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The Ban Game :P

Posts
404
Created
15.03.2016
Author
Phuckinbimbo
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28538296
Reputation: 281078
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
21.10.2017 10:20:53
Sandi Lut

I ban vivi for not using a word that has at least two syllables in the words chain

21.10.2017 10:20:53
Happiness is inside yourself

Tachiko
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1283
Reputation: 1474
Posts: 187
Secville
21.10.2017 22:23:29
Tachiko

I ban sandi for wearing such heavy eyeshadow that it makes her eyebrows disappear

21.10.2017 22:23:29
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
23.10.2017 15:20:35
Pia Margrethe

I ban Vivi because she didn't miss me while I was gone.

23.10.2017 15:20:35
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116899
Reputation: 38353
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
24.10.2017 21:43:06
vivi bambi

i ban pia for thinking that i have no feelings for her.

24.10.2017 21:43:06
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
25.10.2017 21:03:19
Pia Margrethe

I ban Vivi for not letting me know that she felt that way.

25.10.2017 21:03:19
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116899
Reputation: 38353
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
27.10.2017 22:16:00
vivi bambi

i ban pia because i know she burns for getting banned by me. <3

27.10.2017 22:16:00
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
30.10.2017 19:02:40
Pia Margrethe

I ban Vivi because she was the last in the thread

30.10.2017 19:02:40
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116899
Reputation: 38353
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
30.10.2017 23:27:31
vivi bambi

now i play against the rules of this minigame, but as the creator has already chosen to pass away, who cares?

i ban bimbo sexy girl for being the biggest son of a bitch i ever met and here's my pitch: he shall vanish from the face of this bimbo.land planet, because he don't earns to be called human, he failed to play a bimbo, he's not even to be called a himbo. if he would knock on my door tonight, he wouldn't get trick or treat, the only thing would be a heavy kick right into his crown jewels, so that after it his squeaky voice will bring a creepy spirit into the unholy night of shadows and mist.
and to tell it with his own words: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZ6-6RbSEg


30.10.2017 23:27:31
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
31.10.2017 09:53:40
Pia Margrethe

I concur with vivi! I know for a fact that several of us have entreated with him to play nicely and by the rules. He invoked his: 1. need of instant wealth; 2. Romanian nationality; 3. his gender in rejecting friendly suggestions for behavioral modifications. He and a few others are obviously trolls. While Bimbo-land is a competition, it is generally a friendly place of like-minded people interested in playing with fashion. Those who call names, use offensive triggering handles and exploit some programme deficiencies should be shunned. Banned.

Oh... and I ban Vivi Bambi for using a game to raise serious issues. (I DO love you, Vivi)

31.10.2017 09:53:40
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28538296
Reputation: 281078
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
02.11.2017 00:56:01
Sandi Lut

I ban Pia and vivi for giving the devil in disguise too much attention :P

02.11.2017 00:56:01
Happiness is inside yourself

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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