child........           A good story always creates fond memories in the reader.....

   I am very grateful that you share your life, like this.

07.12.2017 00:00:45
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10.12.2017 02:09:12
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I have so much I want to write about but it will sound completely insane.....   I've fallen in love will an illegal resident in America.
  I'm glad that she admitted the truth to me, after being with her for the last 3 months, but this news has my mind in a total war with my heart.  Her story of how and why she came to America is one of the most frightening, and pointless reasons to live in a constant state of worry.
   She risked her life with human smugglers, and paid 8000 USD, just to visit her mother in New York City.   3 months later her mother moved back to Mexico, but she stayed, to go on an Extended Holiday in the USA.  She smuggled over 40,000 USD of her own money so it turned into a very long holiday when she got pregnant and had a baby with an American man.
   She is a very wealthy woman in Mexico, and only stays in America because her children are American citizens.   So she lives the life of a criminal in America.  She is always shopping for clothes and re-decorating her home.
      She actually would like to go back to Mexico, but cant leave America, till her kid's turn 18.

      I am totally in shock, and never expected a woman like her to chase after me for casual sex. 
      Now after being with her for 3 months, it's turning into love, but now I feel her  'Fear' of not being able to live a life in the OPEN, like I can.  
   To make matters worse,  I can't go to Mexico with her, because  I am the prime subject 'Type' for kidnapping in Mexico...
   She admits it too....   She has seen and heard the talk among her 'people'  when they see us together......  
        I don't mean to sound vain,  but it is a fact of my life that does cause me a lot of problem's, especially with Mexican men.
   It is possible to be to attractive, and my girlfriend has noticed how much attention I get in public places.  She actually laughs and point's out people who she catches looking at my body when they think I'm not watching....
  It also make's her so NERVOUS, to suddenly be put in a spotlight in public with me, because she has absolutely no ID or Paper's at all.  She is really bad when I drive my 'working car' and park 'illegally' { in an unusual manner } which I do almost everywhere I go, because my car has special privilege's.   She just doesn't understand this part of my life, and the relationship I have with the police.  I have had many Mexicans run away when they see me turn down a street driving that car, and my girlfriend willing get's in it for me.    OMG, what the Hell is happening to my life?.  It's become EXCITING again, to lose myself in her culture and experience a Whole New Life from an entirely new perspective.

         This is just CRAZY !!!!
    She is the perfect woman for me.
  Is Love Blind ?    Maybe I'll save that for another Chapter in my book of life.

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14.12.2017 07:49:40
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Tomorrow,  my girlfriend is taking me to Las Vegas USA on holiday.   I am very nervous about this.

  It is like visiting my past sins and everything I ran AWAY from.......    But she want's to go there,  and saying NO to her invitation was impossible for me......     
             I really don't want to go,   but...................      My girlfriend's needs me to leave my Heavenly-home to go to HELL with her.
        :/  Las Vegas.......   OMG    Why ME?
                 A Paid Actress......   in love with her friend, and she want's to see what happen's at a formal event with me.
                                     This party, has even me VERY Nervous, because I know I will be shown off like a trophy, and I really hate it when that happens.   My girlfriend bought me 4 compete outfit's for every day we will be there.   This is how serious she is about "making me perfect" in the eye's of her Mexican culture.  I'm not sure what is all going on with this,  but she has a total fascination with dressing me like  she wishes she could.........   
Taking me to this family party seems to be very IMPORTANT to her.  so much so,   I will ENDURE being her TROPHY and hopefully act as she desire's.   With no Script in mind......

           I keep reminding myself,  that my girlfriend is still seeing me as perfect..........   
   Eventually she will see me be a HUMAN-Bitch.........   
   Maybe in 4 day's....   HAHA 
    Never take a Mountain-Girl away from her freedom and weapon's, and place her in a CITY,without drastic consequences.
   I have little tolerance for American 'CITY', IGNORANCE.
   Going to Las Vegas for me, is going HOME...........    The last thing I wish to DO..........
  [is] Be with MY people, and expose an innocent girlfriend, to my past.
       This is going to be a very complicated trip............  to say the least.
    
