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Salacious Scandal! /FTL state contest 11.09. - 20.09.2024.

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66
Created
11.09.2024
Author
Blecky89
HayleeBlue
Level 156
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3018548
Reputation: 113497
Posts: 258
Freethinkerland
14.09.2024 10:07:55
HayleeBlue

HayleeBlue
HayleeBlue was recently seen stumbling drunk out of Memories Nightclub with a mysterious older man, and was seemingly unaware or unconcerned that her top clearly coundn't contain her! She was then witnessed to have stumbled over into a puddle laughing and slurring the the words "I'm into older men atm innit bruv!!!"
(canniiiii, u know ya gurl would love a banner please heh)

14.09.2024 10:07:55
cannabisbimbo
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1366111
Reputation: 83592
Posts: 240
Freethinkerland
14.09.2024 18:27:40
cannabisbimbo

LEAKED SEX TAPE SHATTERS NEWLYWED BLISS?
Adult content creater Cannabisbimbo says she was "completely blind-sighted" when leaked copies of her newest project in collaboration with fellow adult star Big Frank, Birthday Girl, spread like wild fire across the internet this week. We assume Cannabisbimbo's new husband and high profile adult film producer Merv DePerv isn't happy about it either- sources close to the media mogul say he wasn't aware of the collaboration happening before the tape leaked. To add insult to injury, when Big Frank was asked in a recent podcast interview if he's the better lover, he laughed and replied, "well obviously, yes." Cannabisbimbo tells Exposed Weekly, "My husband and I are a team, and we aren't letting this come between us. We just want to make sure people know that the best way to support my work is to visit www.xxximbofans.com/CBsWorldxxx." 
cannabisbimbo 

14.09.2024 18:27:40
waah
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 84116
Reputation: 51688
Posts: 782
Freethinkerland
15.09.2024 00:38:22
waah

halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)
waah wrote: (original post HERE)i lovee this ♡♡♡ ♡ HOT NEWS: Up-and-coming model waah is under investigation after evidence emerged that she ALLEGEDLY ran over her ex boyfriend with a million-dollar car while intoxicated-and she...
lol ily

15.09.2024 00:38:22

liveangel
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18121448
Reputation: 359422
Posts: 3590
Antitheocra
15.09.2024 11:46:48
liveangel

Has Liveangel's drinking gone too far? This Friday, Liveangel was spotted falling on the concrete outside The Founders Inn Pub and skinning her knees. After getting back up on her feet, she stumbled to her car and argued with her security chauffeur, yelling "The night's still young! I'll know when I want to home, and that time is not yet!" and demanding to be driven to Memories nightclub before puking over the side of her convertible. As of press time, Liveangel's representatives could not be reached for comment.
liveangel
Big thanks to Blecky for hosting this contest. I'd love to have a banner!

15.09.2024 11:46:48

The KnockAround
Level 74
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 322596
Reputation: 92154
Posts: 265
Freethinkerland
15.09.2024 15:00:40
The KnockAround

TMZ is reports The Knockaround and his new friend Bunni LeFey partying at Double Dicks Lounge last Saturday night.
The former Himbo of the Year and the voluptuous bimbo left in a cab together where she immediately straddled him as they drove off.
Rumors continue to be circulate whether Bunni has had a slight weight gain or if The Knockaround is the cause of a possible baby bump?
The KnockAround
What do you think? Sound off in the comments below.

Big thanks to Blecky and Cannabis for great them:

15.09.2024 15:00:40

“Turn my mic up louder, I got to say something. Lightweights step it aside when we come in...”
- the Real BAMF (rip)

Bunni_LeFaye
Level 35
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 31864
Reputation: 13826
Posts: 694
Reasonopia
15.09.2024 15:04:47
Bunni_LeFaye

Oh no! Caught in 4K! What can I say, I’m a lightweight drinker. I suppose I owe you all an explanation…

One “sex on the beach,” and I was sloshed. I get very…”helpful”…when I’m drunk. This night, I “helped” TK in the bathroom. This pic…may have been taken after I allegedly came out of the bathroom and took my top off. TK was generous enough to stop me dancing topless on the bar, and drive me to his place to “sleep it off.”

Bunni_LeFaye

15.09.2024 15:04:47
Susan Slutzky
Level 237
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11227380
Reputation: 285331
Posts: 3793
Freethinkerland
15.09.2024 20:36:00
Susan Slutzky

sluzky-scandal

Susan Slutzky is facing serious legal trouble for her alleged role in a sex-cult scandal involving some of the biggest names in Freethinkerland. The sultry senator was hit with sex trafficking and racketeering conspiracy charges for allegedly running a secret sex cult within SweatySlutz, her invitation-only Pilates class at the Bimbo Gym.

Slutzky’s legal team have denied all criminal allegations against their client despite signs that they are interested in cutting a deal with prosectors. Until then, the CEO and former State Wars general confirmed she will not cooperate with the ongoing investigation by revealing other members of the alleged cult – though she has hinted that they may include other high-profile influencers, senators and even a former Prime Bimbo.

This is a developing story. (I would love a banner, please.)


15.09.2024 20:36:00
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683727
Reputation: 128072
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
15.09.2024 21:11:20
halobear8

waah wrote: (original post HERE)
halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)waah wrote: (original post HERE)i lovee this ♡♡♡ ♡ HOT NEWS: Up-and-coming model waah is under investigation after evidence emerged that she ALLEGEDLY ran over her ex boyfriend with a million-dollar...
ily2! <3

15.09.2024 21:11:20
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
H0PELESSDREAMER
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 38578
Reputation: 20035
Posts: 329
Freethinkerland
15.09.2024 22:18:55
H0PELESSDREAMER

H0PELESSDREAMER

CAUGHT IN 4K! "Drink up Gamers ;)"

Last Friday night, H0PELESSDREAMER, a well-known citizen in Ximboland was discovered to have been selling gamer girl bath water under another alias, Estelle Dreamy. Estelle Dreamy is an infamous cosplayer and streamer who is known to post saucy images on OF, garnering her a huge fanbase in a short amount of time. According to an online forum dedicated to Dreamy, her gamer water would cost 30B$ (not counting shipping and handling) per cup. She has made approximately 10kB$ in a span of 9 months since the release of her Gamer Girl Bathwater. Rumors has it that she will do more than just Gamer Girl Bathwater.

Will H0PELESSDREAMER be able to recover from this scandal or is her career simply hopeless? Comment down below!

Please give me a banner. I would greatly appreciate it! <3


15.09.2024 22:18:55
It's only forever, not long at all


Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48646
Reputation: 32853
Posts: 1853
Atheista
16.09.2024 05:38:15
Dean Winchester

DEAN WINCHESTER SPOTTED AT "ADULT CLUB" BUYING PP POWDER
mr winchester is the current minister of justice and was seen walking around in a drug induced haze at a secret club known as "the dungeon."
when asked what he was doing he said "your mom HAHAHAHAH" and proceeded to throw up on this reporters louis vuitton.


16.09.2024 05:38:15

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
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April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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