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Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

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Created
22.07.2024
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halobear8
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 179266
Reputation: 65287
Posts: 3093
Agnostica
24.07.2024 22:13:59
tibby

we're just having a bit of a yap clemmy

24.07.2024 22:13:59
       

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348927
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 22:17:44
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
buahahaha sure Strippy go psycho on everyone just because you can't talk to kids about sexuality. XD What a weird mind you have. Elon Musk haters still want what he offers. XD
well, if you cant trust a teacher to explain what a transgender person is, how can you trust them to explain democrats vs, republicans, nazis and the holocaust, or the UN’s global climate change initiative? 

im not even advocating for teachers to go giving lessons on gender, im advocating for children to have access to peer-reviewed, published sources, hand picked by librarians. you are the one who wants to burn that whole resource to the ground because somewhere out there a teacher may use one of those books to say something you disagree with to a child who is not yours. 

24.07.2024 22:17:44

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201661
Reputation: 42769
Posts: 1919
Atheista
24.07.2024 22:18:47
Bimbo Pimp

One thing led to another, the snowball effect. XD Die pedos!! 

24.07.2024 22:18:47
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Clemmy
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5243
Reputation: 3113
Posts: 37
Atheista
24.07.2024 22:20:13
Clemmy

That's what I'm saying! I do think it's important for kids to be taught gender from safe sources, instead of whatever they find on the internet first. It's also really concerning that people actually think books about gay sex are in elementary schools. If you equate queer people existing to sex that's saying a LOT about you.

24.07.2024 22:20:13
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"ᴋɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴡ! ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴅᴇɢʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ! ᴀᴅᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴍ! ᴇᴀᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄꜱ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ!" - ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48646
Reputation: 32840
Posts: 1853
Atheista
24.07.2024 22:20:54
Dean Winchester

Regular guy: hey guys the weathers nice y’all wanna have a bbq

24.07.2024 22:20:54
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348927
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 22:22:48
craigslist-stripper

no more answers from bimbo pimp! she has exhausted her Fox News talking points and backed herself into a corner where her only defense is to call everyone pedophiles! once again very normal and well adjusted opinions from her pimpiness 

24.07.2024 22:22:48

tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 179266
Reputation: 65287
Posts: 3093
Agnostica
24.07.2024 22:22:50
tibby

pimpy, one last thing on the subject i hope when you say that it's not a teacher's place to explain it, that you yourself will explain it. because not having any knowledge on the subject could open your children to being groomed online by people who prey on that naivety (and predators slip through the cracks even when you do monitor internet access)

24.07.2024 22:22:50
       

Clemmy
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5243
Reputation: 3113
Posts: 37
Atheista
24.07.2024 22:23:46
Clemmy

Now I KNOW Bimbo Pimp is trying to call queer people pedophiles, holy fucking shit they're off the damn deep end.

24.07.2024 22:23:46
ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ||ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴘᴀʟᴇꜱᴛɪɴᴇ||ᴀʙᴏʀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜᴄᴀʀᴇ
"ᴋɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɴᴏᴡ! ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴅᴇɢʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ! ᴀᴅᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴍ! ᴇᴀᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄꜱ! ꜰɪʟᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ!" - ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 179266
Reputation: 65287
Posts: 3093
Agnostica
24.07.2024 22:26:38
tibby

Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
Regular guy: hey guys the weathers nice y’all wanna have a bbq
image

24.07.2024 22:26:38
       

alexa pro
Level 130
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1730534
Reputation: 101675
Posts: 1391
Atheista
24.07.2024 22:26:57
alexa pro

remember when this thread was about katie and her alt army abusing jailing tools and not calling queer people pedophiles

24.07.2024 22:26:57

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