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Ximboland Clock

Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

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280
Created
22.07.2024
Author
halobear8
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52599
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
24.07.2024 20:40:24
Daphnee_Mino

She halo on my bear till i ate

24.07.2024 20:40:24
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 20:44:44
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Thank you Tibby, I hope you have a good day too. Strippy- I say what I want and how I feel about things. I am not white, some wouldn't call me straight and though I am nuclear not everyone in my fam is and I love them. I do not need the world to be...

and simply explaining to kids that different genders exist, some people act and look different, and some times kids have two dads IS teaching them “how to think” and not “what to think” it is simply explaining real things in the real world in a way that they can understand

a book explaining that transgender people exist is not inherently sexual, and by removing it from schools, you a removing a whole subset of knowledge on the basis that you find it personally offensive. not everything to do with the lgbt lifestyle is inherently sexual, and it’s concerning that you are equating explaining in simple terms that some people have two dads with literally explaining how those people would have sex

24.07.2024 20:44:44

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201333
Reputation: 42612
Posts: 1906
Atheista
24.07.2024 21:01:45
Bimbo Pimp

Strippy- It is not your job. Plain and simple. 

24.07.2024 21:01:45
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Slayto
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4415
Reputation: 1910
Posts: 57
Reasonopia
24.07.2024 21:02:19
Slayto

She craigslistmima’d on his stripptubre til he hera_’d (hurled/blocked)

24.07.2024 21:02:19

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201333
Reputation: 42612
Posts: 1906
Atheista
24.07.2024 21:08:05
Bimbo Pimp

Make Pedos Afraid Again is my new slogan. 


I vow to destroy the woke mind virus -Elon Musk
We are making some progress :D 



24.07.2024 21:08:05
    - Bimbo Pimp
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Slayto
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4415
Reputation: 1910
Posts: 57
Reasonopia
24.07.2024 21:24:17
Slayto

All the Musk Haters are still on Twitter.  They never left.  Katrynah outted them in the Kamala is Brat thread

24.07.2024 21:24:17

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 21:26:23
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Strippy- It is not your job. Plain and simple.
ur right, let’s just let kids figure that shit out on their own via the internet. while we are at it let’s also ban the teaching of critical thinking, reading comprehension, politics, and history, because some evil teacher out there might just say something you disagree with. free speech my ass

24.07.2024 21:26:23

Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53062
Posts: 2357
Atheista
24.07.2024 21:53:22
Hot Topica

Gonna teach my kids that straight people don't exist

24.07.2024 21:53:22
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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201333
Reputation: 42612
Posts: 1906
Atheista
24.07.2024 21:56:41
Bimbo Pimp

buahahaha sure Strippy go psycho on everyone just because you can't talk to kids about sexuality. XD What a weird mind you have. Elon Musk haters still want what he offers. XD 
police cop GIF by South Park

24.07.2024 21:56:41
    - Bimbo Pimp
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Clemmy
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5243
Reputation: 3113
Posts: 37
Atheista
24.07.2024 22:11:17
Clemmy

I got to page 15 before deciding that certain people in this thread are... either insane or trolling a little too hard. It's a silly dress up website, why are we talking about queer books in schools and the ethics of mentioning people's children. When has blocking been a weapon. What is going on. 

I think I actually lost braincells reading some of this shit.

24.07.2024 22:11:17
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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