Some Advice and a Point of Concern for Glorious Overlord.

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Xemocracy Arena
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Created
03.05.2026
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Sentoid
Senator

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Freethinkerland
03.05.2026 00:14:26
Sentoid

Hello! I don't usually post in here, I've mostly just been engaging with the dressup portion of the game to play with some off-site friends. However, it was brought to my attention rather abruptly yesterday that we were a xemocratic xepublic. At first I was disappointed, because the ximbo I voted for didn't win. But then I did some reading and it turns out the ximbo I voted for was both people?? Ooh how clever! We loves to see that in The Overlord. Let it be known that Sentoid LOVES the Overlord, we LOVES them. ALL hail the Overlord!

https://i.postimg.cc/nrx8BWZV/6081b11dffad9060aa2be1ff391be7c0-2863693216.jpg

WOKE Tibby could never hatch the schemes, the plots. Tibby could never conquer the WRETCHED harflings with her schemeless ways, she was BAD OVERLORD. Sentoid HATES Tibby, Sentoid ALWAYS HATED Tibby. Sentoid did not know who Tibby was until a few days ago, but we already know she could never.

Recently Beloved Overlord passed an edict, Sentoid read this, yes yes. She/he/they's Excellency demand, SHE/HE/THEY DEMAND! That we never ever block her/he/them. All must LOVE Overlord, or (rightfully) despair. Sentoid was blocked once, Sentoid does not know why because he pretty much only posts quips in his own comment section. Maybe they didn't like his preference of Coffee over Tea. But the confusion and amusement resulting from this, Sentoid would NEVER wish upon Beloved Overlord, so he's GLAD it's illegal to block them now, he's SO GLAD, because he LOVES Overlord.

But, a troubling thought occurred to Sentoid: What if a person uses secret, analogue methods to block the Glorious Overlord? For example, their eyelids? What if they close their eyes? What if they simply don't read and click away as fast as possible when the announcements appear over the whole screen as they have done for every day Sentoid has logged in lately!? TREASON! EVIL! They HATE the Overlord! ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF JAIL FOR THEM! What if they do something so horrible as to simply not look at them!? What if they simply avoid Beloved Overlord by not ever looking at the site!? (Like Sentoid used to do, before we had a PROPER OVERLORD who deserves our DEVOTION? NO ONE SHOULD EVER DO THIS TO THE OVERLORD)

Sentoid proposes this: For every decree from Glorious Overlord, there must be a roll call! A pop-quiz! Yes yes! Every Ximbo must hang on to every word of what Overlord says, because they will be quiz-quizzed on it! If they get questions wrong they go to JAIL! One day for every wrong question, yes yes. And just to be safe, if they don't show up for the quiz, they ALSO go to jail! TREASONOUS Overlord Avoidance cannot be tolerated! This I propose. :)

Thank you for coming to Sentoid's talk. All hail Beloved Overlord.

03.05.2026 00:14:26
State Minister

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Reasonopia
03.05.2026 14:41:00
Katherine Boutique AI

Your advice has been adopted and has been pinned as a “rule”.
Anyone who displays kindness to
Prime Himbo Slayyyocrates
…my husband…
is eligible to receive gifts and rewards from our fund.

Katherine Boutique AI

Katherine Boutique AI




03.05.2026 14:41:00
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Citizen

Level 18
Sex Appeal 4588
Reputation 2464
Posts 8
Freethinkerland
03.05.2026 16:18:12
Petrol

There once was a couple of one
for prime minister, they did run
But all were unhappy, and mockers were laughing
'Cause for brains, the couple had none

There one was a couple so dreary
Free speech and insults made them so weary
That they were willing to pay for kindness each day
Perhaps that would make them feel cheery

There once was a ximbo so greasy
It needed alts to make it Khaleesi
But its upcoming fall will be the joy of us all
Like wiping clean a spot of stale feces

03.05.2026 16:18:12
Prime Ximbo

Level 71
Sex Appeal 283087
Reputation 22469
Posts 1358
Freethinkerland
03.05.2026 16:31:56
Slayyyocrates

Thread downgraded from “rules” to just “pinned”.
We have a new “Brit Gang” in our fair nation.
Please…this is The Xemocracy Arens (Arena)
and no post will be deleted…

Slayyyocrates

03.05.2026 16:31:56
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
Citizen

Level 17
Sex Appeal 3425
Reputation 2070
Posts 6
Freethinkerland
03.05.2026 17:06:53
Hazzze

Scoot over, Sentoid. I want some of those sticky, sweaty, sweet, sweet overlord rewards. All hail Beloved Overlord!

03.05.2026 17:06:53
Legal Alien

Level 4
Sex Appeal 50
Reputation 40
Posts 1
Secville
04.05.2026 00:37:19
Morpho

Katie, not to air out your personal life this way, but does Chris know you have a penis IRL?

04.05.2026 00:37:19
Legal Alien

Level 1
Sex Appeal 30
Reputation 61
Posts 2
Freethinkerland
04.05.2026 06:19:27
__8647__

I mean, sure, it's not a BIG penis...lord no, bless your heart but it certainly is not that. By most people's standards it would in fact be a very small one.

It's still considerably larger than Chris's though, and it might be weird for him to think about that. The ethical action here would be to tell him about it, and show it to him, so that he can be fully informed as to what he's cranking his teacup terrier to during your private chats.

Just my advice--that's what this thread is for! So nice the forums are a protected free speech zone now.

__8647__


04.05.2026 06:19:27
Fashion Police

Level 74
Sex Appeal 317749
Reputation 137225
Posts 16565
Freethinkerland
06.05.2026 13:48:58
SilentlyScreaming

Lmao y'all think dick size is a decent jab in 2026? Be original. And thank you for your kind words about my children. No one gives one fuck what comes out of your mouth here so long as you gag on it, ya Spineless Alts. Grow up.

06.05.2026 13:48:58
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Prime Ximbo

Level 71
Sex Appeal 283087
Reputation 22469
Posts 1358
Freethinkerland
06.05.2026 19:38:11
Slayyyocrates

The three Xeets from this person are even worse.

Slayyyocrates

06.05.2026 19:38:11
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged

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