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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion car crash Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
192
Created
26.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69515
Reputation: 22236
Posts: 693
Secville
01.03.2024 13:51:58
Theodora Dee

Used an artifact to vote. 

Personally, I don't want to reinvent patriarchy and I'm sure many people who voted for Cherri (and naively thought their opinions mattered) thinks the same. As far as I've observed, this site is mainly consists of non-men and I don't think anyone who already has been a victim of misogyny and patriarchy in real life also wants to be a victim of those in a game where people are supposed to relax. 

So, to hell with hairless bodies and big boobs. I won't cater to anyone's weird fetish about what a perfect citizen/woman must look like. And I don't think anyone should be forced to do so either.

01.03.2024 13:51:58

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
01.03.2024 14:38:15
craigslist-stripper

SweetasNuts wrote:
Stick true to the core conservative Bimbo fashion values please
guys i think i figured out what chris thinks is sexy... we all need to be dressing more conservative


01.03.2024 14:38:15

Cunning Linguist
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 369489
Reputation: 63016
Posts: 210
Atheista
01.03.2024 15:09:51
Cunning Linguist

craigslist-stripper wrote:
I thought this was a place for bimbos of all opinion and political affiliation though? Why are you suddenly changing your angle about the diverse intellectual landscape that you aimed to build here in Ximbo.land? It's worrying that you can't even seem to follow your own ideals, when you are trying to force them on us
ETA: no one was persecuting anyone about their fashion until you showed up so you are the one causing the very problems youre claiming to be fighting against?
Mr Nuts: This is a democracy, not a dictatorship! 
*completely ignores the will of the people & acts like a dictatorship*
Mr Nuts: We need freedom of thought & freedom of speech!
*tries to persecute anyone who thinks differently than him*
Mr Nuts: Persecution based on looks should never happen again!
*tried to legally punish someone for dressing in a way he doesn't like*

Chris, what happened to "authoritarianism & government control are bad"? What happened to personal freedoms & limited government? Why are you being such a hypocrite?

Respectfully, this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. I have never witnessed someone alienate their paying userbase so effectively. It's actually kind of impressive. It's like he's TRYING to destroy this site.

Also....is what world is skimpy pink miniskirts & giant boobjobs "conservative"?

01.03.2024 15:09:51

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
01.03.2024 15:38:06
AuntieLice

Lovely idea! For too long Bimboland has been held hostage by people who use the website to spread their political ideologies and don't use (and when they do, do an incredibly poor job) the main feature of it; the dress up. If I was a new player and saw some of these outfits I definitely would stay away from the website under the impression that this was all it had to offer. It's time for us to return to our roots of being a fashionable republic.

I had to use an artifact to write this since I won't be paying to be on a website with the rules that read like we're on a Tumblr safe space. Take care!

01.03.2024 15:38:06
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
01.03.2024 15:40:36
craigslist-stripper

God I wish you saw one scary bald head and then went away forever, but sadly we all can't get exactly what we want as this is supposed to be a democracy♥️

01.03.2024 15:40:36

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
01.03.2024 15:42:34
AuntieLice

Unfortunately for you, I didn't click on your profile earlier so now you're stuck with me. ♥️

01.03.2024 15:42:34
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
01.03.2024 15:52:39
craigslist-stripper

Awww and you're stuck with me♥️ This circus always needs more clowns anyways! Now do something else funny so I can laugh at you more :)

01.03.2024 15:52:39

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
01.03.2024 16:00:43
AuntieLice

You are so unbothered and your use of little hearts proves that, hon, we definitely forgot your melties in this topic earlier now that you used them! It's okay, I can definitely see why this is such a sensitive topic for you, I would also be scared if I was in your shoes. To keep you entertained I also might add a fake sexuality to my about me section, I hope that will give you a good laugh cause I certainly got a few giggles out if it!

01.03.2024 16:00:43
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
alexa pro
Level 130
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1730419
Reputation: 101662
Posts: 1391
Atheista
01.03.2024 16:04:29
alexa pro

let's stay on topic please

01.03.2024 16:04:29
SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20652
Reputation: 12478
Posts: 890
Atheista
01.03.2024 16:47:52
SweetasNuts

When Ximboland was first founded back in 2014 all the Ximbos dressed wonderfully -
Gucci branded handbags, short skirts, bulging muscles, shades, polo necks, sun tans, white teeth, big boobs and lacoste.
The place was sexy and alive. The Fashion police were sexy sexy beasts and the Prime Bimbos all adorned themselves in designer jewellery. It was like Dubai on steroids.
Wonderful.

Over the years though sadly Bimbo fashion became infected with perverse liberal fashion ideas eg ugly tattoos, baggy clothes, niche styles and hairy beavers. 
That was the start of the downfall of Ximboland. Successive governments have failed to stem that decline.  
I urge you to vote for Sweetasnuts in May and turn around this Bimbo ship.

Lets.....

Make Ximboland Fashionable Again!
 

01.03.2024 16:47:52



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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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