~ Secret Santa ~

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21.12.2020
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Freethinkerland
21.12.2020 22:06:45
Lenny73

Lenny73hostess with the mostess!  Merry Christmas everyone ❤

21.12.2020 22:06:45
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Freethinkerland
21.12.2020 22:30:57
bbcharlotte

Hello everyone,
Thanks for the invitation and thanks for submitting this forum contest.

A Christmas story: The secret Santa or the secret of Santa.

December 21, I'm coming in Bora-Bora. Hope to find him here. time is running out, we don't have much time...
Ho ho ho
Wait ! what ! it's him ... Santa SANTA finally I find you.

Rudolph! Hi buddy, have a beer and watch the show. look at all those men with muscular bodies on the beach and all these women with fleshy buttocks, daddy Santa will come for you my pretty ...
Santa no, we don't have time.
Go away Rudolph, i work with kids, so when i'm on vacation leave me in my adult world.
precisely, the holidays are over Santa. we are already on the 21st, I've been looking for you for 20 days.
It's a joke ... No, today i can't, I have a date with three call girls tonight.
No, we go back to the factory to prepare everything.
C'mon ! It's my leather and latex party ! They will come with lots of nice toys, and when it comes to toys, I'm a specialist.
Santa no, NO ...
AARRrrrrrrrrrrggggggggg ... It's ok i'm coming, time to get to work. HO HO HO ...

And remember : humor is a wonderful gift, merry christmas 
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ :)




21.12.2020 22:30:57
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Atheista
21.12.2020 23:18:11
stargirl25


° • ♡ Cute little elf is ready to help Santa, be naughty and eat all the candy ♡ • °
Merry christmas to everyone and thanks for the invitation! 

21.12.2020 23:18:11
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Secville
21.12.2020 23:35:27
DebbiAnn

DebbiAnn  Apparently, Mrs. Claus delivers a little different type of presents this year. Have a jolly good time everyone!

21.12.2020 23:35:27
The people in your life should be a source of reducing stress, not causing it. If not - let go.
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Atheista
21.12.2020 23:41:09
roachmilk

roachmilk
my elf did not show up to elf practice

21.12.2020 23:41:09
my fights + debates are no longer freebies they made a rule against it booooo

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Atheista
22.12.2020 00:11:59
Big Boy JENKINS

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hello eveyrone, it has come to my attenton that you peopel are celebrating christmas.  Well, i am here to give you a special annoucenment. Why are you celebrating christmas. I already stole it last year.  Did you not get the memo or soemthing. its not happenign.  In fact i'm pretty sure i also stole it the year beofre too. and yet here we are. Do you people just not care? The troubel I go through? the lengths i go int order to steal chrsistmas so that you, the people, cannot participate in the cult of secular capiatalist consumerism?  do you not respect me as a villain or what? you guys have to stop celerbating  all the other badguys are gonna think i was lying or soemthing. im gonna get kicked out of the bad guys only club.  your making a mockery of me.  Kicks a tin can or something.

22.12.2020 00:11:59
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
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Reasonopia
22.12.2020 01:38:29
smartgirl

What a fun contest!

smartgirl
Just because it's a very pandemic Christmas and we aren't traveling doesn't mean I can't look adorable handing out gifts to my crew at home. Sure, I have a houseful of boys. They may not appreciate that Mom was a little extra with her outfit. In fact, they may roll their eyes because I don't dress up very often. But it makes me happy, and this year, Christmas cheer is a good thing wherever we can find it. Throw that holiday glitter around everywhere!



22.12.2020 01:38:29
L.
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Freethinkerland
22.12.2020 03:30:14
Chanel Velveteen

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They do not exactly celebrate the Christmas back home, but already i am having tons of fun doing all the music and the cookie making (though my food-treats are not lasting all too long before i start to snack them >.<!) Hoo your rays, though!  I have enough to share!


22.12.2020 03:30:14
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Reasonopia
22.12.2020 04:45:10
honorscollege

honorscollege
Beautiful Christmas tree at the gala this year!


22.12.2020 04:45:10
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Freethinkerland
22.12.2020 05:29:13
Crocheting Bimbo

Finally finally I'm done shopping got them all wrapped and under the tree they go.

Crocheting Bimbo

22.12.2020 05:29:13
I will always let the child in me come out to play.

Behind every good Man is a great Woman telling him how to do it.












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