          My comfort Zone, does not include cities I have danced Naked In.   
   Not exactly my preferred Holiday destination, but   I can open some very interesting 'Door's;.....   if so inclined.
             ???   possibilities        ???
    To many possibilities to Laugh OR cry.........   and this is the FLAVOR of LIFE........
     I don't know what will happen tomorrow in my REAL LIFE.   But I will always be a Bimbo.

         

14.12.2017 07:49:40
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09.01.2018 06:12:30
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Ahhhhhh...   a break up Story :   Haha 
 I knew Going to Las Vegas with her was going to END IT....... 
                                 I warned her, that it was a very bad city for me to be in......  She forced me, [willingly]
   I'm not sure why it doesn't bother me more ? 
   But I'm actually amused by the total predictability of Modern Women.
..............
     I should never let a woman try to Buy Me, with Money.......    It was fun for a while,  but money and gift's, doesn't interest me for long.   Once I began to Protest, she couldn't understand what I wanted......  Her obsession with photographing me totally irritated me,  but I let her.........   with fake smile's, because this WAS HER ADVENTURE to have..... 
  ( she had to see it for herself ). and I deemed myself a 'Prop' for her to use.

  She didn't know, who I was in Las Vegas, and so I tried a different personality with her...... 
                  So I literally was an actress for her. Indulging every 'Whim' of hers while shopping.  /To the point I had the real sale's people in the store's gathering for the show ..../  
c  _ _______   
    I can 'narrate' a clothing Store, much better than soft music and teen-aged girls with acne, ever can. 
  I paid for what I wanted, to hold a cute shopping bag, and it was simple......... 
                                        Then she tried to out-spend me, ON ME !!!!!   and I laughed at her;
 [sort of] in a way............  respectfully.....  but what need do I have for trinket's from a CITY I ran away FROM/ Local/ and HATE.
   I was very accepting and tolerant ,  but  when she began using her money  ----->       I felt BADLY.......    
   I began to REFUSE gift's from her.    OMG,   She was totally offended by me asking her to just drink Tea with me. 
          It was all I wanted at the moment.

      A grown woman totally tossed a FIT, because I spent a day telling her I wanted NOTHING while shopping.
  I bet None Of you Readers ever was upset about someone spending Money on YOU.......   BUT I WAS.........
      No woman, needs to spend a fortune, to share my friendship..   I wasn't going to allow her, no matter our relationship.   I'm not a woman who needs to be showered with gift's.......     I suppose some would, but......   I already have \Everything/.....   How do you tell someone you LOVE,   that FACT.

     Then  the Silent Treatment began...........    Her Cell Phone and Facebook SILENCED Her in her Outrage.
  Every Male Friend of hers on Facebook,, was offering her attention, and advising her that I was an un-grateful Bitch. 
  She must break up with me to be happy?
        A fight about Money is so predictable, and I knew her habit's were going to cause a problem with me. 
   
Smart Phone's do not make people SMART,  and money doesn't buy happiness..... 
           
 Both are addiction's, that seem worse than a drug/substance, addiction to me.    I let her try for a little while, but eventually her behavior began to disgust me.   She wouldn't Stop trying to buy my affection.    It was interesting for me to see just how different women are from men in the situation of dating me in my old Home-Town of strip club's.............

    Let's just say,  A woman was the MUCH WORSE DATE POSSIBLE.

  Then got angry because she reversed the role ..   I had to see if she could just be a simple Human........   
                                         [Could she put away a 'Smart Phone' Away for a few hour's?]
      NO,  she couldn't-----> so I talked to REAL People instead.
                 She totally turned into an addict in withdraw.    Totally unable to 'Think' for herself. 
  Unable to sit still,  or even have a human conversation,  just because I asked her to leave her 'Phone' in the car for a day.
    Not even a few Hours Past, before she was going Mentally Insane without her Smart Phone !!!!
          How can a person deal with an addiction like this?  [*** with NO history of drug abuse and totally sober the entire Holiday]
    I've seen drug addicts needing a fix, and her reaction to the loss of a cell phone was   ....... Insane compared to them.
   
