Table 7

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639
Created
02.04.2024
State Minister

Level 59
Sex Appeal 158050
Reputation 16792
Posts 786
Reasonopia
25.09.2025 05:22:47
CarCrashBimbo

I recall Gordon gave high marks to Bimburgers so I’m not sure what has ruffled his f@#$&*g feathers…

CarCrashBimbo

25.09.2025 05:22:47
“Please put down the broomstick and the cat…literally”
Fashion Police

Level 154
Sex Appeal 2915736
Reputation 47486
Posts 378
Agnostica
25.09.2025 17:47:09
Daisydear

it makes good TV to change your mind i think... 

speaking of which, that tiramisu looks good... waiter! i want one of those too

25.09.2025 17:47:09

Legal Alien

Level 7
Sex Appeal 275
Reputation 384
Posts 3
Freethinkerland
25.09.2025 18:31:42
MeowNow

MEEEEOOOW.

25.09.2025 18:31:42
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Level 67
Sex Appeal 236409
Reputation 18055
Posts 1107
Reasonopia
26.09.2025 00:32:50
Slayyyocrates

Guys this is hilarious KEEP GOING!

Slayyyocrates

26.09.2025 00:32:50
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
Slayto: “SOC, is that a popup in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”
Fashion Designer

Level 39
Sex Appeal 46443
Reputation 15826
Posts 200
Antitheocra
26.09.2025 01:06:44
ChelseaD

CarCrashBimbo wrote: (original post HERE)
I recall Gordon gave high marks to Bimburgers so I’m not sure what has ruffled his f@#$&*g feathers…
i think its the ankle cuff ngl...he keeps saying stuff about 'human rights' & 'calling the police' [sighs, rolls eyes] but i keep telling him himbos dont have w/e those are & we're not in violation of any fashion laws so like...yeah idk what his problem is, he has plenty of stuff 2 eat back there & floor 2 sleep on & all he has 2 do is cook 4 us indefinitely. 
some ppl, u put a roof over their head, & theyre not even grateful. [shakes head sadly]

26.09.2025 01:06:44

Legal Alien

Level 12
Sex Appeal 1347
Reputation 853
Posts 28
Antitheocra
27.09.2025 15:54:52
elegantarnation

the latte hates to see me coming. normalize men likng feminie drinks.  imma let that syrup bottle cum vanilla in my cup

27.09.2025 15:54:52
Citizen

Level 62
Sex Appeal 189745
Reputation 99469
Posts 13645
Freethinkerland
28.09.2025 12:04:56
SilentlyScreaming

Ramen with cheese curls. Now. *possible concealed shank*

28.09.2025 12:04:56
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Fashion Designer

Level 39
Sex Appeal 46443
Reputation 15826
Posts 200
Antitheocra
29.09.2025 21:09:48
ChelseaD

[sounds of arguing from kitchen, whip cracks, british sobbing]
[jiggles back in2 dining room, out-of-breath]
soooo xordon DID try 2 put his head in the oven bc i asked him 2 serve instant ramen & cheese curls but i managed 2 get him 2 believe it was 4 the sake of 'saving the restaurant' & he calmed down a lil' after that. sorry it took a while 2 convince him, here u go! <3


& here's ur tiramisu, daisy~! just lemme know if u need a cake box since its raining out there rn. <3
im trying 2 figure out how 2 work the coffee maker back there so we can add lattes & espresso 2 the menu, 1 moment!


29.09.2025 21:09:48

Citizen

Level 62
Sex Appeal 189745
Reputation 99469
Posts 13645
Freethinkerland
30.09.2025 11:38:25
SilentlyScreaming

Lmao XD!! Prison was a bit rough. But thank you for accommodating my new found hankering.

Honestly, right now, I could go for some coffee with a dash of Marijuana ♡☆

30.09.2025 11:38:25
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