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Slayyyocrates for Minister of Justice

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
29
Created
17.04.2024

Poll: Vote for Slayyyocrates - By any means necessary

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SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
16.06.2024 01:11:12
SweetasNuts parody

you think quxcherri and turd high clap shit five?

16.06.2024 01:11:12
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10528
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
16.06.2024 09:15:55
Abu Hamza

mashallah my brother finally our state has rational male leader... inshallah this will be a prosperous time for our reasonable state of free thinkers, congratulation brother!

can't wait to see the election results to check how many people voted abu hamza tho 

16.06.2024 09:15:55
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
16.06.2024 18:00:46
SweetasNuts parody

You state in good hands now you have someone sane to guide you state!

16.06.2024 18:00:46
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
17.06.2024 18:09:57
SweetasNuts FOREVER

teh reason came back to reason state after flat landers sent it to exile
Brother Hamza for minister of justice!

17.06.2024 18:09:57
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
17.06.2024 20:10:35
KatieBoutique

Abu Hamza wrote: (original post HERE)
! can't wait to see the election results to check how many people voted abu...
I can’t wait to see the vote totals and graphs for this election as well, as I save them in my Diary Scrapbook.
But this time around, I doubt we will see them.  We may not ever see them again, for that matter.
I think I know why.  And I think they are making a reasonable, logical, and sane decision to keep it secret.

The Russians were involved.


17.06.2024 20:10:35

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
18.06.2024 03:34:56
Bimbo Pimp

Not the effing Russians!!
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18.06.2024 03:34:56
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SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
19.06.2024 01:12:28
SweetasNuts FOREVER

flatland shit clappers want to silent teh reason again
that is disgusting and shall not be tolerated 

Brother Hamza for minister of justice!

19.06.2024 01:12:28
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
05.08.2024 05:28:21
Slayyyocrates

You got the tools bruhs?
I got da tools, bros.
you got your tools yet?
I got muh demoocracy tools, bruh.

Q got yer tools done?
it’s Monday … fools bros
you got those tools, dummies?
you gonna use those tools?

Slayyyocrates gots his tools, bruhs.
he using his tools, jackasses.
you got yo tools yet, you drugged up slackers?
nope.  You ain’t gottem.

consider yoselves served…
with a heaping helping of can’t 
you know…cvnt that ain’t cunt at all
Drop your jorts and put your hands in the air.

you got yo tools, bruhs?
ministerial fools, gold?
oh the humanity lol
pile drivin masses of “take the L”…

Take the L
oh el


05.08.2024 05:28:21
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
05.08.2024 15:37:32
Bimbo Pimp

I do believe these tools like getting greased  Soc. 

05.08.2024 15:37:32
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