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The dirtiest thing you have ever done.

Posts
49
Created
02.05.2018
THAT bitch
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 125096
Reputation: 41315
Posts: 1089
Atheista
05.01.2021 02:30:27
THAT bitch

literally nothing lmao. closest thing is one of my old friends and i would get hella sexual tension in gym class. i miss her :,)

05.01.2021 02:30:27
   - hugz <3



Forest Witch
Level 46
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 76566
Reputation: 48626
Posts: 1145
Secville
05.01.2021 02:41:59
Forest Witch

I cleaned toilets at a party in Amsterdam

05.01.2021 02:41:59
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
EdelweissSL
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 176003
Reputation: 26027
Posts: 270
Antitheocra
13.01.2021 20:30:12
EdelweissSL

hhmm let's see.. I used to work at a bar and one time after closing for the night, the owner of the bar, a barman, the dj and I had a foursome on the bar countertop. Is that dirty enough?

13.01.2021 20:30:12
happiness is real only when shared 
Chanel Chambers
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 72810
Reputation: 29203
Posts: 491
Antitheocra
13.01.2021 21:10:34
Chanel Chambers

I was ready to tell some dirt but people are being well behaved here so I'm like maybe not... 

13.01.2021 21:10:34
Sticky and sweet lollipop kisses!
Chi Chi

Cock Ring
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17618
Reputation: 10376
Posts: 99
Atheista
16.01.2021 23:52:43
Cock Ring

hooked up on the ground in a baseball dugout lol

16.01.2021 23:52:43

Chanel Chambers
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 72810
Reputation: 29203
Posts: 491
Antitheocra
17.01.2021 14:27:44
Chanel Chambers

The most people I had sex with in one night is four

17.01.2021 14:27:44
Sticky and sweet lollipop kisses!
Chi Chi

PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1943713
Reputation: 72009
Posts: 1288
Reasonopia
17.01.2021 22:24:00
PlushKlavier

Picking maggots off of a rabbit's poop caked butt

17.01.2021 22:24:00

Hyperpussy
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35834
Reputation: 18579
Posts: 286
Atheista
18.01.2021 04:19:20
Hyperpussy

Oh dirty like sex? I’m virgin so I was just gonna say miscalculated my hand placemat on toilet paper and gotten poop on my hand 

18.01.2021 04:19:20
Me, coming to fucking GET you

Chanel Chambers
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 72810
Reputation: 29203
Posts: 491
Antitheocra
18.01.2021 08:18:19
Chanel Chambers

One time a long time ago, I dropped a whole burger that I had just bought on a parking lot but ate it anyway because I couldn't really afford to let you 


18.01.2021 08:18:19
Sticky and sweet lollipop kisses!
Chi Chi

Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775723
Reputation: 154875
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
18.01.2021 09:21:26
Cum_Dumpster

Ate a slice of pizza that fell on the ground. Also ate a slice of pizza(not the same slice as the one that fell on the ground) that had fallen between some couch cushions and spent the night there. I will apparently do anything for pizza.

18.01.2021 09:21:26
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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The Town Square.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Pink

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When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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