The closet glitch

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26.04.2025 04:15:53
KatieBoutique

It looks like Mel got them all, except for one, which is in food, and is just a blurry headshot of our Sweetsy.
you can leave it.  Maybe rachie will buy it and stick it over her face,

Katie.

26.04.2025 04:15:53
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
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The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
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26.04.2025 04:22:56
KatieBoutique

I unjailed Nikandr, and I want that account to remain UNBANNED.  I’m hoping she will notice her alt it alive, and I’m open to Hear from Katrynah through that character of hers.  Polly also has Dr Dentist, but I know she also has an alt, as well as Plush.

if they all show up with their alt’s, I won’t do a damn thing about it…
I want to hear from them all…including The Hacker, whose got an unjailed alt now I believe.
hang on a sec…

26.04.2025 04:22:56
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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26.04.2025 04:26:21
KatieBoutique

I’ll leave it at that for now.  

26.04.2025 04:26:21
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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26.04.2025 04:38:44
LittleMissRachie

because it goes against what this game is to delete free speech and to ban a minister using their tools at their own discretion.

26.04.2025 04:38:44
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26.04.2025 07:03:31
Blecky89

Just to clear things up — the shop has always followed its own set of rules that are set in stone. One of those rules is that we don’t allow items that could damage the site’s reputation.

Polly was aware of this and knew that the items they added would likely be taken down at some point.

Right now, Katie doesn’t have access to the shop — and ideally, that’s how it should stay. The images were replaced with placeholders by Melp and me. Polly knows about it and is okay with it, since they expected it would happen eventually.

26.04.2025 07:03:31
    
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26.04.2025 07:12:11
LittleMissRachie

i understand that pov.
but chris himself has said the PH ought to make rules that can change, and it depends on the PX at the time, but we had a PX takeover so..
whether polly knew it or not or expected their takedown doesn't change that i think artists deserve credit, and that the unpaid PH contributes most of this site to what it is, so ought to have a right to speak out

26.04.2025 07:12:11
      ximbos of the world unite! you have nothing to lose but your chains!
               

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26.04.2025 07:16:13
Blecky89

There are rules that don't change with the change of government. 
There are laws that are fixed and then there is those who is flexible and can be changed by minister. 

I totally agree that artists deserve recognition for their work—and at the very least, they should be paid in site currency. They’re the ones who keep our shop alive and diverse, making sure there’s something for everyone to love.

Designers play a huge role in shaping the site. Without their contributions, Ximboland just wouldn’t be the special place we all enjoy so much.

I also believe everyone should have the chance to speak freely and share their opinions, as long as it’s done respectfully. That’s something Polly has always done.



26.04.2025 07:16:13
    
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26.04.2025 07:51:47
LittleMissRachie

I also believe everyone should have the chance to speak freely and share their opinions, as long as it’s done respectfully. That’s something Polly has always done.
exactly! the truth is not "disparaging"


26.04.2025 07:51:47
      ximbos of the world unite! you have nothing to lose but your chains!
               

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26.04.2025 11:55:48
ediblegoats

what the actual fuck has been going on?? also katie take off my boots, you're devaluing them

26.04.2025 11:55:48
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26.04.2025 17:12:31
KatieBoutique

Polly knows about it and is okay with it, since they expected it would happen eventually.

This is outrageous.  Who cares what she is “ok” with.  Her long-winded treatises on what the owner needs to do are boiler-plate leftist revolutionary jingoistic Marxist propaganda.  She’s the preposterous embodiment of the communist ideology that used to occupy Eastern Europe.  

I also believe everyone should have the chance to speak freely and share their opinions, as long as it’s done respectfully. 
That’s something Polly has always done.

Polly is a self-serving political activist.  Loading those defamatory texts to the shops was indefensible.  I am shocked you would defend that action.  Polly’s motto from day one is more than just ousting Chris as the owner of this game.  She hates the entire premise of a Miss Bimbo, a Bimboland, and the notion of the bimbo itself.  She needs to make her own site in that case, not take over and transform this place into Polly’s Community Activistland.  She and her ilk like The Dumpster Gang and now Big Miss Rachie do this to governments as standard operating procedure.  

We are in the process of rescuing our world from the real occupation forces, the real genocidists.
Ximboland is at the forefront now in this take-back of real democracy.
We have momentum on our side.
I’m just getting warmed up.
So is Donald J Trump and The United States of America.

Katie Boutique
Minister of Justice

GOD BLESS MISS BIMBO



26.04.2025 17:12:31
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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