Salacious Scandal! /FTL state contest 11.09. - 20.09.2024.

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Blecky89
Fashion Police

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Posts 272
14.09.2024 10:07:55
HayleeBlue

HayleeBlue
HayleeBlue was recently seen stumbling drunk out of Memories Nightclub with a mysterious older man, and was seemingly unaware or unconcerned that her top clearly coundn't contain her! She was then witnessed to have stumbled over into a puddle laughing and slurring the the words "I'm into older men atm innit bruv!!!"
(canniiiii, u know ya gurl would love a banner please heh)

14.09.2024 10:07:55
Fashion Police

Level 126
Sex Appeal 1564202
Reputation 92006
Posts 300
14.09.2024 18:27:40
cannabisbimbo

LEAKED SEX TAPE SHATTERS NEWLYWED BLISS?
Adult content creater Cannabisbimbo says she was "completely blind-sighted" when leaked copies of her newest project in collaboration with fellow adult star Big Frank, Birthday Girl, spread like wild fire across the internet this week. We assume Cannabisbimbo's new husband and high profile adult film producer Merv DePerv isn't happy about it either- sources close to the media mogul say he wasn't aware of the collaboration happening before the tape leaked. To add insult to injury, when Big Frank was asked in a recent podcast interview if he's the better lover, he laughed and replied, "well obviously, yes." Cannabisbimbo tells Exposed Weekly, "My husband and I are a team, and we aren't letting this come between us. We just want to make sure people know that the best way to support my work is to visit www.xxximbofans.com/CBsWorldxxx." 
cannabisbimbo 

14.09.2024 18:27:40
Senator

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Posts 786
15.09.2024 00:38:22
waah

halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)
waah wrote: (original post HERE)i lovee this ♡♡♡ ♡ HOT NEWS: Up-and-coming model waah is under investigation after evidence emerged that she ALLEGEDLY ran over her ex boyfriend with a million-dollar car while intoxicated-and she...
lol ily

15.09.2024 00:38:22

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Posts 3687
15.09.2024 11:46:48
liveangel

Has Liveangel's drinking gone too far? This Friday, Liveangel was spotted falling on the concrete outside The Founders Inn Pub and skinning her knees. After getting back up on her feet, she stumbled to her car and argued with her security chauffeur, yelling "The night's still young! I'll know when I want to home, and that time is not yet!" and demanding to be driven to Memories nightclub before puking over the side of her convertible. As of press time, Liveangel's representatives could not be reached for comment.
liveangel
Big thanks to Blecky for hosting this contest. I'd love to have a banner!

15.09.2024 11:46:48

Citizen

Level 76
Sex Appeal 338250
Reputation 94391
Posts 271
15.09.2024 15:00:40
The KnockAround

TMZ is reports The Knockaround and his new friend Bunni LeFey partying at Double Dicks Lounge last Saturday night.
The former Himbo of the Year and the voluptuous bimbo left in a cab together where she immediately straddled him as they drove off.
Rumors continue to be circulate whether Bunni has had a slight weight gain or if The Knockaround is the cause of a possible baby bump?
The KnockAround
What do you think? Sound off in the comments below.

Big thanks to Blecky and Cannabis for great them:

15.09.2024 15:00:40

“Turn my mic up louder, I got to say something. Lightweights step it aside when we come in...”
- the Real BAMF (rip)

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15.09.2024 15:04:47
Bunni_LeFaye

Oh no! Caught in 4K! What can I say, I’m a lightweight drinker. I suppose I owe you all an explanation…

One “sex on the beach,” and I was sloshed. I get very…”helpful”…when I’m drunk. This night, I “helped” TK in the bathroom. This pic…may have been taken after I allegedly came out of the bathroom and took my top off. TK was generous enough to stop me dancing topless on the bar, and drive me to his place to “sleep it off.”

Bunni_LeFaye

15.09.2024 15:04:47
Senator

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Sex Appeal 16211183
Reputation 383627
Posts 3899
15.09.2024 20:36:00
Susan Slutzky

sluzky-scandal

Susan Slutzky is facing serious legal trouble for her alleged role in a sex-cult scandal involving some of the biggest names in Freethinkerland. The sultry senator was hit with sex trafficking and racketeering conspiracy charges for allegedly running a secret sex cult within SweatySlutz, her invitation-only Pilates class at the Bimbo Gym.

Slutzky’s legal team have denied all criminal allegations against their client despite signs that they are interested in cutting a deal with prosectors. Until then, the CEO and former State Wars general confirmed she will not cooperate with the ongoing investigation by revealing other members of the alleged cult – though she has hinted that they may include other high-profile influencers, senators and even a former Prime Bimbo.

This is a developing story. (I would love a banner, please.)


15.09.2024 20:36:00
Senator

Level 120
Sex Appeal 1349261
Reputation 153347
Posts 2459
15.09.2024 21:11:20
halobear8

waah wrote: (original post HERE)
halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)waah wrote: (original post HERE)i lovee this ♡♡♡ ♡ HOT NEWS: Up-and-coming model waah is under investigation after evidence emerged that she ALLEGEDLY ran over her ex boyfriend with a million-dollar...
ily2! <3

15.09.2024 21:11:20
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Citizen

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Sex Appeal 56183
Reputation 26963
Posts 378
15.09.2024 22:18:55
H0PELESSDREAMER

H0PELESSDREAMER

CAUGHT IN 4K! "Drink up Gamers ;)"

Last Friday night, H0PELESSDREAMER, a well-known citizen in Ximboland was discovered to have been selling gamer girl bath water under another alias, Estelle Dreamy. Estelle Dreamy is an infamous cosplayer and streamer who is known to post saucy images on OF, garnering her a huge fanbase in a short amount of time. According to an online forum dedicated to Dreamy, her gamer water would cost 30B$ (not counting shipping and handling) per cup. She has made approximately 10kB$ in a span of 9 months since the release of her Gamer Girl Bathwater. Rumors has it that she will do more than just Gamer Girl Bathwater.

Will H0PELESSDREAMER be able to recover from this scandal or is her career simply hopeless? Comment down below!

Please give me a banner. I would greatly appreciate it! <3


15.09.2024 22:18:55
It's only forever, not long at all


Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Posts 2167
16.09.2024 05:38:15
Dean Winchester

DEAN WINCHESTER SPOTTED AT "ADULT CLUB" BUYING PP POWDER
mr winchester is the current minister of justice and was seen walking around in a drug induced haze at a secret club known as "the dungeon."
when asked what he was doing he said "your mom HAHAHAHAH" and proceeded to throw up on this reporters louis vuitton.


16.09.2024 05:38:15
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