  Money and Smart Phone's,  just doesn't seem worth my time, anymore...........
        I'm also so surprised, that something so silly could ruin a very good relationship and SEX.
   I thought a mature woman could handle a relationship with me , but her mental abilities seemed to be that of a child,  the moment she didn't have a Smart-Phone in reach........
         Good Bye.....    Sex with a Jealious Zombie is not very attractive to me........

   I wish I could understand why she could not talk to me like a Human in Real life and found more comfort in texting other people, the entire time we were on holiday............       
           Her behavior was what I would have expected from a self absorbed, child. 
  Totally selfish, and existing, in a FAKE-world.
          [and] The Actress was was not interested in her money............   ahhh   Poor BABY.
She actually was calling me 'BABY' in public OMG !!!!!  You have no idea how offended I was....  "baby______ pose,
                                                                           [for a facebook page]"
       Las Vegas is where I earned My Wealth.....  Young and Naked, and totally STUPID....
                        Why would I enjoy a trip to Hell? ----> to be treated like a prostitute by a woman?

    And that could only be Chapter 1.....   OMG         I caused a minor PUBLIC sensation in the city ......
            I had fun with my Fan's.....  ......      Just walking the 'Main Street', was an adventure in 'Pure Attention'.......
   Dressed to cute, in a 'summer outfit', just before Christmas was STUNNING.
    Even the 'poverty Girls/ street performer's were offering me money for a Photograph with them...... 
                        I overwhelmed her with MY People TOO
            Free to the Bold, and beautiful ................
   The most fun 'Break-up Date',    You could ever DREAM OF......
   I lived True to myself...............

                  My EX.....   will not be so happy for the rest of her life.....   and   I can only pity her.......     
                 She is that damaged as a human,  I consider her mental disabled and there is not much hope for her to recover from her addiction to Smart-Phone's and facebooking. 
           Her brain is Dead.     Being made Aware of her Flaws, was HER mistake, and never needed to happen..........
    She trusted her Smart Phone, and it made her Miserable.
                  I'm not a Digital Doll.....   I just play one, in Bimboland's.
         

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17.01.2018 03:18:41
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It's tough keeping a diary when, Stuck in a 'shift cycle'.  I lose track of what day's and night's are, in the winter.

For Example:
  Just Now, after my last 8 Hour's "on Call" :  I was going to write to Bimboland's.
               instead >  I hear a knock at my door_ _ _
Two Samoan Boys arrived at my house,' Both Barefoot, and one Shirt-less' after walking 1/2 km @ 0 C'.
              One Cell-Report, from a concerned citizen is all it take's to END a Family in this situation in a city environment. 
   I was totally shocked !!!!!     In modern America you see News report's of children taken away from parent's over a call to 911 and the MEDIA, for MUCH LESS !!! 

   Rural America, is a Little more Sane,  I would like to think. [?]
         The temperature alone, worried me the most. But these boy's [8,10], have done this behavior for 3 year's that I'm aware of...........
        What did I do ?   
        I played a game of Flash-card's of the multiplication-Table....
   AND THEY GIGGLED and had FUN with me, as they warmed Up, and showed me their new hair-cut's.
   Yes,   My Life is ReallY this absurd, in the 'Blessed part's' of wealthy, USA.  

    OMG,   'God' has Really been Playing with me these past couple of months...
   Setting me up, for some very unusual situation's, to the benefit of humanity.
'all', while totally crushing my soul.

