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State Wars!

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39
Created
21.10.2024
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Katrynah
Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
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Reputation: 258449
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
21.10.2024 15:53:41
Katrynah

Hello beautiful birdies! State Wars has is just about to begin, as you may have noticed. Unfortunately, it quite literally could not have begun at a worse time for me as I will not be on site for the next 24 hours. I’ve just finished a weekend of volunteering and am still in the middle of my midterms, so real life comes first.

Don’t fret, you won’t be totally left stranded. I’ve appointed previous Antitheocra State Ministers Melpomene and Pollyx to be our generals. We’ve all experienced at least one State Wars, so you’re in capable hands.

That said, I will be looking for a third general. Your duties will include communicating with the other generals and I about the allocation of points, which boosters we’ll do when, and a plethora of other behind the scenes work to bring this win home for Anti! Just PM me if you’re interested.



21.10.2024 15:53:41
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
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Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28539901
Reputation: 281127
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
21.10.2024 16:10:31
Sandi Lut

I wouldn't mind being a general. I have been one in the previous one too.And I have been in 2 State Wars. :)

21.10.2024 16:10:31
Happiness is inside yourself

Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 5875353
Reputation: 88764
Posts: 1001
Antitheocra
21.10.2024 20:54:28
Melpomene

That would make for a strike squad with members, who've all previously been state ministers. Fun! :D

21.10.2024 20:54:28

Furiously drawing new designs 

Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28539901
Reputation: 281127
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
21.10.2024 21:49:46
Sandi Lut

Very cool! Do we have a discord for State Wars?

21.10.2024 21:49:46
Happiness is inside yourself

Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 5875353
Reputation: 88764
Posts: 1001
Antitheocra
21.10.2024 21:56:09
Melpomene

We're using the general Discord for organizing thoughts. Probably fastest if you ask Tibby to join it (since I don't have the rights to invite you directly) :)

21.10.2024 21:56:09

Furiously drawing new designs 

Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28539901
Reputation: 281127
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
21.10.2024 22:34:11
Sandi Lut

Hi eveyone, we unlocked the Glam-O-Lantern booster, so please spend your points on that booster. Thank you all for participating! Let's make sure we show them who we are :)

21.10.2024 22:34:11
Happiness is inside yourself

Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 5875353
Reputation: 88764
Posts: 1001
Antitheocra
21.10.2024 23:00:43
Melpomene

Good job everybody! First booster, done. Keep an eye out for the next one on the evening of 23rd 

21.10.2024 23:00:43

Furiously drawing new designs 

OvercookedIntellect
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40836
Reputation: 17123
Posts: 591
Antitheocra
22.10.2024 15:34:43
OvercookedIntellect

Katrynah wrote: (original post HERE)
Hello beautiful birdies! State Wars has is just about to begin, as you may have noticed. Unfortunately, it quite literally could not have begun at a worse time for me as I will not be on site for the next 24 hours. I’ve just finished a weekend of...

I'm so sorry to hear this. I hope that your life will turn up soon! I just know it! </3

22.10.2024 15:34:43
Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 5875353
Reputation: 88764
Posts: 1001
Antitheocra
22.10.2024 16:20:06
Melpomene

The booster Flannel Flash has been opened! Feed your available points there, please :D

EDIT: Amazing work people!

22.10.2024 16:20:06

Furiously drawing new designs 

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
22.10.2024 19:48:09
Bimbo Pimp

Once upon a time in the magical land of Ximboland, there lived a chicken named Clucky who was determined to win the annual Great Egg Laying Competition. Clucky trained day and night, practicing her egg-laying technique with the fire of a warrior preparing for battle. Her fellow townies were supportive, but Clucky was obsessed.

The day of the competition arrived, and Clucky strutted up to the starting line with all the confidence of a champion. “This will be easy!” she crowed, envisioning her glorious victory at the finish line.

As the race began, Clucky laid egg after egg, but in her excitement, she deposited them in all the wrong places—on the path, in a puddle, and even atop a passing goat’s head! Meanwhile, her competitors steadily laid their eggs right on target.

By the time Clucky realized her blunders, the others had secured their spots on the leaderboard, and she found herself covered in egg goo, trying to clean up the mess. As she flailed about, she overheard a wise fish say, “You know, Clucky, sometimes wanting to win too badly can lead to... an egg-cellent disaster!”

Moral of the story? Sometimes it’s best not to try too hard—especially in this case! ;)

22.10.2024 19:48:09
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