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RP Board: We are all Grandmas at the bingo parlor

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180
Created
17.12.2020
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Hyperpussy
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35834
Reputation: 18579
Posts: 286
Atheista
25.04.2021 03:01:09
Hyperpussy

The lodge is particularly loud this afternoon some old hag has brought her sticky grandchild who is left unattended by the snack table irritated by his obnoxious behavior I begin throwing my bingo chips at him full speed 

25.04.2021 03:01:09
Me, coming to fucking GET you

Ailenne
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25811
Reputation: 12830
Posts: 136
Freethinkerland
25.04.2021 12:55:27
Ailenne

Darn youths, putting their sticky hands everywhere!

25.04.2021 12:55:27

CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227755
Reputation: 314054
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
01.05.2021 16:27:32
CinnamonSugar

Ow!
I think a bingo chip hit me.

01.05.2021 16:27:32
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Ailenne
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25811
Reputation: 12830
Posts: 136
Freethinkerland
01.05.2021 17:17:14
Ailenne

Sorry!

01.05.2021 17:17:14

beewing
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10245
Reputation: 6246
Posts: 44
Atheista
20.05.2021 01:09:10
beewing

help can someone help me find my bingo card i lost it and i left my glasses at home :(

20.05.2021 01:09:10

Mortis
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1715
Reputation: 1170
Posts: 4
Secville
14.06.2021 13:36:08
Mortis

After hearing “B-36!” Shouted from the stand, I get up, furiously flipping my bingo card into the air, causing the chips to fly everywhere.
the room goes silent and everyone looks at me as a mutter under my breath,
”Bingo.”

14.06.2021 13:36:08
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Catrysse
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2060
Reputation: 1795
Posts: 21
Secville
07.08.2021 23:56:58
Catrysse

"What!?" I yell with my hearing aid turned off. "Judy, I can't hear the caller! These kids don't know how to speak up anymore! How can I win if they don't speak up!?"

07.08.2021 23:56:58
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CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227755
Reputation: 314054
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
08.08.2021 17:55:53
CinnamonSugar

I think they whisper on purpose, so we can't win.

08.08.2021 17:55:53
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space_pirate666
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 147437
Reputation: 38530
Posts: 912
Antitheocra
13.09.2021 11:30:08
space_pirate666

'We must introduce our rules into their game. I want to win, so let`s adapt, who is with me?'

13.09.2021 11:30:08
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CloudCreme
Level 7
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 287
Reputation: 330
Posts: 5
Atheista
23.10.2021 08:41:09
CloudCreme

Do you remember my nephew Jerry? He went and had another darn kid, everybody is having so many children these days! Back in my day we couldn’t afford all those kids. I think my dentures just fell onto my bingo board, whoopsie daisy

23.10.2021 08:41:09
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