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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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31.10.2019 01:03:24
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31.10.2019 01:03:24
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HeavenLeighBimbo
31.10.2019 01:05:21
HeavenLeighBimbo
Styled and Jerked Wickedness.
Steamed and Jellied Wombat's...
Steamed Jelly-bears in White-sauce.

   The internet has certainly made a mess of language.   A regression, not progress.....

31.10.2019 01:05:21
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31.10.2019 01:06:47
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Social Justice Warrior,  an Oxymoron too.   Hahahaaaaa
  Good one !!!!!     Such a JOKE is priceless.

31.10.2019 01:06:47
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31.10.2019 01:11:57
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I hate those people so much. I mean you can have your own opinion but going out in the world trying to get others to agree with your opinions and beliefs is what pisses me off. I love meat and no vegan is going to stop me from eating meat.

Also climate change activists should not be trying to stop pollution in their own country. China and India is where they should go. They cause the most pollution. However I don't care for climate change real or not.

31.10.2019 01:11:57
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31.10.2019 01:32:20
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So-called,"climate change" is the perfect excuse for everything wrong in the world.
  All that is required is more government,  more money in the form of taxation, and more laws, at the expense of the freedom's of real people.  All the while,  The government still flys one important person on jet's. Hollywood elitist's, fly private jet's to complain about pollution at a global warming conference. Hypocrites, every single one of them !!!!
             The military fly's training mission's doing nothing at all for 5000 usd per hour, per plane, and bomb's blow up on digital target's.   and 'mother-nature' itself uses her volcano's and spews out more carbon in a single event than all of human's since  the dawn of time in a single blast.......

31.10.2019 01:32:20
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31.10.2019 01:34:52
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I agree you can try and stop people which I still think is impossible so why bother trying to change the world. But volcanos and storms you can't stop so they are still around and will eventually happen.

31.10.2019 01:34:52
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HeavenLeighBimbo
31.10.2019 02:56:32
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In reply to ^....
Because if you post to Twitter,  You are the moral majority.   LOLROF.
   12% of American's are now the moral authority on all thing's in the media for the world....
  12 % of the most stupid people on the entire plant, now decides the policy for the world to live by.
   If you look at the American press,  journalist's now use 'tweet's as documentation, and proof of concept.
 12%...  and those tweet's are written by children, who still live in a parent's home, and has been educated by socialist school's, without any knowledge of actual HISTORY or life skills.
 12% of the stupidest American children are fooling the entire world.....   As an American Adult,  I just giggle at it.....
   Garbage in ='s garbage out....   the ultimate recycling program, that even Hitler would approve of.
  What is news anymore?  but regurgitated nonsense.....
       I always wanted a thread of ridiculous, FALSE headline's in the real News Media.........   
It proved to be to huge to even do for me, because so many people believe in lie's and false narratives. 
    So I abandoned the project.   The 12% of American Twitter users are vocal,  but so stupid they still live in their parent's basement like mole's......  Who am I to argue with them about REAL- LIFE?   Now journalist's are so lazy they just copy and paste 'Tweet's'.  Then publish them as FACTS..........
   They are the one's happy,   Right?
   'Tweeting' about your misery and actually doing something about it is 2 very different things.
  I gave up on politic's.....  and spend my money now on 'beans-bullet's and beer.'
  Retirement is fun,  watching the Youth destroy themselves, using Twitter and Facebook. 
              12% of stupid goes a long way in 2019.  Better than any paper/ money could ever have done, pre-internet-age.

31.10.2019 02:56:32
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31.10.2019 02:58:07
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It sucks but what can you do about it?

31.10.2019 02:58:07
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HeavenLeighBimbo
31.10.2019 03:20:07
HeavenLeighBimbo
Bean's bullet's and Beer.........   Seriously....
  OK my survival kit is actually very detailed.   It also involves other human being's...
  Warriors trained and supplied with weapons.  My son's.    I can only do so much as a women a few year's past her prime-days......
  I kicked their asses,  and educated them in tactical life.   I gave them weapon's and trained them to use them.   They hunt and can forage,  and still have the education, to build modern-day equipment from scratch.........\
        I made them electrician's and master mechanics and beautiful men any woman would want to have a baby with. 
 This is what a WOMAN can do for the next generation........ 
 F*ck tweeting for a change.....   Haha,  actually sound's like a slogan for Life ?

31.10.2019 03:20:07
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supahbimbo
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Agnostica
supahbimbo
31.10.2019 03:25:12
supahbimbo
If the world was destroyed and I survived I would have no idea how to survive. I would die.

31.10.2019 03:25:12

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