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Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

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280
Created
22.07.2024
Author
halobear8
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52597
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
22.07.2024 10:12:17
Daphnee_Mino

well qximbo… im sorry for your experience. i bet you are as surprised as i am bc these bimbos are def smarter than i expected! didnt realzie they were onto the pattern… finally.. 

bye now. i was assigned a job at the workplace. i am going there with a team of apes to clean all the… le sigh! dean will be banned from the workplace untill he is potty trained. i support this journey

also do not worry about alwxa pros bio.. i immediatly went to look at the image you mentioned. that is not a minor. she is a model made into a meme. called “creepychan”

22.07.2024 10:12:17
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
TokiKonoe
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19123283
Reputation: 384449
Posts: 2473
Freethinkerland
22.07.2024 10:45:14
TokiKonoe

XOD of Bimboland wrote: (original post HERE)
Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)lol toxic blocking is funny. I don't want people getting banned for that. I am a very proud proponent of free speech! Now and forever! Hate me or love me I cry for no loser! :3 Now I still need proof of Slay...
The block button becomes disabled when you become sm, fp or pb. So if someone blocked you before you had the role, they cannot unblock you while you have it. 

22.07.2024 10:45:14
moonflower
Level 82
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 439657
Reputation: 49097
Posts: 488
Atheista
22.07.2024 11:09:33
moonflower

There is no way this is a 7 page thread. There is no way someone was jailed for blocking. Are we being so fr rn?? Please grow up, sorry hot topica didn't want to interact with someone and blocked them about it, that's life. 

22.07.2024 11:09:33
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 177647
Reputation: 64875
Posts: 3063
Agnostica
22.07.2024 11:29:19
tibby

my daily sudoku has renewed !!! now i can read the silliness over a cup of coffee and my beloved numbers games
(also if u also like sudoku u should try minesweeper >:) i used to stream me speed running it hehe)

also the block button seems to have long been an issue here in its functionality and usage. it has improved in the years past, so hopefully it will continue to do so :D

22.07.2024 11:29:19
       

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
22.07.2024 11:38:08
craigslist-stripper

okok let me get this straight 

hot topica blocked Slayyocrates a while back. before he was elected 

slayyocrates gets elected. multiple weeks pass.

hot topica blocks slayto, who holds no political power

immediately after, slayyocrates (allegedly) jails hot topica for “wanton abuse of the block feature” due to having a state minister blocked. 

considering zero warning or discussion with other government officials took place before this jailing, i would say this is “wanton abuse of the jailing feature” it’s obvious Slayyocrates did not put Hot Topica in jail for having a state minister blocked (that had been ongoing since the election!) but rather as an immediate emotional response to getting blocked again.

like really, is hot topica the only one to have you blocked, or will you be jailing more? should i start scrolling through my messages and jailing all the people who have me blocked now? because i do not think this is an appropriate precedent to be setting wtf

22.07.2024 11:38:08

ladabunni
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 291202
Reputation: 75513
Posts: 436
Atheista
22.07.2024 12:28:58
ladabunni

Also the fact that people get notified when they are blocked and informed with who blocked them is not a good features.it should be anonymous. 


22.07.2024 12:28:58
 
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52597
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
22.07.2024 12:34:16
Daphnee_Mino

Totally agree the ximbo block kind of sux… like no purpose to it except petiness…

anyways, will there be a trial on this situation?

22.07.2024 12:34:16
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
ladabunni
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 291202
Reputation: 75513
Posts: 436
Atheista
22.07.2024 12:37:51
ladabunni

What do you mean, if there will be a poll or something? 

22.07.2024 12:37:51
 
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52597
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
22.07.2024 12:42:06
Daphnee_Mino

Yes like those ones were ximbos vote guilty or not guilty. Bc it seems that most people think this was not fair towards hot topica

22.07.2024 12:42:06
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
ladabunni
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 291202
Reputation: 75513
Posts: 436
Atheista
22.07.2024 12:43:54
ladabunni

Yeah obviously Katie is guilty. But a poll is not going to do anything. Its silly really. 

22.07.2024 12:43:54
 

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