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Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

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280
Created
22.07.2024
Author
halobear8
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
23.07.2024 20:25:12
craigslist-stripper

while i personally don’t go digging through peoples presence on other websites, im with kitty on this one. Chris’s real name is public information, his Facebook was unrestricted, and his children’s names were posted there. i wouldn’t say finding or discussing that information is doxxing.

Chris said that whatever you post on other websites is public info free to be shared on XL. unless it pertains to him, i guess? color me surprised when once again, the free speech advocates start clutching their pearls whenever the “free speech” is used to call them out, rather than decry the liberals or call people slurs lol

23.07.2024 20:25:12

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42645
Posts: 1912
Atheista
23.07.2024 21:13:55
Bimbo Pimp

I don't mention people's children. You fucked up, nothing wrong with admitting when one fucks up but you don't even admit to your wrongdoing. You can come at me from any angle if you like. I do have morals so why wouldn't I speak of them? Our children are sacred. 

23.07.2024 21:13:55
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
ladabunni
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 291202
Reputation: 75513
Posts: 436
Atheista
23.07.2024 22:42:58
ladabunni

Yikes

23.07.2024 22:42:58
 
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112278
Posts: 3404
Secville
23.07.2024 22:54:33
KatieBoutique

This thread has suddenly morphed into something extraordinary.
i could have never thought this up on my own.
it is a testament to the magic that i have found, over and over again,
In Ximboland…and nowhere else.

In One week…Ximboland 2.0 begins.

23.07.2024 22:54:33

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42645
Posts: 1912
Atheista
23.07.2024 23:06:13
Bimbo Pimp

Strippy stop huffing paint. My love for freedom of speech never involves children. Leave children out of our convos weirdos. You've worked with children. I'm surprised your instinct to protect children doesn't surpass your dislike for Chris. I could hate a bitch in heat but will never bring that bitch's kids into my dislike for them. I'm the immoral one? buahahaha If I had to eat that, I'd puke.


23.07.2024 23:06:13
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112278
Posts: 3404
Secville
23.07.2024 23:33:59
KatieBoutique

State Minister CLS voluntarily stepped into The Labyrinth.  
I could not believe what I was witnessing.
No woman I know, or have ever known, who has kids
would tolerate, dismiss, or agree with what KittyOnyx did…

but a man would?…and did.  What kind of man would do that?

i am looking forward, now, to February.
i bet some of you think that’s because ill be Minister of Justice.
Oh no.  I have something else in mind.
You will all find out what that is on February 1, at 5pm BL time.

The state Minister Elections are on September 15 as well, in about 7 weeks.
Agnostica deserves a State Minister who will be an asset to the state
and I know someone who could win that election in a landslide.

The Labyrinth.  Once you jump into it…getting out is nearly impossible.

23.07.2024 23:33:59

Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53062
Posts: 2357
Atheista
23.07.2024 23:44:28
Hot Topica

Touch grass

23.07.2024 23:44:28
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Hera_
Level 261
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17535771
Reputation: 105707
Posts: 440
Antitheocra
24.07.2024 00:39:20
Hera_

oh yes another buying ur way into office scheme where else but the internets first plutocracy

24.07.2024 00:39:20
i dont struggle w autism im actually very good at it
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112278
Posts: 3404
Secville
24.07.2024 01:15:05
KatieBoutique

Once Secretary Sweetsy assumes office on August 2, I will be addressing him as

The Right Honorable Prime Minister SweeeeeeeetasNut…or Sweetsy

as opposed to Prime Ximbo.

If Miss Bimbo is the one who will take the position I will address her as

Prime Minister Miss Bimbo, My Bimbo



24.07.2024 01:15:05

KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116728
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
24.07.2024 01:26:06
KittyOnyx

All i see is 2 alt accounts belonging to the same sad man sucking his own dick in the comments. :/

24.07.2024 01:26:06

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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