        Every thing I seem to do, seems to point me in the direction of teaching children, again...  and something I find very difficult to do as an evangelist, trained in a religious school.   Yet, tonight I saw two boy's put down modern, media, because:
                "the Mother" told them too,  as a punishment ! "     They do this Often :
                                                      {And I've seen the 'Fight's over video-game's."}

  Then they came to my House, showing up with NO WARNING or phone-call from my neighbor/friend/mother..... 
 in the dead of Winter..........
   Her Children, were__________________________
   To learn Math, with Me........... nearly Naked.........         
     
   Even Just the Fact's,,,, are INSANE....
                   What is Tolerance?    I should be out-raged- right now as a MOTHER, 
  but I stay silent, because ......   A child is better with a mother,, than a government social service, and bureaucracy.
   Jackie is also my best friend......    Her children come to me for 'rescue', and she KNOW'S IT. 

         Now where was my original topic I was going to write about before going to 'Class' ?

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18.01.2018 05:21:48
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Even ,'re-reading my own post' shocks me.    Especially after reading the National News/Fake New's of America.
      I know my stories are real......   yet why is the rest of the world , killing each-other over ;
                                                                    love,greed and sex?

Secondly :   Why is everyone afraid to talk about real issue's that threaten HUMANITY,
 and only submit to being a 'Victim' all of the time?
       Vitim's of circumstance, would be a Thread I would like to Make for ADULT Bimbo's to share stories.....  if they could...
                                    .in the age of 'Fake Live's and twitter-education, and a life spent connected to a 'Matrix',of confusion  ....
             All Lost ......   because so very Few Human's can even " WRITE " anymore.............
         

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23.01.2018 09:29:09
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I have Immersed myself IN WORK.......   
              The Study of DEATH and 'Foolish Decision' making.....
  Being an Adviser to Fool's....... is PAINFUL..............
      I had to Study a Report, of a Woman's Death Today.......
[real-life].....
         It disturbed me........  so much, _____  that I can Understand why Certain Detail's are withheld from the PUBLIC.....
    ?   Why would a Woman fly an Airplane into the Ground, with 2 other legally Qualified Pilot's on Board ??????
  Controlled Fight into Terrain is always the EXCUSE..   Pilot ERROR....  The instructor was 81 year's old [F]
                                    and it just Piss's me OFF.       Then I read the autopsy report's.......  and GOT MORE ANGRY....

   Would you like to be trained by an 81 year old Female Flight Instructor?
   OMG   her phone Call to Check the Weather for the flight was.......... Childish. 
                           And a 45[f]Student, and her Husband DIED, a horrible DEATH because an 81 Year old woman was 'Put in Charge' of an Airplane. As the most qualified licence holder.   Instructions to fly into a BOX canyon that no small aircraft can survive IN........   Suicide By Instructor????????????
           I SCREAMED   just reading the written statement's from the Local police ...............................
 
    Pure Pilot ERROR, and Blood/brain matter splattered..... Freaks me OUT..........  I was DISTURBED.......  so MUCH  I HAD TO------- >
         I flew the Route :According to GPS data, and with pre-programmed Weather to the DAY of the DEATHS,   and had No Problem's what so Ever.......        A totally avoidable accident.....

       However,   I have Nearly CRASHED a Cessna 172XP TOO....... on a simple Landing in a sever Thunderstorm with a 30' crosswind... component, 
              It was the most UGLY REJECTED, landing I EVER REFUSED to DO...... and was LUCKY to Survive IT,  and still landed after a second try..... Shaking like a Leaf on a tree....   Pure FEAR feeling like a LEAF at the mercy of a STORM.

