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Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

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Created
22.07.2024
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halobear8
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
24.07.2024 23:54:46
Bimbo Pimp

Clemmy, it sucks that you didn't know your feelings were okay to have. You never asked your parents about anything or talked to other kids? I learned about gays from my parents. Our family friends were gays and all Mother said is that people can't help loving who they love. That is all I needed to know and was ok that makes sense. My parents were diligent in teaching me about stranger dangers and no-touch rules. What adults can and can not talk to me about. I have good parents. LGBT people aren't inherently pedos, I have a problem with the pedos though.  Your world is my world lol I am part of the majority and I won't be silenced by you or anyone else.  I am looking at predators who want to do as they want and not what the parents of the majority of children want. Children are children, dumb and malleable to adult influences. That is why it is called grooming Clemmy.  I do not tell my girlfriend's children that god doesn't exist because it is not my place to do so, same when it comes to sex and gender ideology. 

24.07.2024 23:54:46
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ladabunni
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 290789
Reputation: 75501
Posts: 436
Atheista
24.07.2024 23:56:50
ladabunni

I get that but everyone understands that except Katie, Bimbo Pimp + the army of katies alts and they just want to create drama and ruin the community for everyone. Ignore them, they are idiots

24.07.2024 23:56:50
 
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
24.07.2024 23:58:46
Bimbo Pimp

   Lada, I don't fuck with you
You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you
You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you
I got a million trillion things I'd rather fuckin' do
Than to be fuckin' with you, little stupid ass

I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck
I don't, I don't, I don't give a fuck
Bitch, I don't give a fuck about you
Or anything that you do
Don't give a fuck about you, or anything that you do

24.07.2024 23:58:46
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Clemmy
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5243
Reputation: 3113
Posts: 37
Atheista
25.07.2024 00:01:58
Clemmy

Awww, Pimpy, its cute that you think all parents were accepting. I asked my parents about liking girls as a girl and all I got out of it was rape.

If you think the concept of queer people existing is an ideology or on the same level of religion, I worry about you. Live in your fun little delusions but keep that shit to yourself.

Hate is taught and holy fuck are you a teacher.

25.07.2024 00:01:58
ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ||ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴘᴀʟᴇꜱᴛɪɴᴇ||ᴀʙᴏʀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜᴄᴀʀᴇ
"ᴋɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴡ! ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴅᴇɢʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ! ᴀᴅᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴍ! ᴇᴀᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄꜱ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ!" - ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 176870
Reputation: 64804
Posts: 3060
Agnostica
25.07.2024 00:01:58
tibby

ximbo tailgate at the football field, byob
we will be having a gay book club, block safety course, and rummaging through our medical information

gays, theys, and anyone who slays is invited

25.07.2024 00:01:58
       

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
25.07.2024 00:09:34
Bimbo Pimp

I think these topics are for parents to talk to their children about. What of it? Your trauma is not everyone's fault. Boundaries between adults and children are a must. Not all adults are trustworthy, and I don't trust them with these topics. Don't know why any of you have an issue with my thoughts on this.

25.07.2024 00:09:34
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Clemmy
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5243
Reputation: 3113
Posts: 37
Atheista
25.07.2024 00:14:22
Clemmy

Corrective rape - Wikipedia

Teachers are carefully regulated, they're arguably safer than most adults. If you think queer people are inherently inappropriate, kindly address your homophobia and transphobia before spewing bigoted, half-baked thoughts on the internet, and before calling all queer people pedophiles. 

Queer people face higher rates of childhood abuse. I wonder fucking why.

25.07.2024 00:14:22
ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ||ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴘᴀʟᴇꜱᴛɪɴᴇ||ᴀʙᴏʀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜᴄᴀʀᴇ
"ᴋɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴡ! ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴅᴇɢʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ! ᴀᴅᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴍ! ᴇᴀᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄꜱ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ!" - ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ
QXimbo
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3621
Reputation: 2650
Posts: 71
Reasonopia
25.07.2024 00:14:46
QXimbo

Clemmy wrote: (original post HERE)
Awww, Pimpy, its cute that you think all parents were accepting. I asked my parents about liking girls as a girl and all I got out of it was rape. If you think the concept of queer people existing is an ideology or on the same level of religion, I...
Ah, that explains your signature.  And your alliance with Palestine/hamas/Islam.  Thnx

25.07.2024 00:14:46
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Clemmy
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5243
Reputation: 3113
Posts: 37
Atheista
25.07.2024 00:16:47
Clemmy

Wow, so edgy.

Fuck off, we all know you're either the world's most dedicated dick rider or one of a million alts

25.07.2024 00:16:47
ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ||ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴘᴀʟᴇꜱᴛɪɴᴇ||ᴀʙᴏʀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜᴄᴀʀᴇ
"ᴋɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴡ! ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴅᴇɢʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ! ᴀᴅᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴍ! ᴇᴀᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄꜱ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ!" - ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
25.07.2024 00:21:08
Bimbo Pimp

I don't know why you mofos are wanting me to be homophobic. Would that make my arguments invalid? I don't trust adults because pedos are so common. I do not want ANY sexual content holy fuck. Don't care if you are queer or straight, don't cross boundaries with children that parents don't want you to cross. This is a legit concern for a lot of parents. You want to make me your devil for what abuse you suffered and I'm not eating that one. Go get help from a professional if that is what you are here for. The gays in my fam are wonderful well adjusted people that want to protect children as I do. I am not your enemy Clemmy so you can chill. 

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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