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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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supahbimbo
Level 55
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Agnostica
31.10.2019 03:48:48
supahbimbo

An embarrasing story. Chocolate milk causes me to get the runs. I was in Kangaroo Island a beautiful island in South Australia when I was a kid. Earlier in the day I had chocolate milk and I went to a tourist spot. I needed the toilet and it was probably 500 meters away my father said I wasn't gonna make it to the toilet which was true. I was in the toilet which was just a toilet with no plumbing. I was cleaning the best I could then of course when we get back to the place we were staying at I would have a shower. The toilet didn't lock and some guy tried entering the toilet. I tried stopping him then he said Andrew did you have an accident? I said I wasn't Andrew and he apologized. It was pretty embarrassing.

31.10.2019 03:48:48
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
31.10.2019 04:10:59
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ok,   I got a embarrassing toilet accident too.
  I was 8 year's old,  and in Germany.   [My first time to my mother's and fathers homeland, being raised as an American child......}   I didn't know any better......   Haha. 
  So we were at some beautiful flower-garden place....   very fancy, and all.   I needed to pee very badly,  and remembered the way to the 'restroom'..... 
 I cut the line of people waiting.... 
 past the security woman,  and into the the actual toilet,  and peed.......
   as I was about to leave,   the security woman began to arrest me....
  I started to cry, not knowing why this woman was holding my arms......
  Just then,  my mother rushed up and paid 25, 'pfennigs' to the police woman.....
Then she let me go.........
     My very first CRIME was peeing in Germany, at a toll-toilet.........  Age 8
Fined, even.......... the equivalent of 0.05 USD.
   A pay to use toilet..... ?   What the f*uck is up with THAT?
    I never even imagined such places existed................

31.10.2019 04:10:59
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supahbimbo
Level 55
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Posts: 2630
Agnostica
31.10.2019 04:24:44
supahbimbo

Oh there are places like that. I don't see any in Australia but the toilets here are nasty I only go toilet in public if it's urgent.

31.10.2019 04:24:44
supahbimbo
Level 55
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Posts: 2630
Agnostica
31.10.2019 04:25:16
supahbimbo

Also I want to visit Germany lucky bitch

31.10.2019 04:25:16
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
31.10.2019 04:33:34
HeavenLeighBimbo

Our rural bathrooms/toilet's in the wilderness would amuse you so much...   They are actually very nice and pleasant.....   a hole in the ground with air-freshener....   
What make's me laugh is the signs for Chinese tourist's.
   REAL sign's in the wilderness :   Related image


31.10.2019 04:33:34
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
31.10.2019 04:33:57
HeavenLeighBimbo



31.10.2019 04:33:57
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
31.10.2019 04:34:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

Related image

31.10.2019 04:34:39
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.10.2019 04:35:33
HeavenLeighBimbo



31.10.2019 04:35:33
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.10.2019 04:37:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

Guess what.....   
Sh*t and trash is still so bad,  I bring my own toilet into the mountain's, before I use one given to the tourist's to use for free..........

31.10.2019 04:37:39
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 2630
Agnostica
31.10.2019 04:42:20
supahbimbo

That's hilarious especially the fishing sign. Seriously it's not hard to go toilet.

31.10.2019 04:42:20

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