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Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

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Created
22.07.2024
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Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52597
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
24.07.2024 12:44:13
Daphnee_Mino

Tibby be careful this is not a toy! The devil works in mysterious ways.

i also have block notifs off, some kind ximbo let me know of that feauture few months ago i think. I got blocked by 2-3 bimbos at the same day. Pretty sure it was something i said in forums bc there was active drama but idk what exatly. Basically i was shot multiple times. Wish they had an explanation but no more block tea for me. But i will go on a bimbos page sometimes and then realize im blocked bc i cant react to their sexy outfit… 

also why calling eachother a man here seems like the biggest insult… like when the tea is getting hotter ( im sorry for saying tea over and over again lol hope yall had a good cringe) someone always ends up saying smth like : oh no Mr. Male. Grown ass man . Ok sir its giving he/him/his binary tea clock adult male boy realness

Not me having a progressive off i


24.07.2024 12:44:13
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tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 177647
Reputation: 64878
Posts: 3063
Agnostica
24.07.2024 13:09:23
tibby

are you pro block or pro block control daphnee
i think it’s my xod given right to bear blocks

24.07.2024 13:09:23
       

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52597
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
24.07.2024 13:13:19
Daphnee_Mino

Pro block. the problem is not the block itself, its the blocker. I have my block personally but i have not blocked anyone. Unless i have to i prefer not to use it. İ also respect  others who have their block strapped and ready. Not my thing but thats your xerogative..

ı would block exposed crotch if he came near me.

24.07.2024 13:13:19
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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201333
Reputation: 42602
Posts: 1905
Atheista
24.07.2024 15:12:36
Bimbo Pimp

@ Strippy
I said I don't mention people's children or use them to hurt anyone. You weirdos always bringing children into convos with ill intent. That is my reasoning, you don't like it? Don't care. 

I didn't mention public libraries because I don't care about them. You've put me in this box in your head where I want everything banned from all places. LGBT material doesn't belong in schools. Targeting the young is why that community has gone downhill. If you want to indoctrinate your children into anything go for it but leave other people's kids alone. I was against indoctrinating kids into religion and I'm against indoctrinating kids into the gender ideology too. Cults always go for the kids, a bunch of pedos. Schools are for teaching math, science, history etc not whether Peter choked on a dick or Sandy and Mandy tossed each other's salads. If a YA is interested in a subject they can find it themselves outside of school. That has always been a thing. I never had a problem and that was in the 90s, today is definitely not a problem. I believe there is a place and time for everything. 



24.07.2024 15:12:36
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Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52597
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
24.07.2024 15:18:16
Daphnee_Mino

Lgbt material = me 


24.07.2024 15:18:16
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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201333
Reputation: 42602
Posts: 1905
Atheista
24.07.2024 15:21:36
Bimbo Pimp

I live a double life Daphnee D: in the Flatlands a straight sexy dommy mommy and on Ximboland a sexy LGBT tyrant D: 

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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 17:09:36
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
@ Strippy I said I don't mention people's children or use them to hurt anyone. You weirdos always bringing children into convos with ill intent. That is my reasoning, you don't like it? Don't care. I didn't mention public libraries because I don't...
okay that’s your reasoning for why you find it personally offensive, but what you find personally offensive doesn’t dictate the rules. Katie is calling for it to dictate the rules. Chris said if it’s publicly posted on the internet, it’s free game to post here. Kitty said bet, Chris posts a lot of stuff publicly on the internet. who gives a fuck if it was offensive, that was kind of the point. im sure it was offensive for the person who’s medical information was paraded around here too, but he didn’t fucking care about that. if one is okay, the other is too. you don’t get to pick which side of the free speech is allowed and which is wrong, it’s all free. 

now you got me going down the banned book rabbit hole, and my opinion is just solidifying. im trying to google about these banned buttsex porn books that were being given to 5 year olds and i can’t find them? i see a lot of books being banned for simply containing lgbt characters (wow yeah let’s hide the existence gay people from our kids that’ll surely work out when they get older) or they are being banned for discussing race. if anything now i am more infuriated, why was Lupita Nyong’os book about loving her dark skin banned from schools?? what purpose does that serve? 

here is an interesting excerpt from an article i found, from a neutral, free speech advocacy group, specifically about books banned from elementary schools - since that seems to be your big focus
The most banned books were primarily young adult or adult titles, but picture books for the youngest readers were not spared, with 317 titles banned. Several of the most banned picture books are nonfiction, including histories of civil rights and gay pride. Others are lighthearted fiction about animals or babies. Most feature a protagonist of color or characters who reflect the LGBTQ+ experience.
here’s the article if you want to read it. none of the books listed upset me personally, but im infuriated that other parents feel it’s their need to restrict my child’s access to them. feel free to link your own article about this buttsex for 5 year olds book you keep quoting, since you are brushing the excessive banning of books from public libraries under the rug so you can justify also banning this supposed super widespread practice of explaining gay sex in detail to kindergartners.

sorry to go off on a tangent about this, but ive literally studied YA literature as an educational tool to help teens transition into adulthood. and see, people who aren’t gay aren’t going to seek out books about the gay experience. and if they stumble upon one, it’s not going to magically turn them gay. books about the gay experience are for teens who are feeling gay feelings and want help processing the things they are going through in the safest environment possible - reading a book by themselves. all the books we talked about had some sort of “adult” theme that could definitely be found obscene and offensive to some readers, especially more conservative ones. but one person’s offense does not change the fact that these books are often very helpful to the development of young readers. and it saddens me to see a lot of the books i read for that class on banned book lists. and back to my original original point, I would rather my sexually curious gay teen get their references from a library book than fucking Twitter. i promise you the novel “Gender Queer” pales in comparison.

24.07.2024 17:09:36

tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 177647
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Posts: 3063
Agnostica
24.07.2024 17:19:18
tibby

what isn’t harmful for children: knowing people different from them exist
what is harmful for children: living in a world where everything their parents find mildly distasteful is suppressed to the point where when they do encounter someone different (or find they are different) they crack 

24.07.2024 17:19:18
       

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201333
Reputation: 42602
Posts: 1905
Atheista
24.07.2024 18:37:00
Bimbo Pimp

Strippy I know your hard-on for me is at an edging point but you don't have to write a whole book to tell me you don't agree with my point of view. Chirs is allowed to block Kitty because she brought his kids into the discussion. My opinion stands and your disapproval doesn't invalidate my opinion on anything. 

Tibby 6-year-olds don't need to know you exist or how many dicks you like in you at once. Plain and simple, stop encouraging pedo behavior. High schoolers know that gays exist, you weirdos. 

24.07.2024 18:37:00
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 19:12:38
craigslist-stripper

argument was never about whether you find what kitty did personally acceptable, the argument was whether she should be punished, as Katie called for. your opinion on its offensiveness means nothing about whether it should be “allowed” and you are failing to see that point

i gave you links and evidence supporting my side and you ignored all of it in favor of repeating the same tired, unsupported claims about schools providing books to kids who can barely read explaining how to take it up the ass. i think you are fear-mongering with false information and you are contributing to the downfall of this nation. you are willing to blindly ban books you haven’t even read, not just ones about being gay, but also being a racial minority? how is that obscene? 

you don’t want your 5 year old to know gay people exist, good for you. what about the kid that is asking why their classmate has two dads? he’s just shit out of luck because YOU find gay people morally objectionable? this is the same moral panic that is behind abortion bans and it’s getting ridiculous how many freedoms are being restricted lately by the same crowd that claims to be all about civil liberty. 

24.07.2024 19:12:38

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