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Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

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280
Created
22.07.2024
Author
halobear8
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 05:35:35
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Strippy, I said she shouldn't have mentioned his kids. If you went and started mentioning my child I wouldn't like it, you have no right doing so. Keep their name out of your fucking mouth! I'll go Will Smith on a hoe real quick lol
i genuinely dont get why you are so upset about the principle of merely mentioning someone’s kids, people do it all day every day. like do you think it’s doxxing? (it’s not) is it a primal fear that someone will reach through the screen and snatch them up if they get mentioned? (they won’t) or is it purely some weird moral thing where you think “how dare you bring my kids into this?” (that’s as far from free speech as you can get)

24.07.2024 05:35:35

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42646
Posts: 1912
Atheista
24.07.2024 05:36:54
Bimbo Pimp

These are Chris's kids, ya know the dude people like to hate on. I didn't need to know Chris even had children, if it wasn't for Kitty I wouldn't have known because I don't care to know.  Also, you shouldn't have to be conservative to care. I think you are an idiot for dividing us like that. The books that talk about how to give a man head? or how you aren't a boy or a girl but an it? Graphic LGBT material has made it into schools. Yeah, I don't want children reading about how to scissor or that they are gay when they are still learning how to wipe their asses. Only predators want adult material + children in the same sentence.  This obsession with children and LGBT is why I call people pedos. 

24.07.2024 05:36:54
    - Bimbo Pimp
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Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12708
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
24.07.2024 05:37:05
Slayyyocrates

Placeholder: Excalibur
(The scene where King Arthur fights Lancelot over the seemingly insignificant matter of crossing a tiny bridge over a tiny creek, that Arthur could easily go around.  But Arthur refuses, and eventually becomes so enraged, that he breaks Excalibur in half…and dooms the kingdom.)

you should probably take this up with your Ultimate Kiss-Butt Chris, multiple people have brought it up to him that the block feature is basically useless and the notification only serves to start drama. he literally said he likes the drama. it is a “weapon” by HIS design

but you would never dare disagree with HIM, so you spend all day crying that people block you, get surprised when more people block you for fun to see your tantrum, and then try to send out unwarranted punishments because youre offended. congrats, you played into his drama trap and you only look stupider for it the more you do it. like why does this matter so much to you i am genuinely asking.

character analysis, trope definition and dialog…notes


24.07.2024 05:37:05
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 05:54:16
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
These are Chris's kids, ya know the dude people like to hate on. I didn't need to know Chris even had children, if it wasn't for Kitty I wouldn't have known because I don't care to know. Also, you shouldn't have to be conservative to care. I think...
okay and i don’t care to know about Chris’s foot fetish but he roleplays foot massages in public all the time. the man doesnt seem to know how to present himself on the internet and that’s not our fault. if you are that disillusioned by the fact the bimbo king nutted in someone, idk what to tell you. the tables aren’t turning the other way with people telling his kids about bimboland, so once again i don’t understand why it’s such an issue to mention that they exist, and have names.

also, beyond the fact that all that “graphic lgbt” stuff you mentioned is readily available online, most of the books being banned are from public libraries, and most of the people calling for the bans have never even opened the books they are wanting to ban. plus, none of the books you mentioned would even be housed in the children’s section - they would be in YA

which surprise surprise, when i was in high school i read books about people having teen sex, doing drugs, and even self harming. these did not influence me to do anything crazy, but rather helped me process the adult world i was entering into. hell, even a book like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants has an adult/minor relationship, but it’s framed in the context of how the teenager processes her abuse. but none of that would matter to the book banning crowd! OMG they said PEENUS and QWEER GOOD? better ban it!!!

tell me why it’s okay for one set of religious zealots to decide what is and isn’t okay to keep in a PUBLIC library, you know, the kind of library open to gay people too? if you dont want your kid reading about lgbt themes, that’s up to you to breathe down their neck and repress/shame anything slightly different out of them until they can escape to college. i want my kids to have more freedom than that, thank you 

24.07.2024 05:54:16

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42646
Posts: 1912
Atheista
24.07.2024 06:33:17
Bimbo Pimp

I'm not interested in children, that is why I don't care if he nutted in someone or in a sock. O.o Your obsession with him is your problem not mine. I don't care about his foot fetish either. I said I thought her being blocked was justified. What of it? 

There are books being banned from school libraries for their explicit sexual content. It is up to parents what they deem appropriate in schools. Ya know, the adults in that kid's life? The ones that have to deal with the outcome of that child into adulthood? Yeah, parents. 
If you are ok for kids in elementary and middle school having explicit sexual content and having adults talk to them about sexuality then you are a pedo after all. Repress/shame lol what the fuck are you smoking? Just because I don't want my 5 year old knowing what butt sex is I'm repressing them? lol fucking mental.  

24.07.2024 06:33:17
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 07:02:33
craigslist-stripper

still no explanation as to why it’s so bad to mention that chris has kids with names, instead you just change tactics and say im obsessed with him now? lol what

also you ignore the parts where i say public libraries are suffering from book banning too and that “explicit” material would be far away from small children, and instead continue repeat those same exact points again. nice! is that all Fox News gave you to work with or something?

i am not talking about elementary schools never once did i disagree that books about buttsex and sucking cock should be restricted from fucking elementary schools. the thing is, no one is putting them there in the first place! the only instances i have seen of such books being in any children’s section, they were deliberately moved there to take rage bait photos and not organically shelved alongside fucking dr suess 

my point is that YA novels containing any lgbt themes are being systematically banned from taxpayer funded, public libraries, because one specific set of thought police have decided to petition for books they haven’t even read to be removed. that’s the shittiest free speech imaginable. once again you are free to control whatever media you and your family consume. when you start to dictate what media me and my family consume, we have an issue. let me be the judge of the books i let my kids read, i don’t need you to be my judge. you haven’t read the books either! and insinuating that im a pedophile because i won’t let you police everything my children see is a disgusting tactic. talk about fucking mental

24.07.2024 07:02:33

Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53062
Posts: 2357
Atheista
24.07.2024 08:30:52
Hot Topica

There's this really cool site feature on here where you can turn off notifs when someone blocks you and never have to think about it

24.07.2024 08:30:52
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Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67664
Reputation: 52621
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
24.07.2024 08:50:11
Daphnee_Mino

Blocking = pro gun

24.07.2024 08:50:11
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 178303
Reputation: 64906
Posts: 3067
Agnostica
24.07.2024 12:08:05
tibby

BANG! oh no…i didn’t practice block safety and blocked myself

24.07.2024 12:08:05
       

Fairy Ring
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 103767
Reputation: 23929
Posts: 108
Atheista
24.07.2024 12:38:59
Fairy Ring

fuck i just blocked in my pants

24.07.2024 12:38:59
i was NOT in dallas, texas on november 22 1963.

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