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State Minister

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Reasonopia
18.10.2026 03:05:17
Slayyyocrates

Haunt the Town - 250% boost for City Activities.

Is on deck first.
Remember this: our multiple is x3
if Haunt the Town costs 10,000 to unlock
Then it only costs us 10,000 / 3 = 3,334 points.
Since Athena has jumped on board with 5,000+ points
She can cover it.  Well done Athena.

We will have only 1 hour to activate the boost once it is unlocked.
I am ready to unlock that puppy now.
Athena…DM me when you are ready.

This Pop Up will make it to the scrolling news bar and
scare the living daylights out of the Atheistans.

SOC

Slayyyocrates

18.10.2026 03:05:17
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State Minister

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Reasonopia
18.10.2026 03:28:32
Slayyyocrates

Haunt The Town - ACTIVATED - by General Athena.

250% more points for City Activities.  Give them a spin and see how much more you get in points.

18.10.2026 03:28:32
Re-Elect Slayyyocrates for a second term at Midnight on Halloween
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I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
State Minister

Level 171
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Reasonopia
18.10.2026 15:18:23
Slayyyocrates

We are going to unlock Pretty Little Vandals next.  
I will have enough points to cover it within an hour or so.
I will have to replace Becca as General as she hasn’t been seen since the last State War in July.
I hope to XOD she is ok.
Athena, you can sign Pretty Little Vandals any time.  This is a Generals Boost and this one takes 3 signatures to UNLOCK.  So your sign in can just sit there til I am ready to ACTIVATE the boost.

This boost added to the previous one is going to be massive for City Activities.  

Get ready for some serious action going forward.
I need to do a Live Stream update too so my EYE is everywhere.

Slayyyocrates

18.10.2026 15:18:23
Re-Elect Slayyyocrates for a second term at Midnight on Halloween
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
State Minister

Level 171
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Reputation 31000
Posts 1718
Reasonopia
18.10.2026 18:36:52
Slayyyocrates

Pretty Little Vandals has been ACTIVATED and from here on out it’s smooth sailing.  
The key to this was Athena.  She came out of nowhere and got us that first boost.
With the second one piled on top of it…City Activities are locked and loaded at a nice big payout.

i have some ideas for the next 2 boosts…but feel free to look them over and tell me what you think.
Slayto filled in for our wonderful Becca, who I miss and hope is well, and Slayto is ready to step aside and let one of you have a crack at the position.  If you are interested leave a comment below.

Day Two begins in 25 minutes.  We have a long way to go still…but we pulled off the master tactics so far.

COMMANDERSOC
Slayyyocrates

18.10.2026 18:36:52
Re-Elect Slayyyocrates for a second term at Midnight on Halloween
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
State Minister

Level 171
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Reputation 31000
Posts 1718
Reasonopia
19.10.2026 01:48:24
Slayyyocrates

I have an unlock coming up in 1 hour and 30 minutes.
Lets even it out, shall we?
No Rest For The Wicked
500% boost for competition tasks.
We have few players.  This next one should cover everybody no matter what they like to do in town.

tic tok…

Slayyyocrates

19.10.2026 01:48:24
Re-Elect Slayyyocrates for a second term at Midnight on Halloween
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
State Minister

Level 171
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Reputation 31000
Posts 1718
Reasonopia
19.10.2026 03:31:02
Slayyyocrates

No Rest For The Wicked - ACTIVATED
500% boost for competition tasks.
The Duels are the cash cow now.

Do them…and find out.

Slayyyocrates

WOW.  g night…zzzzzzzzz

19.10.2026 03:31:02
Re-Elect Slayyyocrates for a second term at Midnight on Halloween
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
State Minister

Level 171
Sex Appeal 3968795
Reputation 31000
Posts 1718
Reasonopia
19.10.2026 17:53:40
Slayyyocrates

Here’s the layout for our next three boosts:

Bury The Hatchet - I unlock this one myself in 9 hours 350% Competition
No Tricks Just Treats - Athena you sign this in 20 hours 250% Competition
Graveyard Shift - I unlock this in 9 + 24 hours. This one is my personal favorite…

Senatorship is the Holy Grail for massive points once we corner the market on those two competition task boosts...all within the next 20 hours.

Atheista has two WHALES now and it looks menacing but they don’t stand a chance against us.

Slayyyocrates

19.10.2026 17:53:40
Re-Elect Slayyyocrates for a second term at Midnight on Halloween
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
State Minister

Level 171
Sex Appeal 3968795
Reputation 31000
Posts 1718
Reasonopia
20.10.2026 01:03:03
Slayyyocrates

Looks like I "misread the men" (30 Rock)
Bury The Hatchet is up now.  Waiting on General Athena to sign and UNLOCK it.
No rush...

And In 2 and a half hours I UNLOCK No Tricks, Just Treats...and we have the Witches Hat Trick

Then we find out what kind of damage we can cause...

Get dressed.  I'm taking the whole State out to dinner.  My treat.  Dress casual.  Prepare to imbibe.

Slayyyocrates



20.10.2026 01:03:03
Re-Elect Slayyyocrates for a second term at Midnight on Halloween
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
State Minister

Level 171
Sex Appeal 3968795
Reputation 31000
Posts 1718
Reasonopia
20.10.2026 16:44:56
Slayyyocrates

The next 4 boosts will be the Cauldrens.  We’ll start with the small one and work our way up to the 1.3 mil beast.  The activations are 

1.  Generals sign in 8 hours 10 minutes
Sugar, Spice & Bad Advice 18,000 / 3 =6,000 points needed for 180,000 points
2.  I sign in 10 hours 50 minutes
Trick Me Once 66,666 / 3 = 22,222 points needed for 666,666 points

Ill fill in the next two after that after a word from our sponsors…

3.  Generals sign…24 hours after thise
Double Trouble 80,000 / 3 = 26,667 needed for 800,000 points
4.  I sign…either The Witches Bounty or Graveyard Shift
We shall see…we may want to keep Witches Bounty in our Boosters’ Boisterous Lock Box depending on what those three SECRET Boosters turn out to be…

Slayyyocrates

20.10.2026 16:44:56
Re-Elect Slayyyocrates for a second term at Midnight on Halloween
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
State Minister

Level 171
Sex Appeal 3968795
Reputation 31000
Posts 1718
Reasonopia
20.10.2026 23:53:14
Slayyyocrates

The hell with it.  let’s take the lead.
The Witches Bounty is next.
Unlock in one hour.
Generals sign.

Slayyyocrates

20.10.2026 23:53:14
Re-Elect Slayyyocrates for a second term at Midnight on Halloween
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged

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