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Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

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280
Created
22.07.2024
Author
halobear8
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42647
Posts: 1912
Atheista
24.07.2024 01:31:38
Bimbo Pimp

The NPCs of Ximboland have nothing to offer other than buzzwords. Touch grass! lmao 
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24.07.2024 01:31:38
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Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12708
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
24.07.2024 01:48:48
Slayyyocrates

Craigslist Stripper,

it is unlawful for one State Minister to block another State Minister.
Your reason for just now blocking me is, and I quote:

”lmfao”

indeed.  
Guilty as Charged.  Sentence: 1 Day Jail.
i ask Prime BXHimbo Halobear to kindly carry out the sentence, at a time and place of her choosing.

Thank you,
Slayyyocrates.
The Slayyyest Slayyyte Slayyynister in Slayyymboland

24.07.2024 01:48:48
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42647
Posts: 1912
Atheista
24.07.2024 02:11:27
Bimbo Pimp

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24.07.2024 02:11:27
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QXimbo
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3631
Reputation: 2663
Posts: 72
Reasonopia
24.07.2024 04:03:24
QXimbo

I was blocked by 2 more people but I am meeting some really nice people so things are good.
Thank you Skayyyocrates for being my champion. <3 Q

24.07.2024 04:03:24
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 04:55:26
craigslist-stripper

1) bimbo pimp if chris doesn’t want his kids names discussed on the internet… maybe he shouldn’t have discussed them on the internet himself in the first place? or maybe keep his personal accounts private? IDK just a suggestion. y’all are acting like kitty posted their pictures or said what school they go to. it’s literally just a name holy shit get a grip. i worked with a kid named Austin once, am i doxxing him?? 

2) katie i blocked you to see if you would react by whining about it, and you did! so congrats on being the first person i ever blocked and being entirely predictable about it. functionally nothing has changed about our ability to interact, either. it’s not like you were DMing me or leaving me comments, and if you wanted to, you could do so on any of your numerous alts. so what’s the issue here exactly? what TOS am i even breaking? fucking lemongrab “one million years dungeon” ass bitch. lmfao indeed shut up

24.07.2024 04:55:26

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42647
Posts: 1912
Atheista
24.07.2024 05:04:48
Bimbo Pimp

All is well, join me Qutie :3
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24.07.2024 05:04:48
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Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12708
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
24.07.2024 05:11:29
Slayyyocrates

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
<…katie i blocked you to see if you would react by whining about it, and you did! so congrats on being>

SIR…you have just proved my point.  You just stepped in it and confessed to everyone that

BLOCKING IS A WEAPON.

You are trapped.  



24.07.2024 05:11:29
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 05:18:57
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Strippy stop huffing paint. My love for freedom of speech never involves children. Leave children out of our convos weirdos. You've worked with children. I'm surprised your instinct to protect children doesn't surpass your dislike for Chris. I could...
since you brought this up specifically i thought i would give you the social media policy that was standard at every school i worked at, as well as the after school non-profit i volunteer for

- sharing pictures/copies of student work is fine. this can and often will include their first name. examples are artwork, classroom collages, essays, and more
- sharing images of students themselves is strictly prohibited without the permission of their guardians
- sharing stories/anecdotes about your students is fine, and using their name is fine, but if they are unfavorable it is best to change or omit the name.
- students photographing/recording me is fine, but i generally do not allow it because i did not want to end up on their socials.

hope that clears up why i don’t care that someone said the names of a few kids online! i am actually working on a social media project right now that will coincidentally be sharing the first names of students on tiktok, based on an assignment they were told to complete. so i am really failing to see the issue here, other than your typical “oh the poor sacred children” rhetoric conservatives use to ban books and lgbt pride 

24.07.2024 05:18:57

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42647
Posts: 1912
Atheista
24.07.2024 05:19:16
Bimbo Pimp

Strippy, I said she shouldn't have mentioned his kids. If you went and started mentioning my child I wouldn't like it, you have no right doing so. Keep their name out of your fucking mouth! I'll go Will Smith on a hoe real quick lol  
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24.07.2024 05:19:16
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 05:25:44
craigslist-stripper

Slayyyocrates wrote: (original post HERE)
craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE) <…katie i blocked you to see if you would react by whining about it, and you did! so congrats on being> SIR…you have just proved my point. You just stepped in it and confessed to everyone...
you should probably take this up with your Ultimate Kiss-Butt Chris, multiple people have brought it up to him that the block feature is basically useless and the notification only serves to start drama. he literally said he likes the drama. it is a “weapon” by HIS design

but you would never dare disagree with HIM, so you spend all day crying that people block you, get surprised when more people block you for fun to see your tantrum, and then try to send out unwarranted punishments because youre offended. congrats, you played into his drama trap and you only look stupider for it the more you do it. like why does this matter so much to you i am genuinely asking 

24.07.2024 05:25:44

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