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22.07.2024
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Atheista
24.07.2024 22:27:28
Bimbo Pimp

Your brain has rotted I swear. There is no need for me to talk to kids about whether I like dick or pussy. Teachers don't need to be validated by children their gender or their sexual orientation. My teachers were proper and never brought in their personal lives into the classroom. Even when we asked questions. If it wasn't about the subject matter that they were suppose to be teaching us they said we are moving on.  

24.07.2024 22:27:28
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tibby
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Agnostica
24.07.2024 22:29:07
tibby

i sincerely hope your children never encounter a predator, because i'm afraid that ignorance does leave them vulnerable

24.07.2024 22:29:07
       

craigslist-stripper
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Agnostica
24.07.2024 22:30:32
craigslist-stripper

Clemmy wrote: (original post HERE)
It's also really concerning that people actually think books about gay sex are in elementary schools 
yeah pimpy never actually gave proof of that either. because why base our opinions on facts, when we can base them on internet rage bait instead?

24.07.2024 22:30:32

Clemmy
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Atheista
24.07.2024 22:30:44
Clemmy

Me: I think it's okay to teach kids that sometimes girls like girls and sometimes boys like boys and that's okay

You, for some reason: WHY DO YOU WANT TO TEACH KIDS ABOUT PUSSIES AND COCKS AND SEX 

I just want kids to know that it's okay to have a crush on the same gender, not tell them about sex. If you see a queer couple and start thinking about sex, again, that's on you, you doorknob.

24.07.2024 22:30:44
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Bimbo Pimp
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Atheista
24.07.2024 22:40:08
Bimbo Pimp

Well clemmy if you had kept on reading the threads you would know that I said that when children ask me inappropriate questions I just answer with go ask your mother or people just love each other and it is ok. 

Strippy your bigotry towards conservatives is so wild. I can give my opinion without having to justify it. Wild bitches in heat rabidly going after me for saying sexual content should not be in schools. It is my opinion! Also, this idiotic idea that I wouldn't talk to my kids about predators is in your stupid head. Always assuming shit. 

24.07.2024 22:40:08
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Clemmy
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Atheista
24.07.2024 22:42:53
Clemmy

Yeah, no one is saying sexual content should be in schools. We're saying that if children can know about straight couples, why is it wrong for them to know boys can like boys and girls can like girls.

Is the person saying porn should be in schools in the room with us? 

24.07.2024 22:42:53
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QXimbo
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Antitheocra
24.07.2024 22:46:19
QXimbo

Clemmy wrote: (original post HERE)
I got to page 15 before deciding that certain people in this thread are... either insane or trolling a little too hard. It's a silly dress up website, why are we talking about queer books in schools and the ethics of mentioning people's children....
Another “it’s a silly dress up game” troll with the most toxic signature in Ximboland:

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"ᴋɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴡ! ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴅᴇɢʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ! ᴀᴅᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴍ! ᴇᴀᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄꜱ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ!" - ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ

24.07.2024 22:46:19
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Clemmy
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Atheista
24.07.2024 22:49:27
Clemmy

Ah yes, my pronouns, wanting to end a genocide, and wanting women's right to healthcare to stay free, so toxic. Unless you mean the quote from the late and great drag queen Divine, which is from a movie. 

Yours is sucking the dicks of two accounts lmao

24.07.2024 22:49:27
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"ᴋɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴡ! ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴅᴇɢʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ! ᴀᴅᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴍ! ᴇᴀᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄꜱ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ!" - ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ
Bimbo Pimp
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Atheista
24.07.2024 22:51:40
Bimbo Pimp

Kids don't need to know whether you are straight or not. It is inappropriate for adults to be engaging in discussions about sexual orientation or gender identity. If you are a Math teacher don't be overstepping your boundaries. It is simple but not with this crowd. Some books like Gender Queer have been removed from school, I did read it because I thought people were being stupid but they weren't.

Children don't belong to the state, they belong to their parents. If you want to be a commie move to a commie country where parents don't have a say in what goes on in schools and what teachers say or do. This is America and I have a say therefore I say it whether the hyenas like it or not.

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Clemmy
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Atheista
24.07.2024 23:00:00
Clemmy

Where did I say I would be telling kids about my sexuality. I think teachers shouldn't get in trouble for mentioning in passing that they have a husband or wife, and I think that if kids are exposed to heterosexual couples in media there should be a problem with exposure to queer couples in the same way. 

Either you have horrible reading comprehension or you're being intentionally dense. If you think a kid hearing that Mrs. Smith has a wife or that Mr. Johnson has a husband is the same as telling children how someone likes it up the ass while wearing leather, you're deranged. If you think it's okay to show kids movies about a boy and a girl falling in love, but it's wrong to show kids a movie about the same shit happening with a queer couple, you're deranged. If you think queer or trans people are inherently sexual and trying to assault your kids, you're deranged.

Way to tell a queer person they're a pedophile, and that children shouldn't be exposed to the idea they even exist, very cool

24.07.2024 23:00:00
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