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Slayyyocrates/KatieBoutique + Government Corruption in Ximboland

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Created
22.07.2024
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halobear8
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
25.07.2024 01:22:33
Bimbo Pimp

I'll drink to that. 
Betty White Cheers GIF by The Paley Center for Media

25.07.2024 01:22:33
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
25.07.2024 01:24:06
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
Strippy I already talked to you about this. I do not think it is appropriate for schools to have explicit sexual content. I've been a book worm all my life and I know what sexual content is found in many books. Some books take it a bit too far. I...
it’s not “most parents” it’s a handful of religious zealots backed by split school boards with narrow margins. have you seen some of the hearings where they discuss banning these books? there is often a crowd of people disagreeing with the verdict but it doesn’t matter because four people people in a panel of seven have their panties in a wad over the same misinformation about porn being taught to elementary students that you are subscribing to. a small minority is gaming the system to get their way, which funnily enough reflects the originally intended topic of this thread 

25.07.2024 01:24:06

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
25.07.2024 01:26:46
Bimbo Pimp

Strippy you bore me now, at least strip dance while you spew the same shit at me. I said what I said nothing will change my stance on the topic just like nothing I say will change yours. Agree to disagree. I'm more interested in Alexa now, don't be jealous. :3


25.07.2024 01:26:46
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
25.07.2024 01:32:19
craigslist-stripper

no worries! but when you’re laying in bed tonight, just make sure to think about all the kids with abusive parents who are turning to strangers on the internet about their issues, rather than strangers whose advice is peer reviewed and published by a team of people specifically to help them deal with their situation! im sorry you don’t trust books, but im happy that you never were put in a situation where you felt a book was the only safe perspective you could turn to. ill stop boring you now :)

25.07.2024 01:32:19

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32514
Posts: 1841
Atheista
25.07.2024 01:33:35
Dean Winchester

I don’t think any books should be banned ever

its important to see different perspectives imo. Books regardless of the content or controversy should NEVER be banned. I do think it’s up to the parents to decide what they believe is appropriate for their kids but I do believe a gay couple existing is not inherently sexual. I also think that in general sexual education is important. Sixth grade is when kids should be taught how to avoid stds and practice safe sex. Regardless of it being gay or straight sex. Growing up a lot of people I knew were engaging in sex at that age so it’s important for schools to educate students because some parents may not, or rely on the schools to do so. By not teaching kids about what sex is and how to have safe sex that increases child pregnancies. Which is dangerous and just bad in general imo. 

25.07.2024 01:33:35
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
25.07.2024 01:37:10
Bimbo Pimp

uh how about I don't think about children when I am in bed? Let's not do that you pervert. Yeah them poor kids that have the internet with all the books and information will surely get lost and not find anything about a topic. O.o No counselor or family member but just strangers like you to turn to.  Are you a stoner Strippy? I know strippers like hard drugs so if you are a stoner that'd be the best outcome. I'll be thinking about anything but children tonight thank you. 

hi Deanie beanie! We had sex ed in 5th grade with our parent's consent. :3 

25.07.2024 01:37:10
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craigslist-stripper
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Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
25.07.2024 01:46:28
craigslist-stripper

tfw you’re a pervert for thinking about the decaying state of the world at night. what happens in your brain when you think of children? it sounds… unhealthy

25.07.2024 01:46:28

ladabunni
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 290789
Reputation: 75501
Posts: 436
Atheista
25.07.2024 01:50:41
ladabunni

Can this OT nonsense stop please 

25.07.2024 01:50:41
 
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
25.07.2024 01:53:48
Bimbo Pimp

You are the one who always words shit strangely strippy, that's on you. The decaying state of the world is why I have my stance. I'd say have good dreams but I kinda hope it is about a household full of conservatives on election day. :3 night night 

Lada bitch won't square dance with me! ah, it has been fun. 

25.07.2024 01:53:48
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craigslist-stripper
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Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
25.07.2024 01:59:47
craigslist-stripper

sorry, it’s just anytime anyone talks about children, you immediately jump to pedophilia and sexual abuse. most people don’t make those connections at the first mention of a child and can have a normal conversation about them without feeling the need to interject a bunch of weird stuff about being a pedophile. the way you constantly feel the need to bring it up is honestly getting concerning. im stopping with this conversation now (and probably most conversations with you) because youre genuinely starting to creep me out


25.07.2024 01:59:47

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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2007

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Bimbo City

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