    What bother's me the most,  is reading the CRASH  report's from my LOCAL area........
                  It reminds me to be Careful....... 
 Such a simple concept,   but there was NOTHING 3 pilot-rated passenger's could DO,
         The Moment a woman took Off, from an Idaho Airport.   Death WAS CERTAIN

   Drive a Automobile:
     Baby-Gurl with your Phone in hand and TEXTING............. 2 dimension's of control and HOPEFULLY a seat-belt, and YOU DON'T Kill an Innocent................
           OMG     The Photos and offical report's disturbed me very BADLY........ 
           Seat Belt's, were as meaningless as the Combined total EXPERIENCE of 40,000 hour's of Flight TIME of the occupant's. and certified pilot's that DIED. 
            Crushed into the side of a mountain, so violently only the Pilot's 'Earring's' were recovered.....  OMG......
                         154 KPH...... at the point of Impact.
   CAR's go faster..... 
                        Yet, TEXTER'S might have an Organ LEFT to DONATE to the LIVING, while driving a CAR_into a disaster-.
   [ Pure OPINION in a PUB ]
   I had a difficult WORK  week........   People couldn't seem to drive car's safely this week and made me respond 3 time's to accident's within 2 KM of my front door.     Messy and TOTALLY STUPID...... 
       I actually LAUGHED at a Male DRIVER of a 2018 Dodge Charger....... That was at FAULT..... 
                                    I was NOT NICE removing that ASS-HOLE.  Drunk DRIVER'S Irritate ME.
                    His car was SAFE,  and Didn't Allow me to let him Bleed to DEATH. 
                                                       I would have IGNORED HIM, if possible..    He was, 'That Much of a WASTE' of Human-life.
   The world would be better...........  without a common 'RICH' PUNK.
   It BOTHERS me to THINK like THAT......   but  I have little respect for Drunk's Driving 'super' Car's and causing SERIOUS crashes. by Speeding and ignoring Traffic signal's.  Dodge Charger's are an AMAZING WORK of mechanical engineering.
                        It saved the Drunk- Driver's LIFE.

   The Children and MOTHER, in the other van were treated with TOTAL TENDERNESS, by me and everyone else involved in the rescue.   I felt Human, un-buckling babies, and putting them into heated-stranded CAR's that couldn't move..... 
  An EXTREME situation......... The Local 'Religious'  PUBLIC helped me SOLVE.....
        "SCREAM", in the PUB....... 
   God Bless, the MOTHERS and Father's, in my Religious community.   They helped save Live's this week.
   I cried the moment I GOT HOME... 
                               It was a VERY bad WEEK for Motorist's/ Smart-phone User's//////
 None died, but they will be forever scared by the DAMAGES to Bodies....   :(

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24.01.2018 03:36:57
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My BEST friend Jackie,
         has Me going INSANE......
    She totally played a Joke on me Today, and  Caught me as an IDIOT.......
   My best friend handed me a DOLL...... exactly the weight and feature's of a NEWBOURN......
   When She told me the doll was Anatomical Correct,   I was afraid to OPEN THE,  Nappy, on a DOLL
   It Looked like a BOY to me,  in CLOTHES..........   OMG this Doll with a Hideous Hair-Cut   was a GIRL

   I was told the doll was a 'Gift'   but OMG.........       I could see myself HOLDING IT.   Perfect in dimension's, and Pose......
      I found Myself TOTALLY Jealous, of a 2 Year old Girl and Her AWESOME DOLL
....   Today was Bizarre for Me.........    I want to \DATE/ a Married woman, and her baby-daughter......
   Just as friend's   but I know I drive her INSANE with LUST.........
         We actually got into a BABY powder 'fight while changing her daughter's Nappy.......    LOLROF........   
  Smack...  in Pure White Powder....   and I screamed at Jackie to NOT put the baby- Powder in her daughters Vagina........
   OMG, it is so Un-healthy,,,,,,,,   but....   I'm NOT the Mother.   gurrrrrr

