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Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

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Created
22.07.2024
Author
halobear8
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 177647
Reputation: 64879
Posts: 3063
Agnostica
24.07.2024 19:30:42
tibby

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Tibby 6-year-olds don't need to know you exist or how many dicks you like in you at once. Plain and simple, stop encouraging pedo behavior. High schoolers know that gays exist, you weirdos.
i agree small children don’t need to know about fetishes or have explicit sexual talks. that is completely different from knowing different orientations exist. do you find moms and dads in children’s television to be disgusting because you know they’re fucking? is a book about a child getting a little sibling disgusting because it insinuates someone is getting creampied?

you’re the only one here fetishizing non straight orientations. did the arthur episode where mr ratburn got married (to a man. the shock! the horror!) have you clutching your pearls as well?

it’s not pedophilic for gay people to exist in proximity to children. 

24.07.2024 19:30:42
       

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201333
Reputation: 42611
Posts: 1906
Atheista
24.07.2024 19:32:42
Bimbo Pimp

See that is where you lost me. I was addressing what I said and not what Katie said. She deserved to be blocked. End of that.

Now, there are some instances where we have "teachers" talking to kids about gender ideology to little ones. Those groomers do exist and I'm not saying in every school. I said I do not think sexually explicit content should be in schools. That is what I said so stop with your stupidity of bringing race, abortion, and any other matter into it. Like damn, I can't say shit without the rabid dogs hounding me. You as an educator have no business telling my 5 year old about why his classmate has 2 dads. That is my business as the parent. You are so engorged on the idea that I find gay morally wrong, take a Xanax and stop painting me in your head as a gay-hating anti-abortion book-burning Mormon.  Da fuck is wrong with you. XD 

24.07.2024 19:32:42
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tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 177647
Reputation: 64879
Posts: 3063
Agnostica
24.07.2024 19:33:55
tibby

groomers are gross, we can agree on that 

24.07.2024 19:33:55
       

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 19:40:50
craigslist-stripper

my problem is that you are using one obvious point (5 year olds should not see explicit material) to justify the banning of books that is affecting everyone, even adults. i bring race into it because the same moral panic that is being used to “protect the children” from lgbt themes is being weaponized to suppress anything that isn’t a straight, white, nuclear representation of the world. you are setting up with a crowd on the basis of banning everything that the most milquetoast conservative babies find offensive rather than just… monitoring what your kids are reading yourself

24.07.2024 19:40:50

halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
24.07.2024 19:42:42
halobear8

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
Lgbt material = me
LGBT= Onika, material = burgers

24.07.2024 19:42:42
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halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
24.07.2024 19:52:05
halobear8

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
See that is where you lost me. I was addressing what I said and not what Katie said. She deserved to be blocked. End of that. Now, there are some instances where we have "teachers" talking to kids about gender ideology to little ones. Those groomers...
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If it's okay to explain to a child why they have a mom + a dad, it's okay to explain to a child why another child has a dad + a dad or a mom + a mom. If you're worried about straight children learning what gay people are + deciding to be gay based off of knowing of the existence of gay people, why aren't gay children learning what straight people are + deciding to be straight based on that? It doesn't work like that + never has. You're born straight just like another person was born gay. Nobody just turns gay, it's a matter of if a person chooses to identify with the sexual orientation that they were born with or not. Your whining is very telling of your logic capabilities. 

24.07.2024 19:52:05
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201333
Reputation: 42611
Posts: 1906
Atheista
24.07.2024 20:11:25
Bimbo Pimp

Strippy- What you are doing is mixing me in with the book-burning crowd. I said I don't think sexual content should be in schools. Your bigoted views on conservatives got you thinking I am the worst. I happen to have some conservative views on some things. Not a crime.  I'm not your devil so can you retract the nails? Damn O.o 


Halo- Why is it so hard to understand that you don't get to tell little kids about sexuality? Leave that to their parents. I've been asked by kids stuff and I say go ask your mom or people just love each other. End of story. You people make shit so complicated because you really want kids to be into it don't ya? My whining? Bruh you mad? 

24.07.2024 20:11:25
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tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 177647
Reputation: 64879
Posts: 3063
Agnostica
24.07.2024 20:18:54
tibby

at the end of the day, they’re your kids and you’ll raise them how you see fit. i disagree with some of your connections of sexuality to fetish, but fighting doesn’t seem like it’ll resolve anything. 
i hope you have a nice day bimbopimp

24.07.2024 20:18:54
       

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
24.07.2024 20:19:18
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Strippy- What you are doing is mixing me in with the book-burning crowd. I said I don't think sexual content should be in schools. Your bigoted views on conservatives got you thinking I am the worst. I happen to have some conservative views on some...

umm, good for you? unfortunately your constituents are going much further. i brought up banned books and you immediately started ranting about lgbt predators indoctrinating your kids. you are mixing yourself in with the book burning crowd, if you vote for a council that will remove books about gender identity from schools, you are complicit when they also remove books about being proud of your natural hair and skin tone. that’s just the way she goes. 

24.07.2024 20:19:18

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201333
Reputation: 42611
Posts: 1906
Atheista
24.07.2024 20:33:57
Bimbo Pimp

Thank you Tibby, I hope you have a good day too.

Strippy- I say what I want and how I feel about things. I am not white, some wouldn't call me straight and though I am nuclear not everyone in my fam is and I love them. I do not need the world to be inclusive or represent me in everything. The weak are the ones demanding these things. I am not one of them. That one thing leads to another is unfortunate but that doesn't mean I am wrong in not wanting sexual content in schools because school should teach you how to think and not what to think. 

24.07.2024 20:33:57
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