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valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
22.02.2023 05:10:08
valentinesux

yea idk if he's even around, could probably be contacted by ph but i doubt they bother, he was last active around 2016 i think? and he added some stuff to the site and also wrote a ximbolands book if im not mistaken??? honestly i should rewatch the izzzy lore video now that im more familiar


22.02.2023 05:10:08
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ximboglizzy
Level 77
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 362738
Reputation: 27720
Posts: 743
Antitheocra
22.02.2023 05:21:08
ximboglizzy

holy fuck.
i've been SM for 3 months already.

oh my god time flies and i'm so balls deep into being an SM, if i made you guys satisfied so far vote me next term. :p<3

22.02.2023 05:21:08
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valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
22.02.2023 05:28:53
valentinesux

i think youve been doing a great job!!!! ill def vote 4 u again when its time!
its great having contests and stuff i def feel like our state has been revived from when i first joined the site

22.02.2023 05:28:53
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
22.02.2023 11:31:03
Honey Beee

You’ve been doing good Liz! 

The funniest thing is that he could show up at any time with a random game update too like imagine if he was active again today 

22.02.2023 11:31:03

valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
22.02.2023 16:21:31
valentinesux

omfg ur right honestly if it was a good update id be like ok cool!

22.02.2023 16:21:31
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Loderi
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 657608
Reputation: 143942
Posts: 1108
Secville
22.02.2023 19:37:49
Loderi

I was there when HLB was active. Frankly, it was hard to tell if they were an advanced troll or if they really were super ignorant and xenophobic and proudly posting just to rile people up. Probably a little of both.

They stated gross things like Haiti's ongoing problems with hurricane disaster rebuilding came from their government being Communist. Which. Is blatantly untrue, and when people rebutted, spewed nonsense about what Communism was and got into fights about the definition and experience of living under Communist regimes with a Polish person. Just the worst Ugly American on the internet, basically.

And then there was the time they claimed that they once vacationed in Mexico and would never go back because Mexicans had never seen a blonde before and they were constantly touching her hair and tried to worship her, which was wrong because she's a Good Christian. Which rolled into yet another flame war about how she firmly stated that Catholicism was fake after people pointed out that Mexico was a majority-catholic and her blondness was So Special and Amazing.

I found it confounding. First off, there were LOADS of German immigrants from 1800s. That's why Mexico brews beer. And uses brass band instruments in different genres of their cultural music in addition to Spanish guitar and accordion, but I digress. It was just really, really racist of her and she was this Dumb Parody Nazi, in my opinion.

So, yes. The forums were faster, more active, and just... meaner back then. HLB had her clique and many supporters and it took being twice as mean and thick-skinned to deal with them. And really locking down your social media so that you wouldn't get brigaded by trolls.

22.02.2023 19:37:49
valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
22.02.2023 22:41:10
valentinesux

omfg thats crazy, yeah it seems like trolls used 2 b a lot more popular here which frankly im glad its not that way anymore bc i stand stand ppl who say shit just 2 inflame ppl lol. glad she got kicked off bc it sounds like she was racist af!
plus im autistic so sometimes its hard 2 tell if ppl are trolling or being serious. ill fight all day w someone who just proudly has dumbass opinions but id rather not fight w trolls who are saying stuff just 2 say it
i much prefer the experience of interacting genuinely w ppl who wanna have a good time and get a lil silly rather than having their regina george fantasy lmfao

22.02.2023 22:41:10
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
23.02.2023 17:51:10
Honey Beee

Thanks Loderi for telling us all that! I’m happy to see you around :) It’s good that she got banned, all trolls and disruptive people should I think. If there’s nothing good to say then why would you say those things !

23.02.2023 17:51:10

valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
23.02.2023 18:30:15
valentinesux

very true!

edit: since i cant make 2 forum posts in a row im putting this here lol
my irl best friend just joined, @porshalynn go show it sum luv!!!!!

23.02.2023 18:30:15
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
27.02.2023 17:52:09
Honey Beee

I can’t believe February ends tomorrow!! 

27.02.2023 17:52:09

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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