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Freethinkerland
26.03.2025 17:16:04
SilentlyScreaming

^^ Difference is I do it better *fans eyelashes*
-^_^- teehee ♡ keep running your mouth and your stitches connected to Miruu's anus will never heal ☆

*growls aggressively followed by a few frightening barks* *starts to foam*
Fuck around and find out ♡☆

Xod giveth Xod taketh away. Flood em Xod.
Have a nice nap Katie ♡☆

26.03.2025 17:16:04
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26.03.2025 18:25:33
Katrynah

why did she interrupt her message to roleplay wtf is this anymore

26.03.2025 18:25:33
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Freethinkerland
26.03.2025 18:27:13
SilentlyScreaming

Hi who are you o_O?

26.03.2025 18:27:13
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Atheista
26.03.2025 18:27:34
Dean Winchester

SilentlyScreaming wrote: (original post HERE)
Fuck that and fuck you Dean :) You and your friends are shitty people :) miruu wrote: (original post HERE)SilentlyScreaming wrote: (original post HERE)Katie called it, they are really running with the excuse "that was clucky satire". As if Miruu's...
Miru never told u to kill ur self so. She didn’t call u names, she literally made a satire post abt how u act towards ppl u don’t like and well. You’re doing it screamy ur calling ppl names n being frankly, childishly rude to ppl bc they don’t agree w how u treat others on the internet/ur politics. I don’t hate u, I just don’t agree w ur current behavior towards ppl on here. There will always be someone who doesn’t like u in general so like why care abt it? Miru hasn’t said any lies abt u. Ppl r upset w Katie u and bp bc ur promoting irl politics rhat are either impacting people dangerously, or annoying anyone who doesn’t live in the USA. Ppl don’t come onto ximboland to be reminded of the issues of the flatlands so to speak. So to see USA politics taking over ximboland is frankly, disappointing and upsetting for a lot of ppl regardless of where they are from or believe. 

26.03.2025 18:27:34
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26.03.2025 18:30:15
SilentlyScreaming

I agree she didn't tell me to kill myself. But originally I thought so because she worded it so poorly. Just a few punctuation marks would of made her point more clear. No one said they had to read political veiws. If they can't handle US opinions they should know what to do by now. Ignore it like an adult. And blocking me for the sake of disagreeing is fine. But I didn't appreciate how she talked shit before hand, as if I wouldn't catch it. And then your whole group has a whole shit talking party in public xeets. Two can play that game. Miruu was being a hater plain and simple. And I'm not going to just sit back and take it. My actions may have been childish, but so has been their reasoning. And I'm having a blast frankly. I do get a kick out of telling off haters.

26.03.2025 18:30:15
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Atheista
26.03.2025 18:40:07
Dean Winchester

……. Straight up what r u talking about. Shit talking party? Ppl can say they don’t like u or disagree ur behavior n it’s not shit talking. Especially bc ur now fp. Like it or not but when u took that role ur gonna get shit talked. Like that’s the nature of being in ximboland goverment. U can’t get mad abt it u gotta be able to listen to the complaints ppl have and adjust bc like it or not ur a public figure now here and that comes with responsibilities. U cannot go around calling ppl cunts and lying abt what they did (and u shouldn’t be even when not in a position of power) BUT ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN UR ACTIVELY IN XIMBO GOVERMENT. N u have def talked shit too before her. Point is- ur in a position of power. If u can’t handle ppl talking shit abt u with grace or handle (valid) criticism of ur behavior than u shouldn’t be in that position. It’s pretty hard to ignore the us politics when it’s actively taking over how the government on ximboland is run and the punishments on here. It’s not just ur opinions being stated it’s how the entire goverment is acting like conservative is goverment after we were told this would be a free speech term and it isn’t. People are being jailed for counting games and JUSTIED criticism of the current goverment and it’s absolutely embarrasing. 

26.03.2025 18:40:07
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Freethinkerland
26.03.2025 18:43:02
SilentlyScreaming

Definitely? Show me where, Dean. Where have I wronged Miruu. Because you're wrong :) My Ximbo personality and my Fashion Police Position are separate entities. I'm not Jailing people without just cause. I have been nothing but nice until someone gives me a reason not to be. And they sure did :D

26.03.2025 18:43:02
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Atheista
26.03.2025 18:48:45
Dean Winchester

Idk maybe the constant harassment in the forums? The way ur slandering her? Random ppl on here believe what u say bc ur in a position of power n ur saying miru is ooooh soooo bad trust me guys. I haven’t even looked at ur xeets in a minute but like. U and YOUR group are spreading rumors about people. Maybe u see ur ximbo personality and ur fp job as seperate but unconscious biases exist and u Katie and the rest r all very clearly influenced by those unconscious biases. Ur (general ur for the whole group) treatment Of regular criticism (even nicely put criticism) is clearly showing that u guys cannot handle positions of power in ximboland. Jailing ppl for a COUNTING GAME or being upset that ur bringing harmful and annoying US POLITICS jnto the bimbo goverment is not just cause. Ur finding things to jail ppl for that don’t agree w u

26.03.2025 18:48:45
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Freethinkerland
26.03.2025 18:50:57
SilentlyScreaming

Let's keep on topic seeing how that was not me. Forum harassment. Show me where. When was I malicious before she bashed me publicly? Everything you mentioned was after the fact. The correct answer is I didn't. And she started it. So forgive me for defending myself and others like me. I get defending her because she's your friend. But your friend was a little bitch for the sake of being a little bitch, cause that's how she gets off. And y'all just keep twisting this to be anything but her fault. DaisyDear LoveSoldier included.

26.03.2025 18:50:57
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26.03.2025 18:59:24
Dean Winchester

SilentlyScreaming wrote: (original post HERE)
Katie called it, they are really running with the excuse "that was clucky satire". As if Miruu's xeet was, supposedly, mocking what I sound like?? When have I EVER came across as "kys"??? Fuck no. I LOVE MY XIMBOS ♡☆ I love ximbos that aren't...
Here u go forum harrasment in this thread and btw having HATER NATION a list of ppl who don’t like u for various reasons on ur page is. Well it’s embarrassing dawg. N there u go again calling miru names u realize once again UR IN A POSITION OF AUTHORITY N SHOULDNT be calling users names right?? Right??

26.03.2025 18:59:24
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