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ximboglizzy
Level 77
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 362738
Reputation: 27720
Posts: 743
Antitheocra
23.03.2023 01:44:26
ximboglizzy

the fact the teacher is a cunt is one thing. the fact the test is a pass/fail was another. :C this fucking asshole of a teacher cuts me off everytime i try to answer or say something in class without hearing me out first and it peeves the fuck out of me.

tbh this isn't something new. i feel like i'm always constantly getting cut off, i never know when to talk or put in input to conversations and it just frustrates the fuck out of me. idk how to manage it besides waiting but sometimes that misfires so i end up saying barely even a quarter of a sentence 4-5 times and then i just want to cry. Oiiiiiiiiii.... its okay because all the neurodivergent homies have my back!!!:DD i remember talking to my friend i met through my bf and i was like ''hey, do you think its really obvious i'm a little ~special~'', the look on their face was enough for me to know what the answer was LMAOOOO... i'm not officially diagnosed but i swear on my life when i say i'm so fucking adhd. like its the spitting picture of what adhd is and i can go back to my childhood and think of every way my brain is adhd. report cards- LIZ IS ALWAYS DISTRACTED IN CLASS. NEEDS TO FOCUS MORE. excels in art! piano teacher: she wont do shit all year but comes the time of an exam she manages to get such high scores **psst, its the stress and the fact i procrastinated studying properly till the last minute** the fact i'm realizing now i went on a whole banter over something unrelated. LMAOOOOOO FUCKS SAKE ANYWAYS

TO GO BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING-
i will name drop my teacher because i say this with my whole heart- FUCK ANDRA!


ps if you smoke weed check out my stoner corner. click the leaf in my signature.

23.03.2023 01:44:26
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valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
23.03.2023 02:22:22
valentinesux

oh i feel u so hard on the adhd thing!!! if it helps ive basically had exactly the same experience (did well in class but only bc i could hyperfocus at the last second, cycles of procrastination + burnout, always distracted in class, etc) and im diagnosed w adhd. women and afab ppl tend 2 get underdiagnosed w adhd bc we r socialized to be polite and unobtrusive, and also 2 not "cause problems" by being a troubled child in general, so we r much more likely 2 hide our symptoms and come up w lots of coping mechanisms (+ a lot of them can be unhealthy n burn us out). obvs this is not true 4 every women or afab person w adhd nor is it exclusive 2 them but theres a lot of cases like that and it sounds like u might be dealing w smthn similar

i would def talk 2 a psychiatrist if its causing u issues w work, school, or home life bc maybe medication would make things easier 4 u if it turns out u do have adhd. and in my experience self-diagnosis is super valid esp w neurodivergencies bc u know urself better than any1 else does and you know if smthn is giving u trouble even if others dont think its an issue

personally i also have autism so socializing can b rly hard 4 me and i def get the being interrupted thing, i also have a bad habit of interrupting others n genuinely just being socially awkward/unintentionally rude n idk how 2 get better ToT

23.03.2023 02:22:22
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ximboglizzy
Level 77
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 362738
Reputation: 27720
Posts: 743
Antitheocra
23.03.2023 03:02:12
ximboglizzy

LOL IDK HOW TO GET BETTER AT TALKING EITHER! :''DDD maybe with time itll get better??? who tf knows.

i'm trying to stay away from getting medicated AT LEAST till i move out and make better money because my mom would start shunning the fuck out of me for being on meds. :S... 

23.03.2023 03:02:12
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lovie444
Level 49
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 89877
Reputation: 40112
Posts: 358
Secville
23.03.2023 03:26:14
lovie444

hi guys!!! i kinda wanna do a contest ahhh like maybe host one?? would you guys be interested in that 030

23.03.2023 03:26:14
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valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
23.03.2023 03:36:33
valentinesux

ximboglizzy wrote:
LOL IDK HOW TO GET BETTER AT TALKING EITHER! :''DDD maybe with time itll get better??? who tf knows.

i'm trying to stay away from getting medicated AT LEAST till i move out and make better money because my mom would start shunning the fuck out of me for being on meds. :S... 
that sucks that ur mom wouldnt support u being on meds :( ssris have literally been lifesaving for me but my religious grandparents were like "you're too young 2 b dependent on meds, what are u so anxious about why dont u just pray about it????" and im like bro i was suicidal lmfao
not to make assumptions but usually the ppl that r against psychiatric meds r too old fashioned to see that admitting u need help isnt bad and just ignoring the problem wont make it go away

lovie i would love to see u host a contest!!!! i love doing em :D

23.03.2023 03:36:33
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
23.03.2023 16:56:10
Honey Beee

hi lovie i’d love to participate in ur contest :)

when ppl interrupt me i just kinda keep talking at the same time because I was talking !! Or sometimes i’ll say wait because I’m not done bla blA it usually works but it really peeves me too… i hate repeating myself too so i cant win…

u should go see someone liz, it will help u if u want it and delete the internalized religious guilt bc ik that one sticks around .. <3 

23.03.2023 16:56:10

lovie444
Level 49
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 89877
Reputation: 40112
Posts: 358
Secville
24.03.2023 10:15:56
lovie444

i finished the draft post for the contest!!! im excited for yall to see what im cooking mwahhahahaha!!!!! i hope you guys like the theme !!! ive also decided to make it open for all states so you guys better bring it >:))))

24.03.2023 10:15:56
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
24.03.2023 17:44:25
Honey Beee

secville <3 

24.03.2023 17:44:25

valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
28.03.2023 21:47:17
valentinesux

hey guys how r u doing????
ive had kinda an off day, i had therapy this morning and cried a LOT but i always do since im talking abt feelings n trauma n stuff lol
eating candy rn :3

28.03.2023 21:47:17
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lovie444
Level 49
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 89877
Reputation: 40112
Posts: 358
Secville
28.03.2023 22:07:51
lovie444

aw im sorry youre having a rough day :p and oooo candy!! i wuld like some :D  im okay ,, im trying to quit vaping so im chewing nicotine gum rn mwahhaha 

28.03.2023 22:07:51
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