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Honey Beee
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05.03.2023 17:06:34
Honey Beee

i felt that too liz and val, i´m trying to get used to all these changes in my life and while i'm kinda getting there i also want to just stay in  bed all day lol ! 

miss talking to you all !

Hi amy! 

05.03.2023 17:06:34

valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
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07.03.2023 15:54:18
valentinesux

yea i need like several hours a week of just laying down and watching youtube videos lol
i just watched a whole video abt ghost kitchens, did u guys know that was a thing??? theyll take an existing restaurant or a huge complex of just kitchens and sell food only thru delivery apps. so like theyll have some fake doordash restaurant called "wing city" or smthn and its literally just buffalo wild wings but marked up. its super dystopian its crazy. mrbeast burger is an example of a ghost kitchen
heres the vid i watched, its def worth a watch!!! eddy burback is one of my fav yters hes super funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkIkymh5Ayg

07.03.2023 15:54:18
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Honey Beee
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Posts: 2706
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07.03.2023 17:54:39
Honey Beee

That’s funny because I also found out about those bc of Mr. Beast’s burgers lol ! It’s crazy

07.03.2023 17:54:39

valentinesux
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07.03.2023 22:22:18
valentinesux

ya i had heard smthn about mrbeast burgers only coming from existing restaurants but i wasnt rly sure of the details, had no idea it was this whole rabbit hole of restaurants that dont exist

07.03.2023 22:22:18
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Honey Beee
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Posts: 2706
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07.03.2023 22:46:31
Honey Beee

Honestly it’s kinda genius but also feels illegal

07.03.2023 22:46:31

valentinesux
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08.03.2023 03:30:31
valentinesux

theres a whole lot of issues w it, eddy talks abt it in the video but the biggest issues imo are the fact that its super hard 4 them 2 do health inspections (since theres like literally 35-40 restaurants in one building) and a huge risk 4 cross-contamination of allergens bc multiple restaurants r running out of 1 kitchen. also the working conditions r rly bad and the cooks r only getting paid 2 work at one restaurant when theyre fulfilling orders for 10+ places. i dont mind the idea of a single restaurant having ONE ghost kitchen like mrbeast burger or something but only if the working conditions improve

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sashakakashka
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Posts: 16
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08.03.2023 22:02:10
sashakakashka

heyyy <3

08.03.2023 22:02:10
valentinesux
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Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
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08.03.2023 23:09:10
valentinesux

hey!!! welcome!!! :D

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Honey Beee
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10.03.2023 03:19:43
Honey Beee

Just watched the video you sent the other day Val, it was crazy lolll, Mr. Beast's food was so disappointing ! 

10.03.2023 03:19:43

valentinesux
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10.03.2023 05:13:10
valentinesux

RIGHT the expensive ass burgers that were dry af literally the tiniest bit of ketchup ive ever seen....
mad props 2 eddy for spending like hundreds of dollars to expose the like 20 restaurants that were selling identical cod sandwiches lmfaooo
he has a vid where he goes 2 every rainforest cafe in the country i just rewatched earlier n it was like a weeks long road trip he truly does suffer 4 his art /hj

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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