   Even a diaper-change BOTHER'S me when it is not done Properly..............
   'Tie-Tie' has Known me from inside Jackies BELLY....   I have an obsession with  our BABY,  only girl-friend's can have.....
     She is beautiful...   and her Daughter, is Totally ' MY BIMBO '    Just shy of 3 year's old,   and 'She' has been learning my body movement's......
   She did the most cute Poses today, without any coaching     !!!!!
   A Pure Natural.........     It was BEAUTIFUL to get to play with a BABY and mother today........
     I Need Jackie in my Life....   even Married.     I lust over HER.........     Then she hand's me her BABY....   and all is perfect..............    OMG...   I Started my period today, and wonder if it was caused by holding A treasured BABY IN MY life.......
 My thin figure actually make's me very 'irregular'.......
    In my whole life,  I've never had a scheduled Period.   But always wanted MORE children...   so I didn't care......
  In my 30 year's of sexual activity,  I've never used Birth-control.
        I want a baby.........
   I seriously wish Women would STOP Killing, THEM.....
   Give me a CHILD PLEASE !!!!!!!     
   The Child will be Blessed to be a Princess.........
[personally]   I HATE menstruation......
   I feel like a failure?    Weird?    Or BABY orientated ?     I wished I KNEW MYSELF a bit BETTER !!!

  " Tie-Tie" Tie-Anne, actually is MY ANGEL......
   I love her, and her mother so MUCH...... yet, TOTALLY despise,   A worthless piece of Shit of a Man,  who has spent the past YEAR in Prison..... the MAN in Jackies, Life...... will do Drug's and sell them AGAIN.     There is NO FIXING addiction's.........
   It is his CULTURE...    I Even watched the man go to prison 3 times because he BECOME'S a FOOL around a Pill...

    Tie- Tie, at age 2 calls me MICA.....Her older brother's call me a Loving Step- mother. "Mommy"   
They don't even call their own mother THAT. NAME...........    I didn't teeach it.....   it just happened in the mind's of Neglected Boy's........................      They Adore ME as the Bitch who has rule's they MUST FOLLOW,   Dressing Jackie in a Wedding dress and Putting her into a Limousine was the Most Difficult MOMENT   I've ever Endured....... A Party of 1....   I refused to go to the wedding., but made her GORGEOUS,, for 6 hours....   Her body was tenderly 'cared- for' as a Bride........
            I Love touching HER, and her smile/////  Poverty shouldn't be as SEXY as Jackie IS........

 and Candy......  
   OMG....   talking about THE Babies makes me CRY.......   Jackie and I could be amazing together...... 
                                         If the FATE's allowed it....
              

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08.02.2018 01:44:25
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Jackie made me laugh today, with how STUPID her children ARE.....
   The PERFECT story of an American FAILURE of Feminism.  
        So many value's, OF what motherhood, and parental duty have been forgotten the age of DISCONNECTION TO REAL LIFE IN FAVOR OF MEDIA.      
While Jackie TEXTED ------->

  Her son; today decided to break GLASS   on the Highway....   Putting EVERY DRIVER at RISK of DEATH.......
   An American Boy of 8 year's old , decided it was FUN to throw GLASS bottles at automobile's.   
            Where do children learn this behavior?
   Not from his Mother......   She made him stand in the road  cleaning up GLASS........
        I supported her,  by closing the Road and keeping her son SAFE while cleaning up a ROAD FOR EVERYONE.
        Jackie's Embarrassment at her SONS behavior,   is TOTALLY EXPECTED. (by me).....
   Her son was going to clean up the Road, and I gave him safety while he DID IT..... 
                    EVERY piece of GLASS, this child "Cleaned UP" with Jackie his mother Kicking his ASS, as my Pretty Police. Light's Flashed in the Back-ground....    Jackie DIDN'T like such attention,   but SHE GOT the Message :
         Having SEX with Criminal's, doesn't make very good, LITTLE BABY BOYS.
    I made my Best Friend Cry TODAY.
          AND   I WILL do it AGAIN.

 To protect the Innocent Tourist's who don't deserve such CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR FROM AMERICAN CHILDREN.
      Jackie only did the 'RIGHT-thing' the moment she noticed it was HER OWN CAR, that was going to suffer the most damage from her Son's Behavior..........
               I just warned her, of DANGER and took a step back,   and watched............
                                                     A disaster of Motherhood........ 
                                                   The making of a 'killer' is never pleasant to watch.

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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