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Ximboland Clock

Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

Posts
280
Created
22.07.2024
Author
halobear8
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201661
Reputation: 42769
Posts: 1919
Atheista
25.07.2024 02:05:09
Bimbo Pimp

Yeah don't project on me Strippy. You are the one that advocates shit that I am against. You said something I trolled you and now you are pulling the oooh that is so creepy. STFU what is creepy is an adult like you being interested in keeping sexual material in schools. Don't play stupid games with me. 

25.07.2024 02:05:09
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348927
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
25.07.2024 02:09:07
craigslist-stripper

no i mean it - i once called you an immature fifth grader, and you immediately jumped to pedophilia. i bring up banning books, you bring up pedophilia. and just now at the mere mention of thinking of children its pedophilia again. you either have something seriously wrong mentally, or you’re a creep who uses the worlds most disgusting crime as a trolling attempt. either way, youre fucking gross dude

25.07.2024 02:09:07

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201661
Reputation: 42769
Posts: 1919
Atheista
25.07.2024 02:18:51
Bimbo Pimp

I mean it too. Adults like you who always talk about kids are pedos. I'm not the one that hates my parents and has mental issues with them, that is you. Saying that kids aren't safe with their parents because you didn't like yours. That is dangerous. Now you are trying to say because I troll you with your own words because you have a dumb way of wording your sentences I am gross? fuck off with these manipulation tactics. 

25.07.2024 02:18:51
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KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116794
Reputation: 24472
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
25.07.2024 02:19:53
KittyOnyx

Pimp i admire your dedication to throwing logic and reason out of your mind. Its truly fascinating. CRASH!

25.07.2024 02:19:53

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201661
Reputation: 42769
Posts: 1919
Atheista
25.07.2024 02:21:13
Bimbo Pimp

Kitty I don't admire you for anything really. Your mind is a blank slate until an NPC is needed. 

25.07.2024 02:21:13
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KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116794
Reputation: 24472
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
25.07.2024 02:22:09
KittyOnyx

Thats ok, youre the last person i need to come to for validation :)

25.07.2024 02:22:09

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201661
Reputation: 42769
Posts: 1919
Atheista
25.07.2024 02:23:28
Bimbo Pimp

Validation is the only thing that matters to you and hey I am here to help.  You're welcome. :3

25.07.2024 02:23:28
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ladabunni
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 291720
Reputation: 75528
Posts: 436
Atheista
25.07.2024 02:24:50
ladabunni

Stop feeding the trolls 

25.07.2024 02:24:50
 
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201661
Reputation: 42769
Posts: 1919
Atheista
25.07.2024 02:25:46
Bimbo Pimp

Yeah, Lada go back to your bridge. 

25.07.2024 02:25:46
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Clemmy
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5243
Reputation: 3113
Posts: 37
Atheista
25.07.2024 02:27:22
Clemmy

Pimp, I've said like ten times that I'm not advocating for sexual content in schools. A picture book about some kid having two dads or two moms should be allowed in elementary schools. YA novels with queer characters should be allowed in middle and high schools. I'm not advocating for Gay 50 Shades of Grey to be read to kindergarteners. 

So full of hate you can't even read

25.07.2024 02:27:22
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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