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Table 7

Posts
554
Created
02.04.2024
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 37988607
Reputation: 120155
Posts: 3773
Reasonopia
31.10.2024 20:12:45
KatieBoutique

Look at BP’s sig it’s hilarious.

ok now…where’s that expresso machine thingy.  
Does anyone know how to turn it on?

31.10.2024 20:12:45
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


tibby
Level 82
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 431631
Reputation: 83075
Posts: 4301
Agnostica
31.10.2024 20:32:07
tibby

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silly katie, i already brewed the espresso this morning
got two cups of hot cocoa for daphnee here !!!

31.10.2024 20:32:07
₊˚⊹ ᰔ tibby or ash / any pronouns / 21

₍^. .^₎⟆ ask me about the perks of being a senator ! (there's a ton ~)   
Slayyyocrates
Level 63
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 198717
Reputation: 14797
Posts: 979
Reasonopia
31.10.2024 20:52:18
Slayyyocrates

Wow!  Fancy stuff.

Katherine I will help you get the skinny on the Haute Cafe Back End.
Follow me into the manager’s office.

31.10.2024 20:52:18
PXFC Anti-Fashion Theme Assassin.
Use your Referral Links.  Bring new people to Ximboland

“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 66
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 223634
Reputation: 59529
Posts: 2446
Antitheocra
05.11.2024 18:25:18
Bimbo Pimp

It is midday and I need a shot of caffeine! 
Cat Coffee GIFs  Tenor

05.11.2024 18:25:18
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Slayyyocrates
Level 63
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 198717
Reputation: 14797
Posts: 979
Reasonopia
05.11.2024 20:27:19
Slayyyocrates

Good evening, Xeets and Xeetettes.  Your best friend Slayyyocrates here.
There is no one behind the counter today.  Everyone is at the <redacted>
I will now go behind the counter and fire up the grill, the machines, the sand pits…
And I will be your Foreign Relations Representative for all Tables here at Haute Coffee.

Let me begin by saying it is a pleasure to serve you overseas coffee and snacks
as well as full course meals, from the 4 Corners of The Outliers.
i will now put on my Slayyyocrates Apron, and be with you shortly…on the comedy stage.
Indeed…SOC knows how to spin some laughs here in Bimbotown.
So…without further ado…here we go.
Slayyyocrates

05.11.2024 20:27:19
PXFC Anti-Fashion Theme Assassin.
Use your Referral Links.  Bring new people to Ximboland

“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 66
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 223634
Reputation: 59529
Posts: 2446
Antitheocra
05.11.2024 20:29:21
Bimbo Pimp

Are you...a magician?! =O

05.11.2024 20:29:21
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QXimbo
Level 20
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 5976
Reputation: 3845
Posts: 119
Antitheocra
09.11.2024 21:26:25
QXimbo

The Bunny Party is here with the snacks.  
Move over, Slayyyocrates.

ijbol

09.11.2024 21:26:25
The 'Q' stands for "'Q'onspiracies'"  Q
“Pay no attention to that bunny behind the curtain!”
                      The bunny behind the curtain
*********Q*******The Bunny Party********Q*********
Bimbo Pimp
Level 66
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 223634
Reputation: 59529
Posts: 2446
Antitheocra
09.11.2024 21:37:39
Bimbo Pimp

ijbol!  ijbol again! 

09.11.2024 21:37:39
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QXimbo
Level 20
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 5976
Reputation: 3845
Posts: 119
Antitheocra
09.11.2024 21:41:09
QXimbo

Slayyyocrates just pulled me out of his hat!  Wow!

QXimbo

09.11.2024 21:41:09
The 'Q' stands for "'Q'onspiracies'"  Q
“Pay no attention to that bunny behind the curtain!”
                      The bunny behind the curtain
*********Q*******The Bunny Party********Q*********
Bimbo Pimp
Level 66
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 223634
Reputation: 59529
Posts: 2446
Antitheocra
09.11.2024 22:27:52
Bimbo Pimp

Yay! Again, Again! ijbol! This is definitely like the best table ever! Magic tricks and all! 

09.11.2024 22:27:52
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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