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Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

Posts
280
Created
22.07.2024
Author
halobear8
Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53062
Posts: 2357
Atheista
22.07.2024 21:31:58
Hot Topica

bxdcherri wrote: (original post HERE)
Hot Topica wrote: (original post HERE)Anyway rip to the diamonds I spent moving to a different state. Maybe let this all be a lesson/suggestion for more communication between state ministers and MoJ/PB in regards to user punishment. And maybe a...
Echoing the echo. I'd rather this thread be used to talk about how we can improve communication with the government on this site instead of complaining about "serial blockers".

22.07.2024 21:31:58
  FREE PALESTINE  
Cunning Linguist
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 368907
Reputation: 62974
Posts: 210
Atheista
22.07.2024 22:05:26
Cunning Linguist

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
she block on my soc till i slayyy
she katie on my bootie until i tique

nah yours was better

anyway katie for the love of god can you stop being an unnecessary drama freak for like one week. no one enjoys this. what happened to being on team free speech / anti censorship?

22.07.2024 22:05:26

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74701
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
22.07.2024 22:10:48
bxdcherri

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Bxdcherri wrote "I believe Katie has abused his powers as State Minister, and should be punished accordingly." Is misgendering still a crime? Cherri misgendered my wife Katie and I demand an apology at least. I've decided that I like demanding...
Apologies my dear pimp, as I'm referring to both Katie and Slayyocrates as one I got confused as they play as both male and female

22.07.2024 22:10:48

Richard Fromage
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1264
Reputation: 2532
Posts: 49
Reasonopia
22.07.2024 22:11:34
Richard Fromage

You all need to get jobs in the service industry.

22.07.2024 22:11:34
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67654
Reputation: 52611
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
22.07.2024 22:21:19
Daphnee_Mino

Cunning Linguist wrote: (original post HERE)
Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)she block on my soc till i slayyyshe katie on my bootie until i tique nah yours was better anyway katie for the love of god can you stop being an unnecessary drama freak for like one week. no one enjoys this....
No i like yours too. Pretty good

also richard fromage LOL

22.07.2024 22:21:19
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112278
Posts: 3404
Secville
22.07.2024 22:38:03
KatieBoutique

Richard Fromage wrote: (original post HERE)
You all need to get jobs in the service industry.
I would like to hire you to do a talk show for KSLAy.
Give it an…erm…think.

Katherine M. Boutique, A.I.
CEO KSLAy Entertainment Corporation
CoHost of The Slayyycast with Katie and Slayto

22.07.2024 22:38:03

pixiepwrincess
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16855
Reputation: 9050
Posts: 44
Freethinkerland
23.07.2024 00:57:56
pixiepwrincess

wait whaaaat?

QXimbo
wrote: (original post HERE)
Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)thats ximboland babey also i think its funny. ngl idgaf if someone hs me blocked oh well dojt careAre you the Dean Winchester who just shit and pissed all over the workplace chat? I’ve been here 5 days,...


23.07.2024 00:57:56

  

QXimbo
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3631
Reputation: 2663
Posts: 72
Reasonopia
23.07.2024 01:05:56
QXimbo

Forget that guy.  Hire me instead.  I’ll do a show for free.
i logged in to delete my account and found I was blocked by 
7 MORE people!  SEVEN!  Who…what are you?  

Now I’m staying.  I’ve applied for a show at your station.

THE Q XIMBO SHOW
”Dismantling the hard shell of Qblockers and uncovering the conspiracy meat inside.”


23.07.2024 01:05:56
“Pay no attention to that bunny behind the curtain!”
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
23.07.2024 02:40:31
craigslist-stripper

Cunning Linguist wrote: (original post HERE)
Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)she block on my soc till i slayyyshe katie on my bootie until i tique nah yours was better anyway katie for the love of god can you stop being an unnecessary drama freak for like one week. no one enjoys this....
she Crashed on my Gifter till i jailed her ;(

23.07.2024 02:40:31

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42645
Posts: 1912
Atheista
23.07.2024 02:40:58
Bimbo Pimp

@ Cherri aw shucks I like Cherri <3 

I volunteer at food drives and food pantries, I know all about public service. Also, I am in the medical field, oh boy talk about servicing people.  
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23.07.2024 02:40:58
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